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Amanda the Coward! The artist formerly known as a dancing Ron Swanson gif. Here for pirates 🏴‍☠🍊 Tender as hell! 🩷💜💙📝🫖🦄🧶🦙 | Trans rights are human rights. | She/her | 40s
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Had some thoughts on OFMD cat alignment 🐈🐈‍⬛
I'm worried because I heard Noem say many new ICE recruits are "former law enforcement officers," and I wonder why they aren't law enforcement officers anymore—like what was the catalyst (e.g. history of DV, misconduct, excessive force, substance abuse, etc.)? 😒
She has given us so much 🥹
BTW, it really does appear that Tori Amos created the first known pumpkin spice latte.

(Not a joke!)
Also this gem, which I think was also written by Parscale, or Dan Scavino
Me too/same reason. Tired of feeling like overstimulated constantly.
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He didn’t have to be such a slut. He did that for US.
Ed: total mutant, unrecognizable
Stede: idk it’s kinda working. A bit on the nose IMO
Also I hope 100 people texted this to him, including Chris Martin
The wording is to prevent a defamation suit in the event that he wasn't an ICE officer (or whatever job title, or if he was impersonating an ICE officer, had been fired from ICE recently, etc.).
It’s easy to think about what was taken from us (S3) instead of being thankful for all we got (so many amazing S2 moments). The love and art is reciprocal and cyclical.
🥰🥰🥰
This fan art bought us another season and put food on all of our tables. We will always be indebted to you.
Sometimes I remember worrying that I was embarrassing when I started sharing my fanart. I fell so hard & so fast for our pirates. Then a pro comic artist I really look up to just out of the blue told me my OFMD stuff was "beautiful work". It was like he knew I needed to hear it right at that moment.
It’s so true, the fanart was why I started watching the show, and that was way back in 2022! 🥰🍊
Omg! 😍😍😍😍 Those are amazing and I’m including the baby in that. Congrats!!
I still get choked up after 2 years 🥹
Oh it’s very real and it’s been going on for a while 🙈
I mean they are pretty much blissfully ignorant, and they reject the knowledge that others could have it different. 😒 Also they see being presented with the truth as aggression. 🙃
I hate seaming stuff and always try to knit onepiece items bc I simply Will Not. Also I try to weave in ends as I go bc weaving in 100 ends is the WORST