SlajM
slujm.bsky.social
SlajM
@slujm.bsky.social
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What if we just made headaches and migraines illegal?
So when you get one it legally has to stop or it could face up to 2 years in federal prison for example.
January 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Peeing in the shower is not gross, It’s called multitasking you unproductive weirdos!
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’ve heard somewhere that farts can exceed the escape velocity of earth and possibly get to the moon.
If we coordinate our farts perfectly we can build a moon base before NASA does
#projectFARTSA
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
me when uhhh yk when that thing uhm the thing it happens like that yeah it happens pretty suddenly like than yk uhhh
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM