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Kitty Kittaj @slitherkitty.bsky.social · 10d

"Sex sells, and now I'm broke." - A satisfied customer

A nude, blue, cat-like alien droid (a myuki droid) from behind, leaning slightly forward to show off her butt. She says:
"Hello, potential customer!
Please try a sample of our FANTASTIC PRODUCTS!"
In tiny text emulating a near-whisper, she also says "i-i'm products", alongside a bashful, blushy representation of her face.
The sticker on her ear says, in Draam, "DISPLAY MODEL"
The sticker on her rump says, in both Myaugrr and Draam, "FREE SAMPLE"

Kitty Kittaj @slitherkitty.bsky.social · 12d

I did get permission from Melody to post this, don't worry. I respect her too much to have done so without her blessing.

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Cheatsy @cheatsykoopa98.bsky.social · 14d

five hundred melbots

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Kitty Kittaj @slitherkitty.bsky.social · 15d

THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM OH GODS
www.makeship.com/products/mel...

Melbot in a bikini, smiling contentedly, standing amongst a horde of tinier Melbots marching onwards. Bold text behind and in front reads
FIVE
HUNDRED
MELBOTS

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Kitty Kittaj @slitherkitty.bsky.social · 16d

Some miscellaneous droids;
Teran- and Nagorian-style wardolls, a trilekian worker droid, and some random feline battle droid.

A pair of military androids called "wardolls"; one human-like with some United Federation of Earth emblems on their chest and forearm, the other myuki-like with a Pact of Nagoro emblem on their chest.

An industrial droid made to look like a trilekian.

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Sharp @sharpfla.bsky.social · 22d

If ya'll keep buying @melodynosurname.bsky.social 's plush I will keep making renders.

Melody Nosurname taking a selfie 3d render

Melody Nosurname posing with butt towards camera

Melody Nosurname posing with sandy butt towards camera. The sand reads "Melbot @ Makeship.com"

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Kitty Kittaj @slitherkitty.bsky.social · 19d

Boomtime learned about masculinity from some... questionable sources, and now has a troubling fascination with being as "manly" as possible (read: many much yelling and explosions).
He's keeping the tits though.
They're his tits. Very manly tits.

A curvy, madly grinning, armless, vaguely frog-like alien with sparse armor plating and a massive energy cannon mounted over his shoulder.
The text reads:
"Boomtime"
"(He/Him or ELSE}"

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IT_doodles @itdoodles.bsky.social · 22d

the secret poster!
thanks to everybody who bought a melbot!!!
they are still avaible until spetember 27! so be sure to grab one!
.
www.makeship.com/products/mel...

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Melody, Famous at Heart @melodynosurname.bsky.social · 21d

We're 39 away from 500 and you've got 8 days till she's gone! Go snag one if you haven't already!

AriGoated (Emergency Comms Open!) 🏳️‍⚧️ @nyagatoari.bsky.social · 21d

My name is MelFan97, and this is my Mel Bot plushie campaign, BUY THE PLUSH! (Note: please don't fuck the Mel Bot)
@melodynosurname.bsky.social

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Kitty Kittaj @slitherkitty.bsky.social · 21d

A same-er feel has never been felt.

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local @ashleytheidiot.bsky.social · 22d

i love this dumb machine, so here's some slightly belated propaganda art
(Melbot by @melodynosurname.bsky.social)

Art of Melbot, a character by Melody Nosurname, which is a poor robotic replica of her sona. To the right is an artist interpretation of Melbot, with a mostly metal body, lightbulb antennas and sound isolating equipment and a microphone in her ears.
On the top left are two doodles, of Melbot as a Funko POP, and Johnny from Robopon styled after Melbot.
To the bottom left is a panel featuring Melbot and Mel, read right to left. Melbot says her iconic line, SDIYBT (Start Digging In Yo Butt, Twin), which in itself is a reference to a SpongeBob meme. In front of her, Mel stands with a cartoonishly sad expression, with "yes, melbot..." written in smaller text above her.

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Melody, Famous at Heart @melodynosurname.bsky.social · 23d

CAN WE GET TO 500 SALES????? only 60 left

Terry @homosmexuale.bsky.social · 23d

I AM SUPER LATE

But.... one more goal....

