Slapping Kittens
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Look, I support the Left and I'll vote for Democrats vs voting for the destruction of my country, but also....
#dgg #democrats #virtuesignal #kittyops #voteblue
#dgg #democrats #virtuesignal #kittyops #voteblue
You saw a man get murdered in the street and they told you he was a violent domestic terrorist an hour later
They'll use the same lies about Trump and Elon raping kids.
They'll use the same lies about Trump and Elon raping kids.
January 31, 2026 at 3:05 PM
You saw a man get murdered in the street and they told you he was a violent domestic terrorist an hour later
They'll use the same lies about Trump and Elon raping kids.
They'll use the same lies about Trump and Elon raping kids.
Trump car runs over a teenager protesting at a high school.
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Trump car runs over a teenager protesting at a high school.
I used to think Republicans were just vaguely racist, stupid, beta cuck losers that were annoying and somewhat harmless.
The 2nd trump term has shown America the true Nazi/jack-booted/ bottomless pit of hate they actually are.
For the rest of my life, fuck every Republican forever.
The 2nd trump term has shown America the true Nazi/jack-booted/ bottomless pit of hate they actually are.
For the rest of my life, fuck every Republican forever.
January 30, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I used to think Republicans were just vaguely racist, stupid, beta cuck losers that were annoying and somewhat harmless.
The 2nd trump term has shown America the true Nazi/jack-booted/ bottomless pit of hate they actually are.
For the rest of my life, fuck every Republican forever.
The 2nd trump term has shown America the true Nazi/jack-booted/ bottomless pit of hate they actually are.
For the rest of my life, fuck every Republican forever.
Bro.....it's not like ....roving gangs of masked men are stopping random people in the street, demanding their papers, beating the dog shit out of anyone who mildly inconveniences them and also periodically executing citizens in the street.
You just have TDS bro.
You just have TDS bro.
January 30, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Bro.....it's not like ....roving gangs of masked men are stopping random people in the street, demanding their papers, beating the dog shit out of anyone who mildly inconveniences them and also periodically executing citizens in the street.
You just have TDS bro.
You just have TDS bro.
*Light turns green and the car in front of you doesn't move immediately*
(honks)
Kristi Noem = "This rioter, this domestic terrorist....they weaponized a horn to disrupt law enforcement action. This violent rioter knowingly commandeered a highly lethal vehicle to viciously assault law enforcement."
(honks)
Kristi Noem = "This rioter, this domestic terrorist....they weaponized a horn to disrupt law enforcement action. This violent rioter knowingly commandeered a highly lethal vehicle to viciously assault law enforcement."
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
*Light turns green and the car in front of you doesn't move immediately*
(honks)
Kristi Noem = "This rioter, this domestic terrorist....they weaponized a horn to disrupt law enforcement action. This violent rioter knowingly commandeered a highly lethal vehicle to viciously assault law enforcement."
(honks)
Kristi Noem = "This rioter, this domestic terrorist....they weaponized a horn to disrupt law enforcement action. This violent rioter knowingly commandeered a highly lethal vehicle to viciously assault law enforcement."
I feel like you have to explain tariffs to Magatards in terms they can understand.
"So you wanna traffic a little boy from Thailand for $300 but Trump says there is a 50% tariff on little boys from Thailand, so you end up paying $450 for your little boy from Thailand."
"So you wanna traffic a little boy from Thailand for $300 but Trump says there is a 50% tariff on little boys from Thailand, so you end up paying $450 for your little boy from Thailand."
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I feel like you have to explain tariffs to Magatards in terms they can understand.
"So you wanna traffic a little boy from Thailand for $300 but Trump says there is a 50% tariff on little boys from Thailand, so you end up paying $450 for your little boy from Thailand."
"So you wanna traffic a little boy from Thailand for $300 but Trump says there is a 50% tariff on little boys from Thailand, so you end up paying $450 for your little boy from Thailand."
Bro I'm just so exhausted and ready to move beyond this retardation-era of american history. It won't be a big victory. History books will be like "so America decided to quit being so fucking retarded and...."
