💚Garde💚
@slinkysass.bsky.social
💚Maker of lewd captions/edits using art I find! (Always credits artists!)💚
- I experiment a lot with my posts. Cause I’m like that! :3
- DMs are open. But there’s no guarantee for a message. Apologies.
(I don’t condone my posts. It’s all in goon fun.)
- I experiment a lot with my posts. Cause I’m like that! :3
- DMs are open. But there’s no guarantee for a message. Apologies.
(I don’t condone my posts. It’s all in goon fun.)
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💚-THIS ACCOUNT-💚
- I make edits/captions of different characters in media! (Example below)
- Styles, themes, and wording may differ so everyone has something to like!
- Likes and Reposts help me make more!
(If you don’t like. I apologise. I condone nothing. All for the goon!)
- I make edits/captions of different characters in media! (Example below)
- Styles, themes, and wording may differ so everyone has something to like!
- Likes and Reposts help me make more!
(If you don’t like. I apologise. I condone nothing. All for the goon!)
💚-THIS ACCOUNT-💚
- I make edits/captions of different characters in media! (Example below)
- Styles, themes, and wording may differ so everyone has something to like!
- Likes and Reposts help me make more!
(If you don’t like. I apologise. I condone nothing. All for the goon!)
- I make edits/captions of different characters in media! (Example below)
- Styles, themes, and wording may differ so everyone has something to like!
- Likes and Reposts help me make more!
(If you don’t like. I apologise. I condone nothing. All for the goon!)
December 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
💚-THIS ACCOUNT-💚
- I make edits/captions of different characters in media! (Example below)
- Styles, themes, and wording may differ so everyone has something to like!
- Likes and Reposts help me make more!
(If you don’t like. I apologise. I condone nothing. All for the goon!)
- I make edits/captions of different characters in media! (Example below)
- Styles, themes, and wording may differ so everyone has something to like!
- Likes and Reposts help me make more!
(If you don’t like. I apologise. I condone nothing. All for the goon!)
🔷"Aren’t bigger hotties just so much cuter!~ There’s so much to hug and cuddle~"
"You can goon anywhere on their body and you’d have plenty more space to play with~"
"So be a dirty bitch and leak everywhere!~ Remember. BIGGER IS BETTER!~"🔷
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #bbw #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"You can goon anywhere on their body and you’d have plenty more space to play with~"
"So be a dirty bitch and leak everywhere!~ Remember. BIGGER IS BETTER!~"🔷
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #bbw #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
💛"Taking fat cock is the best thing to do in your free time~"
"Just feel it pulse and cum within you as your stomach fills up is amazing~"
"So why not continue bouncing up and down until you can’t breathe~"💛
@xinalamby.bsky.social request! :3
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"Just feel it pulse and cum within you as your stomach fills up is amazing~"
"So why not continue bouncing up and down until you can’t breathe~"💛
@xinalamby.bsky.social request! :3
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
💚Not one to post like this but thanks for the follows and likes on my stuff recently!
I try to have a wide scope with characters, styles, and themes for everyone to enjoy!
I understand my works are not for everyone, and that’s fine. But I hope to bring just a small amount of pleasure to people!💚
I try to have a wide scope with characters, styles, and themes for everyone to enjoy!
I understand my works are not for everyone, and that’s fine. But I hope to bring just a small amount of pleasure to people!💚
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
💚Not one to post like this but thanks for the follows and likes on my stuff recently!
I try to have a wide scope with characters, styles, and themes for everyone to enjoy!
I understand my works are not for everyone, and that’s fine. But I hope to bring just a small amount of pleasure to people!💚
I try to have a wide scope with characters, styles, and themes for everyone to enjoy!
I understand my works are not for everyone, and that’s fine. But I hope to bring just a small amount of pleasure to people!💚
🌀"There’s nothing wrong with your mind~ You’re perfectly dumb for porn!~"
"Just lose your mind, dignity, and shame and be a good broken slut~"
"You’re completely desperate for porn and it’s only going to get worse~"🌀
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #hypno #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"Just lose your mind, dignity, and shame and be a good broken slut~"
"You’re completely desperate for porn and it’s only going to get worse~"🌀
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #hypno #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
⚙️"Futa cock is the best kind of cock for a pathetic loser like you~"
"You can take it down the throat and up your ass as many times as you like!~"
"Make sure to kiss the tip before swallowing that robo cock whole~"⚙️
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #futa #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"You can take it down the throat and up your ass as many times as you like!~"
"Make sure to kiss the tip before swallowing that robo cock whole~"⚙️
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #futa #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Reposted by 💚Garde💚
Reposted by 💚Garde💚
“Can’t believe you actually got yourself trapped in the circus just to be with me! Sorry but I’m a bit busy to jerk your clit dick, too busy sucking on my rabbit meat to care <3”
(Thanks to @slinkysass.bsky.social for making this!)
#LEWDRP #TABOORP #ERP #NSFWRP #OPENRP #18+
(Thanks to @slinkysass.bsky.social for making this!)
#LEWDRP #TABOORP #ERP #NSFWRP #OPENRP #18+
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Reposted by 💚Garde💚
A mimikyu that travels between dimensions.
Wrath is around 6 feet tall, hung as horse or more with balls always swollen.
She’s usually found at Pokémon daycares or wondering the streets at night.
Wrath is around 6 feet tall, hung as horse or more with balls always swollen.
She’s usually found at Pokémon daycares or wondering the streets at night.
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A mimikyu that travels between dimensions.