500 SALES

www.makeship.com/products/mel...

The character of "Melbot" (She is an AI robot, made by Melody Nosurname (No Surname) It resembles her character very closely with rainbow hair and general deer traits. This is a coloured sketch of her presenting her behind to the audience, trying to entice them into buying. Two horizontal black bars cover her chest and crotch region with "YOU DID IT!!!!!!" written in the bars. To the side is a pallette and shaded monochrome block representing color and shading and the number of sales is listed as a pre-requisite for me to continue to each stage of drawing (colors and shading) The pallette and shaded block are both crossed out, signalling the goals have been achieved. However, a new question mark goal has been added for 500 sales. There is also pink lightning behind her, since she is a robot and thus electronic. She has back lighting, since there's a huge lightning bolt behind her after all.

Final note is that she has really cute antennae. They zig zag and have a little ball at the end of each.

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FallenElRay @fallenelray.bsky.social · 24d

Hey I finally put the app on my phone. Maybe I’ll remember to post art here. Here’s some Nevadas to celebrate

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mad!! 🍨 @gluestickthingz.bsky.social · 24d

ROBOT UPRISING!!!!!! 🤖🦌
@melodynosurname.bsky.social

Melbot, a character from Melody Nosurname.

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Bubsy's wife. @krisylis.bsky.social · 26d

I got jumpscared when I randomly decided to check my notifs and WOAH 21 LIKES
Here y'all go lol
I will draw more Melbot (cake)
Maybe

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Anaugi @anaugi.bsky.social · 24d

I have been informed we reached the goal for Melody's plush here's this one
www.makeship.com/products/mel...

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pictospark @pictospark.bsky.social · 25d

didn't draw her facing forwards OOPS sorry you get 45 degree rotated head AGAIN

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IT_doodles @itdoodles.bsky.social · 25d

hey guys i found this on the side of the road, someone better contact the lost media wiki guys
wtf is that on the bottom right?
www.makeship.com/products/mel...

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Kitty Kittaj @slitherkitty.bsky.social · 25d

Also here's just @melodynosurname.bsky.social , flailing around all by herself. Lookit that silly deer.

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Kitty Kittaj @slitherkitty.bsky.social · 25d

Your promised reward~
And if you haven't bought one, you really should; she's so cute www.makeship.com/products/mel...

Melbot, posing cutely, grinning mischievously, completely nude, aside from a tape pastie on one breast. Also, she's..., uh, speaking a screenshot from Robopon which reads "RboPron", pronounced as "robo-prawn", but when spelled like that and in this context, blatantly implies "robo porn".

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Melody, Famous at Heart @melodynosurname.bsky.social · 25d

350/400! Thank you all for supporting this silly plush campaign. She's still available for another 12 days thanks to a 10 day extension so don't feel rushed if you haven't bought her yet. There's still time. For those who're ready to own a funny robot, go here! www.makeship.com/products/mel...

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Melody, Famous at Heart @melodynosurname.bsky.social · 26d

She's so full of RAM, buy her to upgrade your PC

www.makeship.com/products/mel...

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Kitty Kittaj @slitherkitty.bsky.social · 26d

Can't sleep, so have yet more Melbot that I was going to post tomorrow.
If the plush gets to 350 sales, I'll politely ask @melodynosurname.bsky.social to move out of the way.
www.makeship.com/products/mel...

Melbot, who appears to be completely nude, is being obscured by Melody who has suddenly jumped in the way, flailing wildly, yelling "NO NO WAIT". Also, Melbot is..., uh, speaking a screenshot from Robopon which reads "RboPron", pronounced as "robo-prawn", but when spelled like that and in this context, implies "robo porn".

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AnimatedGlitch @animatedglitch.bsky.social · 26d

Drew a MELBOT 'cause I felt like it @melodynosurname.bsky.social

I've seen people draw it as either hot or silly, but not creepy
Looks kinda' like a bug probably because of all the Silksong I've been playing recently

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Melody, Famous at Heart @melodynosurname.bsky.social · 26d

ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE DRAWING SEXY MELBOT

Go follow Terry, support his art by buying a Melbot plush! We're almost to 400!

www.makeship.com/products/mel...

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