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something i've noticed about reddit over the years is that "my favorite example of X is..." really just means "the one example of X i know of because it's the only one people on reddit comment about is..." because whatever the X is, the example of that thing is always the same.
December 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
mfers will read "it's linux, you can set it up however you want" and read it as "you're trapped, it's just like windows," then go on the internet to complain about how they refuse to learn how to use their computer like it's everyone else's fault.
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
the /r/art mod team just up and leaving completely is actually unfathomably based and exactly the kinda thing that should continue until reddit dies completely.
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
the "american beer is just water" europeans and the "you should try a good IPA" americans are literally the same type of person and both of them need to just drink more, different beers because both of them have their heads in the fucking sand, have you SEEN the beers we can just buy?
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
garfield sighting at a bar @quintonreviews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
i'm upset by this, that isn't how orbit works
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
like from homestar runner?
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
munchos <3
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
day 4 of my new twilight princess playthrough: still working through the opening section. tell my family i will see them next year when i finally make it to the first dungeon.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i wonder when people currently in their mid-20s are gonna figure out that "it's actually ok when we're constantly being sold shit as long as you, personally, don't buy it" really fucking sucks actually and just excuses plastering the planet with ads.

this is about cosmetic mtx.
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
my fitted sheet is a switch
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
the 6-7 meme has been a roaring success at getting the cringiest millennials to instantly forget that memes don't last that long so they can whine and complain about two numbers all over the internet, lol.
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
dick cheney is fucking dead
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
just wanna share these pics of my cats
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
people sure are quickly starting to realize (war array too late) that the lying machine built exclusively to lie for marketing reasons is a lying liar that lies constantly.

almost like literally everyone that cared said it would because it could never be anything else in a profit-seeking society.
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
my butt took it good sry
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
i'm tired, boss
October 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
imagine if people who smoked pot every day stopped pretending that they still get stoned.

i know your tolerance is too high to get stoned. i know because mine is, too.
October 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
gonna start smoking again tbh
October 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
it is never going to not be shocking to me that there are grown adults whose attention spans don't even last an entire sentence. truly, they can't even read the first half of this post without a distraction.
October 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
anyone wanna wander around chicago at like 1:30am doing photography and bullying me cuz i'm kinda bad at it
October 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
gonna make a cool cat parody just called "shit cat"
October 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
reminder to make street art
October 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
oh no! they put lies on the internet? that's terrible! they should be ashamed of themselves!
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM