🇺🇸 Commissioner, F.R.E.E.D.O.M. League
📍 Location: Unrecognized but undeniable
📈 Nostalgia is my asset class
⚖️ Parody is my keeper. Satire is my striker.
📰 smallmktminded.substack.com
Andorra is just the beginning — the launchpad for Caribou 1978 FC, Team Hawaii, the Surf, the Rogues, and yes… the Macrocosms.
Why? Because borders can’t contain destiny.
📫 Read: open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
Andorra is just the beginning — the launchpad for Caribou 1978 FC, Team Hawaii, the Surf, the Rogues, and yes… the Macrocosms.
Why? Because borders can’t contain destiny.
📫 Read: open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
“You can’t build a league with no investors, no players, and no stadiums.”
I told them:
“Then why do I have a logo?”
Believe in yourself.
Even if no one else should.
#MotivationMonday
#FREEDOMLeague
#StartWithTheLogo
“You can’t build a league with no investors, no players, and no stadiums.”
I told them:
“Then why do I have a logo?”
Believe in yourself.
Even if no one else should.
#MotivationMonday
#FREEDOMLeague
#StartWithTheLogo
You gave them to guys like me?
This league is for folks who saw “Fyre Fest” and said, “What if it had goals?”
Plan:
• Skip FIFA
• Tap the people (and their wallets)
• Everyone’s a co-owner — unless they ask questions
#FREEDOMLeague
You gave them to guys like me?
This league is for folks who saw “Fyre Fest” and said, “What if it had goals?”
Plan:
• Skip FIFA
• Tap the people (and their wallets)
• Everyone’s a co-owner — unless they ask questions
#FREEDOMLeague
You think too small. I’m not here for a Wikipedia accuracy contest — I’m here to build emotional equity in dormant American soccer mythology.
FREEDOM isn’t about history — it’s about narrative rights.
Keep trying your voodoo on people who don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of historical soccer business entities.
They laughed at cheerleaders, pyro, and bold American pageantry.
They shut the doors. So I built my own stadium.
⚽️ Introducing the FREEDOM League 🇺🇸
Dead brands. Loud music. No gatekeepers.
open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
You think too small. I’m not here for a Wikipedia accuracy contest — I’m here to build emotional equity in dormant American soccer mythology.
FREEDOM isn’t about history — it’s about narrative rights.
They laughed at cheerleaders, pyro, and bold American pageantry.
They shut the doors. So I built my own stadium.
⚽️ Introducing the FREEDOM League 🇺🇸
Dead brands. Loud music. No gatekeepers.
open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
They laughed at cheerleaders, pyro, and bold American pageantry.
They shut the doors. So I built my own stadium.
⚽️ Introducing the FREEDOM League 🇺🇸
Dead brands. Loud music. No gatekeepers.
open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
Hulk Hogan once:
🍝Opened a failed pasta restaurant
🥩Turned down the George Foreman Grill
🎸Said he was almost the bassist for Metallica
And yet… he still ran wild.
That’s the blueprint. That’s FREEDOM. 🫡
open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
Hulk Hogan once:
🍝Opened a failed pasta restaurant
🥩Turned down the George Foreman Grill
🎸Said he was almost the bassist for Metallica
And yet… he still ran wild.
That’s the blueprint. That’s FREEDOM. 🫡
open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
The new FREEDOM League isn’t about permission — it’s about possibility.
No sanctions. No governing bodies. No limit to the money you can send me.
This isn’t disruption.
It’s salvation.
READ⚽: open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
The new FREEDOM League isn’t about permission — it’s about possibility.
No sanctions. No governing bodies. No limit to the money you can send me.
This isn’t disruption.
It’s salvation.
READ⚽: open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
For you. For everyone who believes soccer deserves more than just billionaires playing franchise roulette. It deserves people who care.
And I care — enough to ask for your money.
👇More: open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
#CaribouRising🦬
For you. For everyone who believes soccer deserves more than just billionaires playing franchise roulette. It deserves people who care.
And I care — enough to ask for your money.
👇More: open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
#CaribouRising🦬
It’s what you do while under the bus that matters.
It’s what you do while under the bus that matters.
If you want to play in this space, you need:
- Capital (or followers with cash donations 😘 Love you!)
- Respect for what came before
- A willingness to brutally modernize it without asking permission.
If you want to play in this space, you need:
- Capital (or followers with cash donations 😘 Love you!)
