SantaPinky 🎄❄️🎁
@sminkypinky.bsky.social
I'm here for the pets. Show me your pets. Southend-on-Sea
*slaps thighs*
Right. Back to work.
*walks 5 steps to the desk*
Right. Back to work.
*walks 5 steps to the desk*
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
*slaps thighs*
Right. Back to work.
*walks 5 steps to the desk*
Right. Back to work.
*walks 5 steps to the desk*
Why do moonpig have to send a bloody code to my email address for me to login?! Isn't that what a password is for? Now I have to login somewhere else so that I can login somewhere else. This sort of shit is likely to make me shop somewhere else straight away.
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Why do moonpig have to send a bloody code to my email address for me to login?! Isn't that what a password is for? Now I have to login somewhere else so that I can login somewhere else. This sort of shit is likely to make me shop somewhere else straight away.
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
@littlemavis.bsky.social is it's your birthday today? I hope you have a good day ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 AM
@littlemavis.bsky.social is it's your birthday today? I hope you have a good day ❤️
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Fond festive Facebook memories #FestiveFacebookMemories
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Fond festive Facebook memories #FestiveFacebookMemories
A colleague is arguing about Die Hard with the colleague who insists on calling jam & cream ring biscuits 'jammy dodgers'. It's going great.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
A colleague is arguing about Die Hard with the colleague who insists on calling jam & cream ring biscuits 'jammy dodgers'. It's going great.
One for all the Mandys. My colleague came back from Belgium the other day with a big bag of Mandy brand crisps.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
One for all the Mandys. My colleague came back from Belgium the other day with a big bag of Mandy brand crisps.
PARENTS ASSEMBLE: for those of you with older kids/teenagers what would be something they would want that I can buy for the toy drive at work. I try to go for something for older kids because a lot of people buy young toys. I've done pamper gift bags before but I'm on the lookout for other ideas.
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December 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
PARENTS ASSEMBLE: for those of you with older kids/teenagers what would be something they would want that I can buy for the toy drive at work. I try to go for something for older kids because a lot of people buy young toys. I've done pamper gift bags before but I'm on the lookout for other ideas.
This week's new addition to the vending machine is a CLUB CHUNKY!
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This week's new addition to the vending machine is a CLUB CHUNKY!
OMG my department is DISEASED. The colleague I sit next to is on her 3rd week of the cold she had before I was off. My manager is coughing like a four year-old who doesn't know to cover their mouth, my other colleague sounds like she's on her last legs after a mustard gas attack. One stayed at home.
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December 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
OMG my department is DISEASED. The colleague I sit next to is on her 3rd week of the cold she had before I was off. My manager is coughing like a four year-old who doesn't know to cover their mouth, my other colleague sounds like she's on her last legs after a mustard gas attack. One stayed at home.
I've had a week off, I've put my alarms back on. I'm going to try and start the regime of hiding my second phone so I have to get out of bed to turn the alarm off. And not get back in bed.
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November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I've had a week off, I've put my alarms back on. I'm going to try and start the regime of hiding my second phone so I have to get out of bed to turn the alarm off. And not get back in bed.
Today I wore my not-Christmas-but-seasonal jumper with the squirrels on it. Please pretend you can't see where I dropped egg yolk down it (twice) at the garden centre café.
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Today I wore my not-Christmas-but-seasonal jumper with the squirrels on it. Please pretend you can't see where I dropped egg yolk down it (twice) at the garden centre café.
Went and got my parents' tree today. Sad that we will not have the annual tree inspection from Georgie this year (and the subsequent freak out when she realises it's come in the house) so here is some archive footage of the 2023 inspection.
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Went and got my parents' tree today. Sad that we will not have the annual tree inspection from Georgie this year (and the subsequent freak out when she realises it's come in the house) so here is some archive footage of the 2023 inspection.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Brent geese
Badger
Fox
Seal
Enormous jelly fish
It's all go.
