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Happily with @grapejuicejosh1 (X)
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 @slimeguy.net · Oct 19
🧵 Thread with all of our previous commissioned works! 🧵
slimeguy.net Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 @slimeguy.net · Oct 19
The original first four commissions we did with
@naughtyprince.bsky.social, including our BF GrapeJuiceJosh1 (still on X)

#slime #nsfw #gay
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Looks like condoms don’t mix well with slime! 😳
#furryart #furrynsfw #cumflation
January 3, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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Here at Panky Foods, we always seek to innovate. Even the foods try out new concepts for us. Next time you're extra hungry, try our newest XL chocolate stuffed Mellows. Each hand stuffed with rich Chocobear syrup~

Thanks to @clumsydrawing (on Twitter) for another amazing piece!
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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I can't help it! Josh always makes me melt in bed~ I don't think he minds though. Certainly helps with cleanup ;3

Thanks to @gendomx.bsky.social for another amazing piece for Josh and I :3
January 26, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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He might be the smaller slime, but Collin's not going easy on Vic. Most assuredly to his surprise. His core is just such a big, tantalizing weak point~

Thanks to Flankity on FA for another amazingly gooey piece :3
January 26, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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Can't decide which flavor to pick? Make it a Sample Stack! Order now for our most popular pankies, including Chocobear, Big Bone Buttermilk, and introducing Strawdaddy in his new bull mold!

Thanks to @clumsydrawing (on Twitter) for another amazing piece!
January 26, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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Sometimes it's nice to just melt away. It's easier when you're in a larger slime's hands. Metaphorically, and even literally once he grabs your core ;3

Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
January 26, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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The mysterious lotion they gave you definitely made you feel a lot more limber. However, at some point, you feel like your body wasn't able to keep up with your movements. Your skin felt separate from yourself. It was only then when they told you to reach behind your back to pull the zipper~
Azzy pulling off himself as a catsuit to reveal a slick, shiny, slippery null version of himself aching for some kind of pleasure. His cock separates from his crotch and it's throbbing mass slowly hardens into a silicone toy dripping with pre. His head peels off smiling like a toy head as the zipper that released him from his identity sits by its side.
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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You know how they told you never to lick a pole out in the cold? What if the pole was a giant candy cane and what if, instead of sticking, you would just feel this sensation of wanting to continue licking and licking until you are covered by the gooey thickness?

Mhmm, I thought so.
January 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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His name is Josh btw (animated) 🍈🍈
July 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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josh,,,
September 9, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Toby and his toy (1/2)
October 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Happy Halloween 🍈💦
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Hey all! As you may have seen, I don't post here on BSKY that much anymore. You can find our commed pieces first on X. We also post a bit more frequently to FurAffinity and Itaku if you don't want to go back to Twitter lol
December 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Sometimes you just gotta give yourself a little self love. Slimes can take that a little more literally. Wouldn't you want to make out with yourself?~

Thanks to @lanecoddy (on X) for this amazing piece!~
December 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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"G30 units are sensitive systems. The Aura Robotics Corporation recommends against manually undervolting or overvolting any components in your units"

Maybe they should've told the bots instead of the owners, lol

Thanks to @bara-boy.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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To slimes, a "handjob" can be slightly different to what most humans expect. Frank doesn't seem to mind heh. All he cares about is Austin's core, and feeling him melt onto him~

Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another fantastic piece!~
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Sometimes, Pankies get too curious about their flavors, especially if ordered together. There's no telling what'll happen when they're delivered. It's OK though, we haven't heard any complaints from the customers ;3

Thanks to @clumsydrawing (on X) for this amazing, sweet piece!~
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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All clones must eventually return to their master. It's not as simple as just melting away though. They must cum themselves back in!~

We'll probably do some more pieces with this guy soon, and how he interacts with other slimes~

Thanks again to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for this amazing work!
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Slime cum is inert in small quantities, but if you put enough of it together, it can take on a life of its own~

That was the concept behind PleSEm, a big lard of a coreless slime, that cums clones of himself.

Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for this amazing set of pieces!
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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He will be baked soon. I think he'll be alright though ;3

Thanks to @undercroftart.bsky.social for this gooey little piece featuring Ian!!
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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They certainly didn't believe it at first, but it's true! Minkos are 100% rich creamy ice cream through and through! Enough to last all night, and then some, heh. Just try not to get brain freeze ;3

Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Who says the clones have to be full size? Vic sure doesn't ;3

Though I don't think he'll be able to keep them formed for much longer, much less himself XD

Thanks to @Marit0zzo (on X) for another amazing piece! :D
December 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Not all viruses for G30 are in it for the spread. Some of them are in it for the data. These units can easily spill their secrets if you keep them... distracted with a few hallucinations ;3

Thanks to zzedbear (on X) for another amazing piece with G30 :D
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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They didn't really say which three heads the dragon had. All we know is that there's still space for you~ Come now, don't you want to join the others?

Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
December 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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You don't have to eat your Panky quickly. Sometimes it's more fun to take a slower, and tender approach~ Little bites here and there, and a mess of syrup. What a way to have breakfast!

Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
December 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM