Coach Tuggs
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Coach Tuggs
@smugglingrapes.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Before you move it's over, an extradimensional gate has been opened for you and the cenobites have claimed body and soul. Pain and pleasure indistinguishable from one another for an eternity of ecstatic suffering. Ethereal hooked chains rip you apart to the sound of laughter and chattering teeth
When you're being mean to me understand that your fate has already been decided
You can't post stuff like this and not include some pictures man come on
Today I visited a 1700 sq ft model train layout and man that shit was delightful
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
You can't post stuff like this and not include some pictures man come on
Wow just found out about this one called Redwood Bowl in Northern California. Seems like a natural ravine cut into a stadium bowl for a new deal era project. Had no idea
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Wow just found out about this one called Redwood Bowl in Northern California. Seems like a natural ravine cut into a stadium bowl for a new deal era project. Had no idea
Just a reminder that the bowl is the ideal shape and space space to play football in.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Just a reminder that the bowl is the ideal shape and space space to play football in.
How bitch made do you have to be to get fired from your job as head football coach of a pretty big historic school because you're essentially afraid of needles with whatever additional mental gymnastics you use beyond that re COVID vaccines
This is what cal gets for having two dildos on their offensive coaching staff. Brian "all lives matter" Harsin and Nick "Just A vaccine skeptic" Rolovich
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
How bitch made do you have to be to get fired from your job as head football coach of a pretty big historic school because you're essentially afraid of needles with whatever additional mental gymnastics you use beyond that re COVID vaccines
This is what cal gets for having two dildos on their offensive coaching staff. Brian "all lives matter" Harsin and Nick "Just A vaccine skeptic" Rolovich
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This is what cal gets for having two dildos on their offensive coaching staff. Brian "all lives matter" Harsin and Nick "Just A vaccine skeptic" Rolovich
College football is weird because it seems like a lot of the upper middle teams have been running more and more complex nfl-lite defenses while offensively they have been simplifying
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
College football is weird because it seems like a lot of the upper middle teams have been running more and more complex nfl-lite defenses while offensively they have been simplifying
Wait if I just use my phone to listen to music, look at social media, and take cute pics of my child why not just get the like $140 Motorola. Pantone color is cool. Seems fine?
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Wait if I just use my phone to listen to music, look at social media, and take cute pics of my child why not just get the like $140 Motorola. Pantone color is cool. Seems fine?
In the world of nothing ever happens and nothing matters that you do as a conservative this is kind of interesting
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
In the world of nothing ever happens and nothing matters that you do as a conservative this is kind of interesting
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i am not going to be posting "oh please won't everybody vote for this crappy dinky little tax increase so we can run the snowplows in madras but not have any money for anything i care about" get rid of mark meek and then we'll talk
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i am not going to be posting "oh please won't everybody vote for this crappy dinky little tax increase so we can run the snowplows in madras but not have any money for anything i care about" get rid of mark meek and then we'll talk
Just learned it's been 13 years since they killed Charlie Kirk. Damn I feel old
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Just learned it's been 13 years since they killed Charlie Kirk. Damn I feel old
Okay haven't seen Ralph with this look before and oh my god do they need this man in a imperial French pre Napoleonic war period action drama. Get that man on a French two decker getting blown to smithereens in the West Indies
First look at Ralph Fiennes as President Snow in ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping.’ Out November 20, 2026.
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Okay haven't seen Ralph with this look before and oh my god do they need this man in a imperial French pre Napoleonic war period action drama. Get that man on a French two decker getting blown to smithereens in the West Indies
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Why does tamale boy charge $7.59 for a tamale. That's cheap burrito prices. They should be like $2 at most
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Why does tamale boy charge $7.59 for a tamale. That's cheap burrito prices. They should be like $2 at most
Raiders need to pivot straight to a millennial coach. 34 year old somewhat overweight former player with a lot of motivation. Maybe a former lineman or someone with a big passion for line play.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Raiders need to pivot straight to a millennial coach. 34 year old somewhat overweight former player with a lot of motivation. Maybe a former lineman or someone with a big passion for line play.
It's remarkable. The raiders coaching is somehow worse this year than last. Just every phase of the game is terrible
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It's remarkable. The raiders coaching is somehow worse this year than last. Just every phase of the game is terrible
Salute to senility
Raiders sideline sweatshirts have the color of running their typical black through the ai machine. Eli has ai art behind him on the Manning cast
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Salute to senility
Raiders sideline sweatshirts have the color of running their typical black through the ai machine. Eli has ai art behind him on the Manning cast
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Raiders sideline sweatshirts have the color of running their typical black through the ai machine. Eli has ai art behind him on the Manning cast
Portland should host a yearly Bowl Game. Imagine 6-6 Washington State PUMPING 8-4 UNLV here
I watched Oregon State play Montana State there a few years ago and was awesome. Should host football games there every year (capacity is admittedly way lower than teams actual home stadiums)
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Portland should host a yearly Bowl Game. Imagine 6-6 Washington State PUMPING 8-4 UNLV here
Maiava seems pretty fuckin good guys i dunno
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Maiava seems pretty fuckin good guys i dunno
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Happy football in baseball stadium day today. There are Roman Colosseums everywhere for those with the eyes to see
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Happy football in baseball stadium day today. There are Roman Colosseums everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Lanorris Sellers is a good name. NFL quality
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Lanorris Sellers is a good name. NFL quality
My child is too sick for toddler soccer today. 😞 🤧
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My child is too sick for toddler soccer today. 😞 🤧
The most annoying centrist libs are going to be enthralled by MTG starting maga 2 but without trump and we're never going to get healthcare. They're going to pump that shit so hard and we will all suffer forever
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The most annoying centrist libs are going to be enthralled by MTG starting maga 2 but without trump and we're never going to get healthcare. They're going to pump that shit so hard and we will all suffer forever
My family dentist is actually on an insane like chiropractic level of bullshit. Trying to prescribe a jaw corrective mouth guard to "prevent sleep apnea" and "mouth breathing" for my 19 month old toddler. Like WTF????
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My family dentist is actually on an insane like chiropractic level of bullshit. Trying to prescribe a jaw corrective mouth guard to "prevent sleep apnea" and "mouth breathing" for my 19 month old toddler. Like WTF????