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Automotive enthusiasts.
DevOps & Observability.
Cooking for One.
Coffee Car.🚗
Was a guest at an awesome early FriendsGiving Dinner yesterday. Thinking I’m gonna do a either a really bangin’ turkey burger or turkey karage for a smaller, solo Thanksgiving dinner alone at home:
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Cardle 2/5
Streak 1🔥

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Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Cardle 5/5

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Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Cardle 3/5
Streak 1🔥

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Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Full Action Man
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m gonna be real
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
First year college burn out, had friends who helped me land a cushy job as a Unix sysadmin. Realized I didn’t suck at it.

Not an exciting story.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Parc ferme. Racing starts again in the morning.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Last hour of racing the day.
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Starter shit the bed. Bumpo starto, cuz!
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
*teammate* Is that Bluey with some butt-plugs on your cup?!

*me* …ah…no. But maybe?!
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Cardle 5/5

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November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Was an ECU issue. Sorted. Getting the car ready to go back out on track.
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Poor baby ran out of spark. :(
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Second lap red flag. :(
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Race start.
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Getting driver 1 ready.
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Today I’m the fireman for this hot mess.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Some bunny is gonna appreciate this BRE inspired livery.
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
First light over Thunderhill.
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Cardle 1/5
Streak 1🔥
Total Score 338
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November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Now that the trial is over and a verdict has been rendered, I can chat about the case on which I'd been empaneled.

I encapsulate this experience as Justice Factory2: The Training Wheels of Justice. (See previous post.)
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Justice Factory 2: The Training Wheels of Justice
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Cardle 3/5

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November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
HornyJurorMe: *goddamn, the bailiff is fucking hot*
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM