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Sam-I-Am
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A blunt #NUFC Fan 🖤🤍 Not a Happy Clapper
An alternative thinker 🤔
Organiser of the #BlueskyToon FPL
Green Party Member 💚
Fuck Zionism 🖕🏼
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It’s with a broken heart that I share the news that my eldest brother Darren passed away in the early hours of Wednesday morning.

Darren was truly one of a kind. He brought so much happiness, laughter, and fun into people’s lives through his loving and vibrant personality.

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I’ll be adding Hugo Ekitike to my most hated cunt list.

Emiliano Martínez is already on the list.

#nufc
February 1, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Thank you for your kind words, means a lot, really! ❤️
Due to a family death, I won’t be very present or social for a while.

I’ll be back, but in my own time.
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
It’s with a broken heart that I share the news that my eldest brother Darren passed away in the early hours of Wednesday morning.

Darren was truly one of a kind. He brought so much happiness, laughter, and fun into people’s lives through his loving and vibrant personality.

1/4
January 30, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Due to a family death, I won’t be very present or social for a while.

I’ll be back, but in my own time.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
🚨 #BlueskyToon #NUFC #FPL GW23 🚨

Miggy Stardust remains top of the league for the 8th GW 🏆
Tindall's Mad Dogs returns to the top 10! 👋

Dan Burn Baby Burns tops this GW (3rd time) with 77 pts 👏

No change with the bottom 3 though 🫣

A poor GW for most, but those who chose well came up on top! 😆
January 27, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Even with 5th being CL, I know we won’t be qualifying for it.

If we have a strong finish, I can see us in the Europa/Conference league next season. #nufc
✅ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 To Secure the Top 5:

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Arsenal - 100%
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Man City - 99.5%
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Aston Villa - 99%
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Liverpool - 65%
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Chelsea - 57%

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Man Utd - 47%
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Newcastle - 24%
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Fulham - 6%

🚨 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England are given a 99.8% chance to enter the Top 5 into the Champions League!
January 26, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Let’s be real.

What are our genuine expectations over the next three years?

European qualification minimum?
Investment in the squad so we can have depth to stay consistent?
Have alternative tactics to shake things up mid-game?

Do share your thoughts 😆 #NUFC
January 26, 2026 at 11:58 AM
It’s that time #AFC 😂
January 25, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I’m expecting a loss on Wednesday night #NUFC
January 25, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I’m struggling seeing so many saying we played well today! We lost. We couldn’t cross, couldn’t score #nufc
January 25, 2026 at 6:14 PM
In a way it's nice to know that the Happy Clappers are blocking me on here. Don't have to deal with their over the top bullshit on my feed! #NUFC
January 25, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Really hope Trippier isn’t given a new contract. His time is up this summer.
January 25, 2026 at 3:55 PM
This season has been nothing but frustrating.

We won’t qualify for the CL.

Can only hope for a miracle in the domestic cups, quarters perhaps in the CL and a top 10 finish in the league.

#NUFC
January 25, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Send this ref back to Australia. Fucking awful!
January 25, 2026 at 3:42 PM
He’s at it again! Cheating cunt. Worse than Pickford! 😡 #nufc
That fucking Argentinian cunt! Hate those that simulate! #nufc
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Anthony Gordon. This is your song! #NUFC 😂

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January 25, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Why the fuck didn’t Wissa shoot!? Isn’t that what strikers are meant to do? 😡 #nufc
January 25, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Wissa has been nothing but shit this half #nufc
January 25, 2026 at 2:47 PM
WTF is up with Gordon’s crosses!? 😡 #NUFC
January 25, 2026 at 2:42 PM
With how the crosses are going into Villa’s box, we need Woltemade there. Wissa will never win a header #nufc
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Gordon running around not knowing what to do… 🙄
January 25, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Ref is clearly influenced by Villa. Cunt 😡
January 25, 2026 at 2:37 PM
That fucking Argentinian cunt! Hate those that simulate! #nufc
January 25, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Joelinton gets booked for not touching either of those cheating twats!? #NUFC
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Malick ball watching 🤦🏻‍♂️ #NUFC
January 25, 2026 at 2:28 PM