puke (was almost in Priscilla)
@slowpuke.bsky.social
storyteller & cosmic painter
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I’m on a Dubai chocolate diet, i see chocolate and i Do Buy it!
Whats up. I’m live. I’m playing old dogshit games I found www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
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January 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Whats up. I’m live. I’m playing old dogshit games I found www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
wow im using that handy new go live feature!! im playing dynasty warriors 2
January 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
wow im using that handy new go live feature!! im playing dynasty warriors 2
There truly is an inflatable minion for any holiday or event
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
There truly is an inflatable minion for any holiday or event
Shaking my head while reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms on the train so other passengers know that I understand Cao Cao’s hubris will once again foil his plans and cost the lives of many
January 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Shaking my head while reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms on the train so other passengers know that I understand Cao Cao’s hubris will once again foil his plans and cost the lives of many
Stranger Things Telus store. I want 1 Dustin phone please!!!!
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Stranger Things Telus store. I want 1 Dustin phone please!!!!
Just saw a guy walking out of a bubble tea place in the mall shrugging his hands, shaking his head and grumbling to himself. Empty handed, also. Bro what on earth could have gone wrong ordering bubble tea to warrant that reaction
January 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Just saw a guy walking out of a bubble tea place in the mall shrugging his hands, shaking his head and grumbling to himself. Empty handed, also. Bro what on earth could have gone wrong ordering bubble tea to warrant that reaction
Alan Parse and Project
January 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Alan Parse and Project
Saddle up every1 its time to begin a new season of 90 Day Fiancé www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
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January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Saddle up every1 its time to begin a new season of 90 Day Fiancé www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
Im streaming tn. Its a gaming stream but Black & White has been pissing me off. I’ll probs play roblox lmao www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
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January 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Im streaming tn. Its a gaming stream but Black & White has been pissing me off. I’ll probs play roblox lmao www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
New short horror story. 5 words… “Getting pap smear, Borrowers emerge”
January 4, 2026 at 6:40 AM
New short horror story. 5 words… “Getting pap smear, Borrowers emerge”
Reposted by puke (was almost in Priscilla)
Fuck. Just had another really bad thought. Working as a soda jerk and the dolly you had your eye on is gettin’ chirped by a gang of beatniks. And all you can do is scoop that mud or else the old man would sock you a one-two for meddling…
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Fuck. Just had another really bad thought. Working as a soda jerk and the dolly you had your eye on is gettin’ chirped by a gang of beatniks. And all you can do is scoop that mud or else the old man would sock you a one-two for meddling…
Who said a white girl with eczema can’t be a friggin cinephile?? Yup. David Binch…
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Who said a white girl with eczema can’t be a friggin cinephile?? Yup. David Binch…
Imagining being a soda jerk and a greaser walks in i’d kms bro
January 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Imagining being a soda jerk and a greaser walks in i’d kms bro
It’s my first time doing a NYE stream i think lol www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
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December 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s my first time doing a NYE stream i think lol www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
I’ve watched Red One 3 times in the span of a year
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’ve watched Red One 3 times in the span of a year
Started watching Tulsa King and i hate to report that its fire
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Started watching Tulsa King and i hate to report that its fire
Gotta have them Wings… and McCartney II!!
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Gotta have them Wings… and McCartney II!!
Microdosed mushrooms today to get silly while running some errands, hopped on the subway and the woman sat in front of me is watching reels on facebook of toddlers getting surgery
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Microdosed mushrooms today to get silly while running some errands, hopped on the subway and the woman sat in front of me is watching reels on facebook of toddlers getting surgery
Just wrote a xmas csrd to my best friend and his fiancee and and after i sealed it up first thought was “fuck did i accidentally put a different name instead of hers and theyre gonna open it and i wrote a card to him and another woman” My mind is a waterfall
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Just wrote a xmas csrd to my best friend and his fiancee and and after i sealed it up first thought was “fuck did i accidentally put a different name instead of hers and theyre gonna open it and i wrote a card to him and another woman” My mind is a waterfall
Lanky streak of piss
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Lanky streak of piss
I hate that chess is normalised
December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I hate that chess is normalised
Friend reenacted a popular gif at trivia to “emote” and got the best laugh of the night. I did one back and no one liked the gif choice. Fuck my chud life.
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Friend reenacted a popular gif at trivia to “emote” and got the best laugh of the night. I did one back and no one liked the gif choice. Fuck my chud life.
movie scenes that will be in my brain forever #163
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
movie scenes that will be in my brain forever #163
