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artist and worm ✨ juubito freak sloaners @ tumblr all my art and cat pics in my media feed

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Nov 15

kakashi: the people’s blorbo

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Feb 15

I’ll post some art today, perhaps

sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Feb 15

attempting to exercise while I watch a video recreation of an ocean liner sinking in real time

yeah

sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Jan 31

may we all be as strong as poopoo phone

sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Jan 28

how can I try this

sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Jan 28

perhaps controversial: a black licorice iced latte would taste incredible

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Jan 28

[knock on wood] I’m always still so shocked when I get a clean bill of health for my current car; still not used to it after 5 years of dealing with that last used lemon LMFAOOO

what do you mean… it’s… fine??? No 2k bill??? IS THIS A TRICK

sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Jan 17

i lived, bitch

juubito looking like a fucking idiot, just like me fr

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Jan 11

really enjoying Usogui; absurd high stakes deadly gambling with assassin referees, and over-arcing plot of people vying to take over a powerful gambling organization

like all gambling manga is required to be, the art IS funky but it’s kind of charming, and improves greatly over time

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Dec 23

he knows what he’s about

My perfect angel of a siamese cat, Gizmo, sleeping wedged between two pillows, a tv remote lying next to him

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Jan 1

trial-running divorce cakes is going swimmingly, I think
#kakairu

Tenzo, with a determined expression, popping out of a giant cake in an ANBU-sanctioned leotard, holding up divorce papers in a striking pose.

Iruka looking stunned and slightly appalled at the implications of the display in front of him, as Kakashi (in his Hokage pajamas) pops a party popper full of confetti in Iruka's face. Kakashi says, "Surprise! We're getting divorced. 🩷" Iruka turns to Kakashi and shouts, "We've never even dated!" To which Kakashi replies, "Don't be like that, Dear Ex."

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Jan 1

trial-running divorce cakes is going swimmingly, I think
#kakairu

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Dec 23

he knows what he’s about

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Dec 23

anyway wouldn’t it be funny if I drew juubito way too much

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Dec 23

incredible how many people try to cover up their kinks with “haha wouldn’t it be funny if—“ and think they are getting away with it

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Dec 21

pickle’s the best flavor

Amelia Robin @ameliarobiniii.bsky.social · Dec 21

about to experience hell with my sister

sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Dec 13

okami 2 omggggggggg

sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Dec 4

it’s the perfect level of Stuff ™️ I can just fish several days in a row if I feel like it and upgrade my cute little boat, scream and cry while panic sailing at night 😌And then every so often find distressing artifacts or a fucked-up crab for these needy dorks, I GUESS 🙄

sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Dec 4

obsessed with playing Dredge rn

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Dec 1

hands

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Nov 30

big wife #obkk

OBKK; art of fem Juubito holding up a black orb between her forefinger and thumb, with a tiny fem Kakashi hanging on the orb for dear life.

OBKK; art of fem Juubito holding up a black orb between her forefinger and thumb, with a tiny fem Kakashi hanging on the orb for dear life. This is a close up of the prior art and Kakashi can be more clearly seen on the orb with little hearts and exclamation marks around her head.

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Nov 28

a clown gives you his business card that gives you a nasty paper cut when you flip it over, and it just says Terrifer in papyrus font

sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Nov 28

those Terrifier movies aren’t for me but I enjoyed the thought of them way more when I misread the title as Terrifer, like a scary version of Jennifer

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Nov 26

The Oshkonoggin truck interior is a good one

sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Nov 26

equally as fun whether they look great or look like hell on earth tbh

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sloaners @sloaners.bsky.social · Nov 26

when you’re *really* into plane, train, and ship videos, but exclusively to see how much of a nightmare the interior living spaces are

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