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Bro I'm just so exhausted and ready to move beyond this retardation-era of american history. It won't be a big victory. History books will be like "so America decided to quit being so fucking retarded and...."
If anything, sadly, you are genuinely living through the most vile and evil American presidency of all time.
It is worth smelling the shitty roses from time to time.
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It is worth smelling the shitty roses from time to time.
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November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If anything, sadly, you are genuinely living through the most vile and evil American presidency of all time.
It is worth smelling the shitty roses from time to time.
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It is worth smelling the shitty roses from time to time.
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Bro he is NOT signing that shit. It is like signing a death sentence for himself.
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Bro he is NOT signing that shit. It is like signing a death sentence for himself.
MAGA didn't only disillusion me away from right wing politics, it completely destroyed any respect I had for Christianity.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
MAGA didn't only disillusion me away from right wing politics, it completely destroyed any respect I had for Christianity.
I can't be the only one wondering this.
Is there some magical mechanism that prevents Pam Bondi from walking up to the Epstein computer and just deleting everything or throwing it in a volcano? What protects the integrity of the information?
Is there some magical mechanism that prevents Pam Bondi from walking up to the Epstein computer and just deleting everything or throwing it in a volcano? What protects the integrity of the information?
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I can't be the only one wondering this.
Is there some magical mechanism that prevents Pam Bondi from walking up to the Epstein computer and just deleting everything or throwing it in a volcano? What protects the integrity of the information?
Is there some magical mechanism that prevents Pam Bondi from walking up to the Epstein computer and just deleting everything or throwing it in a volcano? What protects the integrity of the information?
You've been lied to. This is not a particularly attractive woman.
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You've been lied to. This is not a particularly attractive woman.
This is the actual slam dunk.
Cruel and Unusual pedo president.
Cruel and Unusual pedo president.
October 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is the actual slam dunk.
Cruel and Unusual pedo president.
Cruel and Unusual pedo president.
Unironically, these people won.
They destroyed the constitution and spit on everything WW2 soldiers died for.
"When Fascism comes to America, it will be draped in the flag, carrying a bible, and have an ICP tattoo."
They destroyed the constitution and spit on everything WW2 soldiers died for.
"When Fascism comes to America, it will be draped in the flag, carrying a bible, and have an ICP tattoo."
September 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Unironically, these people won.
They destroyed the constitution and spit on everything WW2 soldiers died for.
"When Fascism comes to America, it will be draped in the flag, carrying a bible, and have an ICP tattoo."
They destroyed the constitution and spit on everything WW2 soldiers died for.
"When Fascism comes to America, it will be draped in the flag, carrying a bible, and have an ICP tattoo."
Every day checking the news.
September 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Every day checking the news.
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September 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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September 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Trump: "I hate my opponents".
And we just move on to tomorrow and demand progressives apologize instead.
And we just move on to tomorrow and demand progressives apologize instead.
September 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Trump: "I hate my opponents".
And we just move on to tomorrow and demand progressives apologize instead.
And we just move on to tomorrow and demand progressives apologize instead.
Okay.....silksong act 3 is hard....
September 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Okay.....silksong act 3 is hard....
You'll notice zoomers running around with silver crucifix necklaces everywhere. I know we all go through adolescence but Christianity has been a wormhole into right wing extremism.
The whole cuck God shit makes cruel people feel righteous acting like pieces of shit.
The whole cuck God shit makes cruel people feel righteous acting like pieces of shit.
September 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You'll notice zoomers running around with silver crucifix necklaces everywhere. I know we all go through adolescence but Christianity has been a wormhole into right wing extremism.
The whole cuck God shit makes cruel people feel righteous acting like pieces of shit.
The whole cuck God shit makes cruel people feel righteous acting like pieces of shit.
Do you think anyone on the right even knows what fascism is?
September 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Do you think anyone on the right even knows what fascism is?
You need to confront your Democrat friends and de-pussify them.
September 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You need to confront your Democrat friends and de-pussify them.
I used to think China was the next Nazi Germany.
I never thought it would be us instead.
I never thought it would be us instead.
September 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I used to think China was the next Nazi Germany.
I never thought it would be us instead.
I never thought it would be us instead.