Smeagol
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I dunno, why 𝘥𝘪𝘥 you follow me?
I have an idea for the coming April Fools Day.
I have a huge Plex library. Mrs. Smeagol and I are screen junkies, it's one of the ways we chill. In the coming months, I intend to edit every catalogued movie and TV poster to include Al Pacino in various unhinged ways as if he was there all along.
I have a huge Plex library. Mrs. Smeagol and I are screen junkies, it's one of the ways we chill. In the coming months, I intend to edit every catalogued movie and TV poster to include Al Pacino in various unhinged ways as if he was there all along.
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I have an idea for the coming April Fools Day.
I have a huge Plex library. Mrs. Smeagol and I are screen junkies, it's one of the ways we chill. In the coming months, I intend to edit every catalogued movie and TV poster to include Al Pacino in various unhinged ways as if he was there all along.
I have a huge Plex library. Mrs. Smeagol and I are screen junkies, it's one of the ways we chill. In the coming months, I intend to edit every catalogued movie and TV poster to include Al Pacino in various unhinged ways as if he was there all along.
On this Thanksgiving day where I'm hosting for the first time, I'm thankful that I didn't listen to my parents about marrying a boring white girl, because if I had, I wouldn't be sitting in this big house surrounded by this beautiful family and community and spread of foods from around the globe.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
On this Thanksgiving day where I'm hosting for the first time, I'm thankful that I didn't listen to my parents about marrying a boring white girl, because if I had, I wouldn't be sitting in this big house surrounded by this beautiful family and community and spread of foods from around the globe.
Remember: When they complain that there's no Thanksgiving songs or movies, your answer in both cases is Alice's Restaurant.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Remember: When they complain that there's no Thanksgiving songs or movies, your answer in both cases is Alice's Restaurant.
When things are going just a little too well at Thanksgiving dinner and you're bored:
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When things are going just a little too well at Thanksgiving dinner and you're bored:
I love how this crab grabs their buddy and refuses to let go and then makes a little happy face when a treat is delivered.
Evolution has made crabs independently at least five different times; in all that, they didn't evolve away the bits that includes caring about your buddy and fishy treats.
Evolution has made crabs independently at least five different times; in all that, they didn't evolve away the bits that includes caring about your buddy and fishy treats.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I love how this crab grabs their buddy and refuses to let go and then makes a little happy face when a treat is delivered.
Evolution has made crabs independently at least five different times; in all that, they didn't evolve away the bits that includes caring about your buddy and fishy treats.
Evolution has made crabs independently at least five different times; in all that, they didn't evolve away the bits that includes caring about your buddy and fishy treats.
I really have to hand it to the people that came up with the organizational systems in Windows. The fact that you can go in to your file's properties and change minute attribution details makes SUCH a huge difference!
Frequently, though, patching one hole reveals three, but I'm making progress!
Frequently, though, patching one hole reveals three, but I'm making progress!
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I really have to hand it to the people that came up with the organizational systems in Windows. The fact that you can go in to your file's properties and change minute attribution details makes SUCH a huge difference!
Frequently, though, patching one hole reveals three, but I'm making progress!
Frequently, though, patching one hole reveals three, but I'm making progress!
There's hope for the youths yet. Some of them have come to town for the holiday with weed in their bags.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
There's hope for the youths yet. Some of them have come to town for the holiday with weed in their bags.
It is the Wednesday of Thanksgiving, my dudes
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It is the Wednesday of Thanksgiving, my dudes
Where there is a sunbeam, there must also be found a cat.
When the sun has gone, so too goes the cat.
When the sun has gone, so too goes the cat.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Where there is a sunbeam, there must also be found a cat.
When the sun has gone, so too goes the cat.
When the sun has gone, so too goes the cat.
In my room cleaning frenzy, I did about two weeks' worth of planned work in four hasty days. Mrs. Smeagol has infectious energy and I frequently didn't guard my own energy in regards to how much my broken body can back up.
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
In my room cleaning frenzy, I did about two weeks' worth of planned work in four hasty days. Mrs. Smeagol has infectious energy and I frequently didn't guard my own energy in regards to how much my broken body can back up.
Spock's like bitch did you just try to treat me like one of the other whore computers you're fucking every other week I will strangle you little man
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Spock's like bitch did you just try to treat me like one of the other whore computers you're fucking every other week I will strangle you little man
I taught my daughter how to light things on fire with a magnifying glass. She had a blast.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I taught my daughter how to light things on fire with a magnifying glass. She had a blast.
Anniversary, 2025 (Diane Lane, Kyle Chandler)
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Anniversary, 2025 (Diane Lane, Kyle Chandler)
Spending a peaceful Sunday afternoon watching Sense and Sensibility.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Spending a peaceful Sunday afternoon watching Sense and Sensibility.
In addition to optimizing my screen usage (4 hours a day down from 9!) I also expanded to my environment. I went through every shelf, box and bin in my room and offloaded so much junk. I spread out into the house instead of just putting whatever I buy in my room. My space is now aired and organized.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
In addition to optimizing my screen usage (4 hours a day down from 9!) I also expanded to my environment. I went through every shelf, box and bin in my room and offloaded so much junk. I spread out into the house instead of just putting whatever I buy in my room. My space is now aired and organized.
Ralph Fiennes just can't stop starring in spy thrillers where the world is brought to the brink of destruction by an evil Scotsman
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ralph Fiennes just can't stop starring in spy thrillers where the world is brought to the brink of destruction by an evil Scotsman
Ooooooh, I think the Strange New World writers have a chance to tell a story mentioned in one of the original series episodes! Kirk recounts a traumatic incident from when he was a junior officer on the Farragut, eleven years ago, and he becomes manic after that in the episode, crazed and paranoid.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ooooooh, I think the Strange New World writers have a chance to tell a story mentioned in one of the original series episodes! Kirk recounts a traumatic incident from when he was a junior officer on the Farragut, eleven years ago, and he becomes manic after that in the episode, crazed and paranoid.
Inception is so beautifully shot and earnestly acted. Unfortunately, the dialogue is word salad, so the soundtrack must do the heavy lifting in the sound department.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Inception is so beautifully shot and earnestly acted. Unfortunately, the dialogue is word salad, so the soundtrack must do the heavy lifting in the sound department.