Brent geese
Badger
Fox
Seal
Enormous jelly fish
It's all go.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Magpie
Rat
Shrew
Dog
Cow
Magpie
Rat
Shrew
Dog
Cow
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Dolphins 🐬
Lions 🦁
Elephants 🐘
Hippos 🦛
Leopards 🐆
Flamingos 🦩
Dolphins 🐬
Lions 🦁
Elephants 🐘
Hippos 🦛
Leopards 🐆
Flamingos 🦩
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Brent geese
Badger
Fox
Seal
Enormous jelly fish
It's all go.
Brent geese
Badger
Fox
Seal
Enormous jelly fish
It's all go.
We've had a week off and @jimofthenorth.bsky.social has just set off home back to the north and now I am just drifting, wandering lonely as a cloud.
I might have a hot chocolate.
I might have a hot chocolate.
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November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We've had a week off and @jimofthenorth.bsky.social has just set off home back to the north and now I am just drifting, wandering lonely as a cloud.
I might have a hot chocolate.
I might have a hot chocolate.
We had a Travelodge breakfast last week and @jimofthenorth.bsky.social had a croissant that looked like it had come off of one of those breakfast displays in Traitors.
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We had a Travelodge breakfast last week and @jimofthenorth.bsky.social had a croissant that looked like it had come off of one of those breakfast displays in Traitors.
We don't binge tv serieseses really but yesterday @jimofthenorth.bsky.social and I completed Slow Horses level 5 in one afternoon/evening.
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November 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
We don't binge tv serieseses really but yesterday @jimofthenorth.bsky.social and I completed Slow Horses level 5 in one afternoon/evening.
Bloody love a Viennese whirl.
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Bloody love a Viennese whirl.
He kissed the hand! Then THEN when it turned out she wasn't a real nun they did a snog in a cemetery!
Playing kojak bingo. There is a nun. Will he try to kiss her on the cheek? I am 99% sure he'll definitely kiss her hand.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
He kissed the hand! Then THEN when it turned out she wasn't a real nun they did a snog in a cemetery!
Playing kojak bingo. There is a nun. Will he try to kiss her on the cheek? I am 99% sure he'll definitely kiss her hand.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Playing kojak bingo. There is a nun. Will he try to kiss her on the cheek? I am 99% sure he'll definitely kiss her hand.
No Sunday dread for me today as I am off this week and @jimofthenorth.bsky.social is hopefully approaching the M25 about now.
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
No Sunday dread for me today as I am off this week and @jimofthenorth.bsky.social is hopefully approaching the M25 about now.
#SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack #SundayPix
Here is a little cut off beach in Ardentinny Scotland you can get to along a path and then down a few rocks. Just out of shot is the picturesque submarine base around the corner.
Here is a little cut off beach in Ardentinny Scotland you can get to along a path and then down a few rocks. Just out of shot is the picturesque submarine base around the corner.
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
#SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack #SundayPix
Here is a little cut off beach in Ardentinny Scotland you can get to along a path and then down a few rocks. Just out of shot is the picturesque submarine base around the corner.
Here is a little cut off beach in Ardentinny Scotland you can get to along a path and then down a few rocks. Just out of shot is the picturesque submarine base around the corner.
Although it hasn't been feeling that cold today, the flat is currently 14.7 so I've given in and put the storage heater on for the first time. That means by 7:30am it will kick in and I'll be gently cooked by the time my alarm goes off.
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November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Although it hasn't been feeling that cold today, the flat is currently 14.7 so I've given in and put the storage heater on for the first time. That means by 7:30am it will kick in and I'll be gently cooked by the time my alarm goes off.
Needed a job, agency sent me there, fortunately I was efficient enough for them to keep me. It's not a career, it's a job that I've never left. I have to remind myself regularly of the ultimate end result of what i do every day just to keep myself going.
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Needed a job, agency sent me there, fortunately I was efficient enough for them to keep me. It's not a career, it's a job that I've never left. I have to remind myself regularly of the ultimate end result of what i do every day just to keep myself going.