Wrath is around 6 feet tall, hung as horse or more with balls always swollen.
She’s usually found at Pokémon daycares or wondering the streets at night.
Wrath is around 6 feet tall, hung as horse or more with balls always swollen.
She’s usually found at Pokémon daycares or wondering the streets at night.
"Whatcha staring at? Staring at these massive milkers?~"
"Aren’t they just so beautiful. They can just bounce and jiggle for hours on end~"
"Maybe it’s best you just stare and goon. Can’t have you passing out over touching them can we?~"
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"Aren’t they just so beautiful. They can just bounce and jiggle for hours on end~"
"Maybe it’s best you just stare and goon. Can’t have you passing out over touching them can we?~"
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"Why waste time on laundry, cleaning, or a j*b?~ Porn needs you more!~"
"Porn’s finger is wrapped around you like a rope. And you know it~"
"So why not give it some attention. Maybe a few hours at most should satisfy both you and them~"
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"Porn’s finger is wrapped around you like a rope. And you know it~"
"So why not give it some attention. Maybe a few hours at most should satisfy both you and them~"
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
🎤"Why don’t you pump away to multiple screens, hm gooner?~ Multitask porn~"
"Just can’t keep your eyes still. From tits to ass one after another. Pathetic."
"There’s no point stopping now. You need more porn on MORE screens!~"🎤
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"Just can’t keep your eyes still. From tits to ass one after another. Pathetic."
"There’s no point stopping now. You need more porn on MORE screens!~"🎤
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
🍑"Leaking over bimbo milkers yet again~"
"Aren’t they just soooo fake~ And SO squishy~"
"And those lips~ I bet you’d be glued kissing to them all night!~"
"If you like them that much… Why not join them in bimbo bliss?~"🍑
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #bimbo #gooning #goonfuel #captions
"Aren’t they just soooo fake~ And SO squishy~"
"And those lips~ I bet you’d be glued kissing to them all night!~"
"If you like them that much… Why not join them in bimbo bliss?~"🍑
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #bimbo #gooning #goonfuel #captions
December 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"You just can’t get enough of the feeling of jerking off hm?~"
"It’s a constant thought isn’t it?~"
"Always pumping and pumping to anything you see on screen~"
"So then why hold back the urge? Lean back and let that delicious pleasure wash all over you…" 🖤
#nsfw #goonfuel #captions
"It’s a constant thought isn’t it?~"
"Always pumping and pumping to anything you see on screen~"
"So then why hold back the urge? Lean back and let that delicious pleasure wash all over you…" 🖤
#nsfw #goonfuel #captions
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Reposted by 💚Garde💚
ㅤㅤ` . ⁺˚⋆｡°◌̥ ˚˙✧˖° ⊷ 𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚 °˖✧
˚˙✧᧓‿ˊˎ- ⤿⁺‧₊˚ ୨ৎ ─ RP +18 / TABOO
ᯓ 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝑰𝒔 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑯𝒆𝒓 𝑫𝒂𝒕𝒂ˊˎ-
ᅠᅠᅠᯓ ᡣ⥦♡ & ↻ ᧓‿ˊˎ-
#PokemonRP #PKMNRP #MVRP #LewdRP #NSFWRP
˚˙✧᧓‿ˊˎ- ⤿⁺‧₊˚ ୨ৎ ─ RP +18 / TABOO
ᯓ 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝑰𝒔 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑯𝒆𝒓 𝑫𝒂𝒕𝒂ˊˎ-
ᅠᅠᅠᯓ ᡣ⥦♡ & ↻ ᧓‿ˊˎ-
#PokemonRP #PKMNRP #MVRP #LewdRP #NSFWRP
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
ㅤㅤ` . ⁺˚⋆｡°◌̥ ˚˙✧˖° ⊷ 𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚 °˖✧
˚˙✧᧓‿ˊˎ- ⤿⁺‧₊˚ ୨ৎ ─ RP +18 / TABOO
ᯓ 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝑰𝒔 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑯𝒆𝒓 𝑫𝒂𝒕𝒂ˊˎ-
ᅠᅠᅠᯓ ᡣ⥦♡ & ↻ ᧓‿ˊˎ-
#PokemonRP #PKMNRP #MVRP #LewdRP #NSFWRP
˚˙✧᧓‿ˊˎ- ⤿⁺‧₊˚ ୨ৎ ─ RP +18 / TABOO
ᯓ 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝑰𝒔 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑯𝒆𝒓 𝑫𝒂𝒕𝒂ˊˎ-
ᅠᅠᅠᯓ ᡣ⥦♡ & ↻ ᧓‿ˊˎ-
#PokemonRP #PKMNRP #MVRP #LewdRP #NSFWRP
Reposted by 💚Garde💚
Don't worry, this totally isn't sex, or cheating, they're just two girls hanging out! So don't mind Marina's 𝑭𝑨𝑻 𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑼𝑯 𝑩𝑰𝑻𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑬𝑹 grinding against your cunt~.
...You ditzy bimbo~.
#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #TABOORP #BLACKEDRP #BLACKED
...You ditzy bimbo~.
#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #TABOORP #BLACKEDRP #BLACKED
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Don't worry, this totally isn't sex, or cheating, they're just two girls hanging out! So don't mind Marina's 𝑭𝑨𝑻 𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑼𝑯 𝑩𝑰𝑻𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑬𝑹 grinding against your cunt~.
...You ditzy bimbo~.
#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #TABOORP #BLACKEDRP #BLACKED
...You ditzy bimbo~.
#LEWDRP #NSFWRP #TABOORP #BLACKEDRP #BLACKED
