New Year’s Revolutions Plz
@sluttyside.bsky.social
Dallas-adjacent | Nerd | Side
Husband @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online
Est 1981
If you know me you should probably go to the account featuring fewer penises.
Husband @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online
Est 1981
If you know me you should probably go to the account featuring fewer penises.
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bustin a nut at work for 4k💦💦
January 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
bustin a nut at work for 4k💦💦
Post a famous bathroom scene.
January 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
Just as I was getting tired of all the donation begs it gets spicy
January 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Just as I was getting tired of all the donation begs it gets spicy
If you see this, post an archer
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
If you see this, post an archer
What channel is your Nintendo on?
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
What channel is your Nintendo on?
Druid of Hungwood Demo is out :-D
January 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Druid of Hungwood Demo is out :-D
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I’d no idea this existed until evening, but I’m so very glad it does, and I hope the creators get to make more of it! ✨🌈 💪🏻
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8vy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8vy...
JIM QUEEN - Les 7 premières minutes
YouTube video by Bobbypills
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:31 AM
I’d no idea this existed until evening, but I’m so very glad it does, and I hope the creators get to make more of it! ✨🌈 💪🏻
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8vy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8vy...
New year means new calendar!
January 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
New year means new calendar!
This year I resolve to just kidding I have executive dysfunction and stayed up till 5am.
January 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
This year I resolve to just kidding I have executive dysfunction and stayed up till 5am.
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Get JJ off my fucking TV. I remember Rise of Skywalker.
December 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Get JJ off my fucking TV. I remember Rise of Skywalker.
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~*Two*~ tattoo projects in January?? Yes plz 🤩. One will continue work on my rear thigh, one will be a new original piece (location TBD but probably back, hip, or chest). 👏
December 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
~*Two*~ tattoo projects in January?? Yes plz 🤩. One will continue work on my rear thigh, one will be a new original piece (location TBD but probably back, hip, or chest). 👏
Hotel lighting, amirite?
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hotel lighting, amirite?
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I never feel sexy enough for nudes these days, so here’s me practicing my himbo vibe with another recent garage gym flex selfie 💪🏻 🤷♂️
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I never feel sexy enough for nudes these days, so here’s me practicing my himbo vibe with another recent garage gym flex selfie 💪🏻 🤷♂️
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
My two Bluesky accounts are "Horny" and "Depressed"
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
My two Bluesky accounts are "Horny" and "Depressed"
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My back never really looks any bigger to me and I’ve no idea how to flex it, but I’m still glad for whatever I can get! Numbers go up! Also, my pink stringer and HOMO hat are cute and make me look very masc and straight to the shirtless hotties on their runs through the neighborhood now 💅🏻🙂↕️
October 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My back never really looks any bigger to me and I’ve no idea how to flex it, but I’m still glad for whatever I can get! Numbers go up! Also, my pink stringer and HOMO hat are cute and make me look very masc and straight to the shirtless hotties on their runs through the neighborhood now 💅🏻🙂↕️
Post you from a different era.
October 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Post you from a different era.
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Edging myself and finally giving in. Going slow to savor every deep stroke until it becomes too much.
You'll want the sound on for this one.
Repost if you wish this was in your mouth instead.
You'll want the sound on for this one.
Repost if you wish this was in your mouth instead.
October 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Edging myself and finally giving in. Going slow to savor every deep stroke until it becomes too much.
You'll want the sound on for this one.
Repost if you wish this was in your mouth instead.
You'll want the sound on for this one.
Repost if you wish this was in your mouth instead.
I hope everyone else is as excited about Halloween as I am.
October 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I hope everyone else is as excited about Halloween as I am.
