Smith Corona
@smithcorona.bsky.social
Used typewriter. Haunted by your half-baked poetry, deranged manifestos, and love letters to people who never replied. I just post the residue. INFJ.
I really hate firing potential clients, but sometimes you need to protect your dignity.
Your worth isn't up for negotiation, and neither are your boundaries.
Your worth isn't up for negotiation, and neither are your boundaries.
February 12, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I really hate firing potential clients, but sometimes you need to protect your dignity.
Your worth isn't up for negotiation, and neither are your boundaries.
Your worth isn't up for negotiation, and neither are your boundaries.
I've started doing this new thing where I buy groceries and then act all surprised when I have to cook them.
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I've started doing this new thing where I buy groceries and then act all surprised when I have to cook them.
I'm a very "one more episode" person and also a very "why am I so exhausted" person.
February 12, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I'm a very "one more episode" person and also a very "why am I so exhausted" person.
I don't dream of being rich. I just want to buy things without doing math.
a close up of a cat 's face with mathematical equations on it
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February 11, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I don't dream of being rich. I just want to buy things without doing math.
I'm not a "low maintenance" individual.
I'm just too tired to make demands.
Huge difference.
I'm just too tired to make demands.
Huge difference.
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I'm not a "low maintenance" individual.
I'm just too tired to make demands.
Huge difference.
I'm just too tired to make demands.
Huge difference.
I'm not ignoring you. I'm just taking my time crafting the perfect response.
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I'm not ignoring you. I'm just taking my time crafting the perfect response.
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Some helpful tips if you found yourself falling into last year's Labubu craze.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Here's something funny I wrote for The Weekly Humorist.
What to Do With Your Cursed Labubu Now That No One Wants One
Here's something funny I wrote for The Weekly Humorist.
What to Do With Your Cursed Labubu Now That No One Wants One
What to Do With Your Cursed Labubu Now That No One Wants One – Weekly Humorist
weeklyhumorist.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Some helpful tips if you found yourself falling into last year's Labubu craze.
Some helpful tips if you found yourself falling into last year's Labubu craze.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Here's something funny I wrote for The Weekly Humorist.
What to Do With Your Cursed Labubu Now That No One Wants One
Here's something funny I wrote for The Weekly Humorist.
What to Do With Your Cursed Labubu Now That No One Wants One
What to Do With Your Cursed Labubu Now That No One Wants One – Weekly Humorist
weeklyhumorist.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Some helpful tips if you found yourself falling into last year's Labubu craze.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Here's something funny I wrote for The Weekly Humorist.
What to Do With Your Cursed Labubu Now That No One Wants One
Here's something funny I wrote for The Weekly Humorist.
What to Do With Your Cursed Labubu Now That No One Wants One
What to Do With Your Cursed Labubu Now That No One Wants One – Weekly Humorist
weeklyhumorist.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Here's something funny I wrote for The Weekly Humorist.
What to Do With Your Cursed Labubu Now That No One Wants One
Here's something funny I wrote for The Weekly Humorist.
What to Do With Your Cursed Labubu Now That No One Wants One
Anyone else have these songs in their workout playlist?
No? Just me?
No? Just me?
February 8, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Anyone else have these songs in their workout playlist?
No? Just me?
No? Just me?
Moneypenny seems to be drawing the "Greatest American Hero" logo in "Thunderball".
This suggests SPECTRE created the suit and the "aliens" behind it were a cover story.
This suggests SPECTRE created the suit and the "aliens" behind it were a cover story.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Moneypenny seems to be drawing the "Greatest American Hero" logo in "Thunderball".
This suggests SPECTRE created the suit and the "aliens" behind it were a cover story.
This suggests SPECTRE created the suit and the "aliens" behind it were a cover story.
This message greeted Canadian🇨🇦Olympians at their home away from home.
Some countries greet their athletes with nationalism.
Canada greets them with belonging.
That's the Canada I believe in. We're a country that leads with kindness, not fear.
Proud of this. Proud of us.🍁
Some countries greet their athletes with nationalism.
Canada greets them with belonging.
That's the Canada I believe in. We're a country that leads with kindness, not fear.
