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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan

@sleepydawgs.bsky.social

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She/it 21 Otaku loser with a perverted head. Supposedly a writer. Currently writing Mechsploitation story “Berserker” comms open🏳️‍⚧️

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · Aug 22

Salutation! This one is Romeo Dandy, hypothetically a writer and factually a lesbian! I mostly write short stories involving women caught in situations, along with mechsplo series BERSERKER.

You can find my works on AO3 and psite!

archiveofourown.org/users/Lesbia...
www.patreon.com/Sleepydawgs?...

Sleepydawgs - Works | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 3h

Single bottoms have to jerk off by shoving something up their ass until they see stars and slowly shamble to your bed with NO AFTERCARE CUDDLES! Meanwhile tops have to, fucking idk jerk off or use a rutting machine I don’t fucking know. It’s hard labor for a single bottom.

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 5h

Like get it twisted I go into that mode sometimes cause that mode rocks but it’s basically just the both of us rotating on who’s saying “YOURE COOKING??!?”

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 5h

It’s always kinda fun to see the different ways people talk to Kallie on here cause to me I just sort of have too casual a vibe to really enter kink mode all the time so everything around me just becomes overwhelmingly chill. Normal radiation filtered through a pervert girl who likes hentai bullshit

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 14h

Hell yeah

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Kallidora Rhosferatu 🩸 @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 14h

I am now taking commissions!! Details also on Patreon. To elaborate on that second point: it's a buffer to help avoid a 'first come, first served' situation, like I've had in the past. Hopefully this way everyone interested gets a fair shot. Looking forward to seeing what you freaks are into!

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 14h

Thinking about making my own green tea cold brew I’m never beating the doll allegations

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 15h

Cassilda good end

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 15h

LRP built like that btw

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So… 🌟 chunks, huh? (comms open) @haveachunkyday.bsky.social · 2d

An OC with short black hair and glasses and wearing scruffy clothing. They look like they have a belly on them but they lift up their shirt and BAM! Giant veiny droopy titties

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 15h

Do you think they’ll let me into the Opal building…

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 15h

Opal…. Normal girls

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 15h

Hypno mommy dom getting increasingly annoyed that the only people who come to her vr headset hypnosis building is a bunch of dudebro tech guys.

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Kallidora Rhosferatu 🩸 @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 18h

Substitute Oedipus [Patreon]

My patrons recently voted for a story featuring a toxic mom/daughter dynamic. In response, I have written a Normal story that definitely did not break most of the beta readers

Mind the tags :)

www.patreon.com/posts/141118...

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 15h

This one is uh… really good. Good story I like it good very good, normal reaction to everything going on here yep mmhmmm normal normal normal normal.

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 16h

Oh my god those glasses are so good on you!!!!

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 16h

This is not gonna make any sense and I’m well aware of this but spanking has gotta be one of the most British kinks of all time. Any time a British person is into spanking I’m like oh I’m sure.

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 17h

General Rhadama….

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 1d

*getting into a hobby primarily about collecting from a brand or industry.* wow I can’t believe everything is so profit based here! This has never happened before TikTok!

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like any time I see someone talk about how hobbies and collecting have been ruined by tiktok because “it’s all about hoarding and profit now” buddy I’m sorry they have always been that. Basically every nerd stereotype comes with a joke about them hoarding comics they don’t read or open.

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 1d

Why are people talking vibes? The only vibes I have is resting on my bookshelf AYOOOO!

(If you wish to share your thoughts on the Humble Romeo’s vibe that would be allowed)

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Kurosagi @kurosagi.bsky.social · 2d

#nimagery she's been eating too much nightmare

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 2d

George RR Martin really popped the fuck off when he put antlers on the helmets. I should see antlers on helmets with the same consistency I see a big fuckoff greatsword

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 2d

First time living by myself moment but I’m kind of in awe of how relaxed I feel all the time lately. Idk maybe the stressful bits haven’t hit yet but I just feel so… comfortable with where I am?

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 2d

I didn’t “break” I merely indulged in your antics. I’m not broken and I’m not owned! I’m not owned!

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 2d

Grrrrr… the streets will flock to see your blood spilled to the ground and my boot upon your head in due time.

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