- Respect for what came before
- A willingness to brutally modernize it without asking permission.
I am home.
Investors want upside.
I offer both.
I’m here to change the game — or at least talk about changing the game until someone wires me the money.
📈 Read: Meet the Legacy: Why I, Trent Valor, Am the Future of American Soccer 👇
open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
I am home.
Investors want upside.
I offer both.
I’m here to change the game — or at least talk about changing the game until someone wires me the money.
📈 Read: Meet the Legacy: Why I, Trent Valor, Am the Future of American Soccer 👇
open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
Investors want upside.
I offer both.
I’m here to change the game — or at least talk about changing the game until someone wires me the money.
📈 Read: Meet the Legacy: Why I, Trent Valor, Am the Future of American Soccer 👇
open.substack.com/pub/smallmkt...
I’m here to weaponize nostalgia.
The brand? Vintage.
The vision? Vague.
The business plan? Behind a paywall.
#CaribouRising
But most importantly, we’ll earn your money.
You, sir, are not worthy to wear the fringe.
Good day, sir.
But most importantly, we’ll earn your money.
I’m here to build the future of football, giving the game back to the fans!
It’s just best that we happen to have to use my specific crowdfunding effort to do so! 🦬#CaribouCares
Proud to unveil the next chapter in American soccer heritage:
🏔️COLORADO CARIBOU 1978 FC.🦌
This isn’t a “startup.”
This is a resurrection.
A visionary reclamation of one of America’s most iconic football legacies.
The future wears fringe. #CaribouRising
I’m here to build the future of football, giving the game back to the fans!
It’s just best that we happen to have to use my specific crowdfunding effort to do so! 🦬#CaribouCares
I’m here to weaponize nostalgia.
The brand? Vintage.
The vision? Vague.
The business plan? Behind a paywall.
#CaribouRising
But I do have:
✅ An LLC
✅ A leather jacket
✅ A LinkedIn post about “disrupting lower league soccer”
The Caribou ride again. #CaribouRising
But I do have:
✅ An LLC
✅ A leather jacket
✅ A LinkedIn post about “disrupting lower league soccer”
The Caribou ride again. #CaribouRising
I’m here to weaponize nostalgia.
The brand? Vintage.
The vision? Vague.
The business plan? Behind a paywall.
#CaribouRising
I’m here to weaponize nostalgia.
The brand? Vintage.
The vision? Vague.
The business plan? Behind a paywall.
#CaribouRising
Because history deserves a reboot.
Like Top Gun. But dumber. And with more fake turf. #CaribouRising
Because history deserves a reboot.
Like Top Gun. But dumber. And with more fake turf. #CaribouRising
I’ve launched crypto apps with zero code.
I once turned a luxury dog yoga brand into a failing dog yoga brand.
But this?
This is bigger.
This is Colorado Caribou 1978 FC. #CaribouRising
I’ve launched crypto apps with zero code.
I once turned a luxury dog yoga brand into a failing dog yoga brand.
But this?
This is bigger.
This is Colorado Caribou 1978 FC. #CaribouRising
At Colorado Caribou 1978 FC, we’re not just offering it —
we’re tokenizing it.
Want voting rights? A fringe scarf? A digital badge that says “Owner”?
Let’s build together.*
(*Non-equity participation, terms subject to change)
At Colorado Caribou 1978 FC, we’re not just offering it —
we’re tokenizing it.
Want voting rights? A fringe scarf? A digital badge that says “Owner”?
Let’s build together.*
(*Non-equity participation, terms subject to change)
Before Beckham.
There was fringe.
The Caribou weren’t just a team — they were a statement.
We’re bringing that spirit — and the suede — back.
Fans will love this. Investors should.
#LegacyThinking #CaribouRising
Before Beckham.
There was fringe.
The Caribou weren’t just a team — they were a statement.
We’re bringing that spirit — and the suede — back.
Fans will love this. Investors should.
#LegacyThinking #CaribouRising
This is vision.
Introducing: Colorado Caribou 1978 FC — a true American soccer brand built on grit, fringe, and fan ownership* (terms apply).
Get in early. Legacy starts now. 🦬#CaribouRising
This is vision.
Introducing: Colorado Caribou 1978 FC — a true American soccer brand built on grit, fringe, and fan ownership* (terms apply).
Get in early. Legacy starts now. 🦬#CaribouRising