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Amanda the Coward! The artist formerly known as a dancing Ron Swanson gif. Here for pirates 🏴‍☠🍊 Tender as hell! 🩷💜💙📝🫖🦄🧶🦙 | Trans rights are human rights. | She/her | 40s

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · May 12

Had some thoughts on OFMD cat alignment 🐈🐈‍⬛

OFMD as cats alignment chart.
Distinguished Baby: Wee John.
True Baby: Fang.
Rat Baby: Lucius.
True Distinguished: Stede.
Cat: Swede.
True Rat: Black Pete.
Distinguished Bastard: Ed.
True Bastard: Izzy Hands.
Rat Bastard: Calico Jack Rackham.

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 51m

I'm worried because I heard Noem say many new ICE recruits are "former law enforcement officers," and I wonder why they aren't law enforcement officers anymore—like what was the catalyst (e.g. history of DV, misconduct, excessive force, substance abuse, etc.)? 😒

Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 1d

She has given us so much 🥹

Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 2d

BTW, it really does appear that Tori Amos created the first known pumpkin spice latte.

(Not a joke!)

That's notable! She doesn't call it a "pumpkin spice latte" specifically, but it's all so close. Piecing the quote together with what we know about pumpkin pie spice and how it was used, I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. The skeptic in me thinks this can't possibly be true, but the researcher in me actually feels fairly confident in saying this: it sure looks like Tori Amos created the first known pumpkin spice latte.

Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 1d

Also this gem, which I think was also written by Parscale, or Dan Scavino

Screencap from Twitter when it was Twitter. The Trump War Room campaign account tweeted a video of Trump as Thanos from Avengers: Endgame, saying "I am inevitable" and snapping. The tweet says "House Democrats can push their sham impeachment all they want. President Trump's re-election is inevitable."
Reply from Kevin M Kruse: You've made Trump a supervillain and depicted him in the scene where his plan to kill everyone in the universe falls apart due to his arrogance and incompetence.

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 3d

AU where gentlebeard find a new hobby

Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 3d

Me too/same reason. Tired of feeling like overstimulated constantly.

Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 3d

TY for the representation!! ✊

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Jerry Williams! @greatersapien.bsky.social · 4d

A great march in Portland! #nokings

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 4d

So sorry, that would feel awful 🫂🫂

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 4d

Amazing 🤩

Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 4d

He didn’t have to be such a slut. He did that for US.

Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 4d

Ed: total mutant, unrecognizable
Stede: idk it’s kinda working. A bit on the nose IMO

Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 5d

WAIT WHAT

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 6d

Also I hope 100 people texted this to him, including Chris Martin

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 6d

Chris isn't even his TYPE though

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 6d

shrieking 😆

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 6d

The wording is to prevent a defamation suit in the event that he wasn't an ICE officer (or whatever job title, or if he was impersonating an ICE officer, had been fired from ICE recently, etc.).

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 8d

It’s easy to think about what was taken from us (S3) instead of being thankful for all we got (so many amazing S2 moments). The love and art is reciprocal and cyclical.
🥰🥰🥰

David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 8d

This fan art bought us another season and put food on all of our tables. We will always be indebted to you.

Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 8d

Sometimes I remember worrying that I was embarrassing when I started sharing my fanart. I fell so hard & so fast for our pirates. Then a pro comic artist I really look up to just out of the blue told me my OFMD stuff was "beautiful work". It was like he knew I needed to hear it right at that moment.

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 8d

It’s so true, the fanart was why I started watching the show, and that was way back in 2022! 🥰🍊

Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 10d

Omg! 😍😍😍😍 Those are amazing and I’m including the baby in that. Congrats!!

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 10d

I still get choked up after 2 years 🥹

Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 11d

Happy Sunday all

Screencap of a tweet by Oasis' Liam Gallagher from July 20, 2022, reads: "Our flag means death biblical"

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 11d

Oh it’s very real and it’s been going on for a while 🙈

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 12d

I mean they are pretty much blissfully ignorant, and they reject the knowledge that others could have it different. 😒 Also they see being presented with the truth as aggression. 🙃

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Ed Zeppelin 🏴‍☠️male buttcheek connoisseur🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴‍☠️ @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social · 13d

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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 12d

I hate seaming stuff and always try to knit onepiece items bc I simply Will Not. Also I try to weave in ends as I go bc weaving in 100 ends is the WORST