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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 22h
Trying to come up with a good childhood favorite for “weird 90’s movie night”
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 1d
a cartoon scene with a giraffe and a purple ghost
ALT: a cartoon scene with a giraffe and a purple ghost
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 1d
Painted it last year! All I had was black and white paint and a pallet knife haha
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 2d
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 2d
Too tired, chillin on the cuck chair
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 2d
Which of you paid an Etsy witch to put a curse on me.
The drawstrings in all my pants/shorts/sweatshirts are all suddenly coming out
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 3d
Nothing throws my “fear of inconveniencing or bothering others” into sharp relief like the gym.
I think some people come at peak hours just to take up as much space as they physically can
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Ran~
@atelierran.bsky.social
· 3d
@smcgov.bsky.social
I see you as a Knight 🤔
Being able to protect but also be strong to hold a double sword (no pun intended 🤣)
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 3d
I’ll take it! 😁 (though I’ve only ever played black mage 😅)
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 3d
Oh the things I’d do for a little more sleep
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 6d
Coffee and cinnamon rolls and a nap
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 8d
One of those weeks!
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 8d
Touring some art studios tonight
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@smcgov.bsky.social
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 10d
The giant heart you can walk through! It’s a museum in Philly haha
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 10d
I don’t wear suits enough
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 10d
Not to complain about a free mobile game. But you’d think I’d have gotten a gold card by now 😅
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 11d
It’s a planning meeting, if I don’t go in, I don’t get a say in things 😑
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 11d
Yupp
smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 11d
The downside of living close to work 😭 I’m off today, but I’ve still gotta go in for a meeting
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Kream
@savagegoodboy.bsky.social
· 12d
How am I supposed to become Elden Lord in this economy
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 13d
😂
smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 13d
One of my favorite things?
When a DJ is transitioning songs and there’s like 10 seconds of confusion on the dance floor. I love that awkwardness
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smcgov.bsky.social
@smcgov.bsky.social
· 13d
It’s rare I wear a suit! I should break it out more often
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