Proud of this. Proud of us.🍁
February 7, 2026 at 1:50 PM
This message greeted Canadian🇨🇦Olympians at their home away from home.
Some countries greet their athletes with nationalism.
Canada greets them with belonging.
That's the Canada I believe in. We're a country that leads with kindness, not fear.
Proud of this. Proud of us.🍁
Some countries greet their athletes with nationalism.
Canada greets them with belonging.
That's the Canada I believe in. We're a country that leads with kindness, not fear.
Proud of this. Proud of us.🍁
The antidote to the nightmare isn't a perfect argument. It's a life.
Community. Art. Rest. Humour. Boundaries.
And choosing decency even when it's not rewarded.
That's how you stay human.
Community. Art. Rest. Humour. Boundaries.
And choosing decency even when it's not rewarded.
That's how you stay human.
Apparently we've reached the era where hypocrisy is not a dealbreaker, cruelty is a feature, and truth is optional, as long as it's helping the "right" people win.
a man in a leather jacket is looking up with the words cool cool cool above him
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February 6, 2026 at 9:21 AM
The antidote to the nightmare isn't a perfect argument. It's a life.
Community. Art. Rest. Humour. Boundaries.
And choosing decency even when it's not rewarded.
That's how you stay human.
Community. Art. Rest. Humour. Boundaries.
And choosing decency even when it's not rewarded.
That's how you stay human.
Apparently we've reached the era where hypocrisy is not a dealbreaker, cruelty is a feature, and truth is optional, as long as it's helping the "right" people win.
a man in a leather jacket is looking up with the words cool cool cool above him
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is looking up with the words cool cool cool above him
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Apparently we've reached the era where hypocrisy is not a dealbreaker, cruelty is a feature, and truth is optional, as long as it's helping the "right" people win.
Ubi thubink Ubi ubam guboubing tubo stubart pubostubing ubevuberythubing ubin thubis subecrubet lubangubuubagube Ubi lubeubarnubed ubon Zuboubom.
Thubank yuboubu PBS!
Thubank yuboubu PBS!
a group of children are dancing on a stage in front of a wall with geometric shapes on it
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February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Ubi thubink Ubi ubam guboubing tubo stubart pubostubing ubevuberythubing ubin thubis subecrubet lubangubuubagube Ubi lubeubarnubed ubon Zuboubom.
Thubank yuboubu PBS!
Thubank yuboubu PBS!
Let's turn "Melania" into the next "Rocky Horror Picture Show".
February 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Let's turn "Melania" into the next "Rocky Horror Picture Show".
Oof. I just got off a call with a longtime friend. Their cancer is progressing.
You learn how to hide your shaking voice. You talk about everyday things because those moments still belong to you both.
You learn how to hide your shaking voice. You talk about everyday things because those moments still belong to you both.
January 27, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Oof. I just got off a call with a longtime friend. Their cancer is progressing.
You learn how to hide your shaking voice. You talk about everyday things because those moments still belong to you both.
You learn how to hide your shaking voice. You talk about everyday things because those moments still belong to you both.
Social media is a marketplace of ideas where everyone's yelling over a clearance bin.
January 26, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Social media is a marketplace of ideas where everyone's yelling over a clearance bin.
I joined a self-improvement program.
Step one was admitting I needed help.
Step two was realizing the program did too.
Step one was admitting I needed help.
Step two was realizing the program did too.
January 26, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I joined a self-improvement program.
Step one was admitting I needed help.
Step two was realizing the program did too.
Step one was admitting I needed help.
Step two was realizing the program did too.
I'm attracted to those who understand that repair is not an admission of failure, but a commitment to longevity.
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I'm attracted to those who understand that repair is not an admission of failure, but a commitment to longevity.
I don't keep score. I keep momentum.
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I don't keep score. I keep momentum.
I don't crave attention. I crave alignment.
January 20, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I don't crave attention. I crave alignment.
Desire isn't chaos. It's pattern recognition with better lighting.
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Desire isn't chaos. It's pattern recognition with better lighting.
I don't want forever. I want that look where two people silently agree not to lie to each other tonight.
January 20, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I don't want forever. I want that look where two people silently agree not to lie to each other tonight.