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Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe

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🔞🍁🇨🇦 35. Queer. She/They. AuDHD. • Hellaverse Brainrot • Amirican/Shrultist • Chaos Crew/Minkie • Canadian Cryptid • Sex Positive • Avid Gamer • Multishipper • Mainly Radioapple 📻🍎 • MAGA/Antis Fuck Off ✨Equality feels like oppression to the privileged✨

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Madcheshirefox @madcheshirefox.bsky.social · 3h

Forever my favorite ASS drawing of #Lucifermorningstar #Radioapple (2024)

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氵舟 @shu-katana.bsky.social · 3h

🥵❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
#guitarspear

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Isabella @bellarosierose.bsky.social · 6h

Even the Tech overlord of hell has enough respect to draw his plans and not use AI art #HazbinHotel

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Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 1h

Probably a good thing he doesn't know she was air humping a hallucination of his dad

Don't think any sort of heavenly therapy session would help with that one

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💜peachy💜 COMMS OPEN @peachy-hotel.bsky.social · 2h

I FEAR I NEED ALL 3

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Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 2h

Of course! They're fucking beautiful and so funny, I laughed pretty hard at the twink apple scruff 😂

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🍷 Angel Dust's Relapse Era 🚬💸 @vanillabrwnsugr.bsky.social · 6h

cw // self harm, self-harm reference

This specific sequence really REALLY got me. It's such an impactful metaphor for sh/ideation that I think works so much better than just showing something as shocking as Lute actually harming herself which would've just distracted from everything else imo

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Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 3h

PLEEEEASEEEE

If they ended up together, like her finding her own Charlie, I'd be so happy. Holy shit. Especially if Lute and Vaggie make up and become friends 😭

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Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 3h

Some people love to be miserable, I swear. 🙄

Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 3h

Can her and Velvette fuck nasty please

Or her and Velvette share a little angel treat [Emily] 😩💦

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demituu @demituu.bsky.social · 3h

FUCK SHES SO HOT

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真夜中 @mahhahha4.bsky.social · 4h

Gravity🪽🎸
#HazbinhotelLute

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Shrimp 🦐🍤 @seasaltshrimp.bsky.social · 4h

I opened an @acggoods.bsky.social shop to test out selling extra merch! 💙
Got a few standees, stickers and keychain designs available and I'd love to add more in the future.

acggoods.com/store/shrimp...

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Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 3h

Never yoinked shit so fast-

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Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah I'm the same way. These aren't real fans, they're shitty people taking advantage of the passion some of us have for a fandom we love.

Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 4h

INHALE HIM LIKE KIRBY, LUCIFER
GIVE HIM THAT ROYAL TREATMENT

SHOW HIM EXACTLY HOW YOU STOLE ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE. TWICE.

Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 4h

Yeee I'm holding out hope because scalpers have this card JACKED UP. 💀

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AkumaLiChan 😈💜 [DTIYS Ends Oct 31st] @akumalichan.bsky.social · 4h

I swear to fuck, sir. Stop with this madness!

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Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 4h

(Having found*)

EDIT FUNCTION WHEN

It's 10am forgive my ramblings and errors

Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 4h

Emily, having finding her own Charlie like Vaggie did. I also love the idea that Vaggie and her become friends.

Also, just because it's so like him, the idea of Adam in Lute's head going "Hot. As. Fuck." when she gets with Emily would actually slay me.

Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 4h

at one point.

So, if she doesn't actually successfully kill Vaggie and she doesn't get killed off, I love the idea that Charlie's idea of redemption isn't just for demons but for angels, too.

I also hope, if this is the arc they go with, she ends up embracing who she is and ends up with [cont]

Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 4h

So, I actually enjoy Lute as a character [and her voice is phenomenal] and if they don't plan on killing her off, I hope she ends up becoming redeemed.

What if she's an in denial lesbian [or even bisexual] who is severely jealous about Vaggie and Charlie. Maybe having had feelings for Vaggie [cont]

Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 4h

On the topic of redemption: I actually really like the idea that Lute could potentially be redeemed from all the bitterness and hatred she holds for the demons, Charlie and especially Vaggie.

Hear me out.

#HazbinHotel #Lute

Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 4h

Just a heads up, word on the grapevine is that this card should be available in the upcoming card packs. Only difference is that it won't have the NYCC logo on it.

Evidently they did something similar with another card last year.

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Good Ol' Canadian Cryptid, Ashe @smashthatashe.bsky.social · 4h

I did! It was the first thing I noticed LMAO