@slidemanernie.bsky.social
@slidemanernie.bsky.social
Retired band director/concert manager/trombonist residing in Southern ME. Trained in the heat of Twitter where I had 110K followers. Fan of puns, Boston, the color blue, early jazz & more.
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Next time a stranger won't go away, make a weird face and using a low voice say, "Sorry - it has been a long time since I've possessed a body."
@pedsortho.bsky.social I will start writing "Patriots' Shuffle" today.
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@pedsortho.bsky.social I will start writing "Patriots' Shuffle" today.
Sweater makers live in close-knit families.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sweater makers live in close-knit families.
That's right - today is Day #1 for many Americans on the Turkey and Pumpkin Pie Diet.
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
That's right - today is Day #1 for many Americans on the Turkey and Pumpkin Pie Diet.
Great collective noun - In northern Canada some call a herd of bunnies a fluffle.
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Great collective noun - In northern Canada some call a herd of bunnies a fluffle.
"Every time that director friend of yours visits he makes a scene."
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"Every time that director friend of yours visits he makes a scene."
Don't worry about what I'm doing. Worry about worrying about what I'm doing.
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Don't worry about what I'm doing. Worry about worrying about what I'm doing.
My draft New Year's Resolution is to avoid anything that makes me heavier. Photos, mirrors, scales etc.
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
My draft New Year's Resolution is to avoid anything that makes me heavier. Photos, mirrors, scales etc.
Early bird? Night owl? Nope. Exhausted pigeon.
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Early bird? Night owl? Nope. Exhausted pigeon.
🎶 I wanna' hold your ham. 🎵
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
🎶 I wanna' hold your ham. 🎵
"Goodnight Plum Bob. Goodnight Married Ellen."
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"Goodnight Plum Bob. Goodnight Married Ellen."
Another has passed without using Algebra.
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Another has passed without using Algebra.
Late November has no afternoons. It's morning until 2p, then night.
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Late November has no afternoons. It's morning until 2p, then night.
Odd the streamers have a watch list. A Rolex will do nicely.
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Odd the streamers have a watch list. A Rolex will do nicely.
Why is this a Neil Diamond platform?
"Song Sung Blue."
"Song Sung Blue."
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Why is this a Neil Diamond platform?
"Song Sung Blue."
"Song Sung Blue."
One of my addictions is eating Thanksgiving leftovers. I could never quit cold turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
One of my addictions is eating Thanksgiving leftovers. I could never quit cold turkey.
That's maybe a fact, Jack.
"Jingle Bells" by Boston's James Lord Pierpont might have first been sung at his family's Thanksgiving church service.
"Jingle Bells" by Boston's James Lord Pierpont might have first been sung at his family's Thanksgiving church service.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
That's maybe a fact, Jack.
"Jingle Bells" by Boston's James Lord Pierpont might have first been sung at his family's Thanksgiving church service.
"Jingle Bells" by Boston's James Lord Pierpont might have first been sung at his family's Thanksgiving church service.
Which candy bar most pleases cows?
Milky Way.
Milky Way.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Which candy bar most pleases cows?
Milky Way.
Milky Way.
I déclair French pastry to be the best.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I déclair French pastry to be the best.
MEME: Making Everyone Mindlessly Entertained.
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
MEME: Making Everyone Mindlessly Entertained.
"Hey, I AM in shape. Round is a shape!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"Hey, I AM in shape. Round is a shape!"
What is needed for authentic Thanksgiving s'mores?
Pil-grahans.
Pil-grahans.
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
What is needed for authentic Thanksgiving s'mores?
Pil-grahans.
Pil-grahans.
We bought the new Butterball Banjo turkey this year. It could pluck itself.
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
We bought the new Butterball Banjo turkey this year. It could pluck itself.
Old Jim forgot his muffins on the porch. Then the wind blueberry hard.
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Old Jim forgot his muffins on the porch. Then the wind blueberry hard.
The minus sign has gotten a lot of negative publicity.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The minus sign has gotten a lot of negative publicity.
Good name for a Tapas Bar:
Tasty Morsel.
Tasty Morsel.
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Good name for a Tapas Bar:
Tasty Morsel.
Tasty Morsel.