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@snakesareperfect.bsky.social

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Hello I'm Kai "The Sea Serpent". AD of @kaitheseaserpent.bsky.social‬ 30 - He/Him - Pansexual - Switch 18+ ONLY! DMs Open. Happy to chat! NO RP. Expect lots of vore, transformation and other weird stuff! https://linktr.ee/snakesareperfect

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 13h

Doesn't know the difference between pudding or playdough and doesn't struggle eating either.

SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 20h

Was last night. Kinda still there.

SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 21h

Chat... the 10mg gummy was too much... :(

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🔞 Zinc The Kobold🔞 @zincthekoboldad.bsky.social · 1d

www.furaffinity.net/view/61262963

boosting this audio because its peak asf
gifty thingy for @snakesareperfect.bsky.social from like 5 months ago or something

Fur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered!

www.furaffinity.net

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 1d

I can help with the latter~

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 1d

;w;

SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 1d

The next prey you eat is gonna have a lot of fun in that tummy :3

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 1d

Play the fan made decompiled PC ports! They're very good.

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 1d

Oh?~

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 1d

Don't even get me started on cum drones where their minds are so broken from lustful desires that they obediently serve you without question.....

So uh.... Yeah. Very underrated concept. Think there's lots of fun potential here.

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 1d

Even on the less horny more cozy side.

Imagine post nut cuddles in the bathtub with your prey. Soaking in them while also snuggling.

Or the idea of them doing the thing cats do when they loaf, where they just melt like puddy. Having a dedicated tank/jar/condom to blob'ify inside while they rest.

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine that sentient orgasm of a person getting their revenge and eating you afterwards. Being absorbed by your own seed.

Making them disappear got you off. You didn't expect your own orgasm to do the same to you~

Or they force themselves back inside of you. Indirectly fucking you from insertion.

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 1d

Post CV cum creatures is a very underrated concept.

Watching that sentient lustful seed that used to be someone form into a cum slime blob or even their original body type while being nothing but a thing of hot lustful ooze.

Lots of fun scenarios that can happen from this concept alone.

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 2d

Watching you run around dodging as my anti-virus chases you just because it's entertaining.

SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 2d

I'd crush you and pass out on the spot. Hope you weren't thinking of moving for awhile!

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 2d

If I were on my own I'd need a roommate that's chill with me using their belly, butt and/or breasts as a pillow after a long day of work.

"I'm home!" *Plops* 🐍💤

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 2d

Go @lizardfordinner.bsky.social I choose you!
bsky.app/profile/liza...

LizardforDinner (🔞) @lizardfordinner.bsky.social · Jul 15

WARNING: QUADRUPED CHARACTER!!!
AND! VORE AND COCK AND BALLS AND ASS!!!

I finally finished drawing a sketch page of the Scolipede adopt I got from MissingPHD!! I gave him a little mustache and a cool outfit :)

I also want him. A lot. I want him BAD bad. I'm not gonna pretend otherwise

A large page of many sketches of my Scolipede character.

Top left:
Various expressions, as follows:
A toothy grin as he chuckles to himself.
An aroused sigh, with his eyes closed. He blushes a lot as sweat drips down his face.
A sly smirk, as he blushes. He says, "Hey~"
Pretty annoyed.
Shocked, with wide eyes!

Bottom left:
A full-body drawing of him. He's a large, orange Scolipede with some upper lip stubble and an eyebrow piercing. He has a light, sand-colored underbelly and darker orange segments along his back, with bright yellow patterning all the way down. He is very large and heavy-looking, with a very thick neck and a belly that hangs so low, it rests against the ground even as he stands up. He wears a reddish-brown leather jacket with fluffy white fur lining the inside, and black jean shorts that are ripping as they attempt to contain his very fat ass. He has a very confident, unbothered expression.

Top middle:
A shot of his ass, with the shorts pulled down around his thighs. He wiggles his hips, letting his ass wobble from side to side, as he tells the viewer, "You can feel me all you like~"

Bottom middle:
A mawshot. He smiles at the viewer, with his maw wide open, his large tongue hanging out, as he says, "Heh heh, is that right?~ Well, alright. If you want in THAT badly..."
He has a tongue piercing as well.

Upper right:
Various angles of his cock at different hardness.
They're labelled, "(He enjoys humping the underside of his belly)"
His cock is the same light tan as his underbelly, with piercings along the back of the connecting bit from the taint to the scrotum, and along the underside of the shaft.

Bottom right:
Scolipede rubs the top of his VERY full gut, which has various bulges squirming out. His neck also has several squirms. He looks kind of lost in the fullness of it. He says, "Just chill in my gullet, while I make room in my gut..." He's interrupted by a large belch as he says this.

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 2d

You plottin'

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 2d

SAMEEEEE

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💀🎃🦇🍂Iriss 🏳️‍⚧️Θ∆🐍 @kobold.baby · 2d

Thinking

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 2d

I really really really like it when my friends see me as a thing of moldable clay with infinite potential.

Something about vibing in generally any kink, role, scenario, etc is always fun. Being at the whims of friends imaginations and weird desires is an intriguing, scary and exciting rush~

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AllIHearIsBoo @allihearismeep.bsky.social · 3d

CW: Imminent Vore, Nudity
By: Just @notthevinny.bsky.social
Meep walks into a crowded diner looking for a good meal. Too bad @snakesareperfect.bsky.social thought he'd make a good meal himself. Though @nastiestnoodle.bsky.social comes in with their own intentions~
#vore #pokemon #eevee #nsfw #snake

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 3d

if only 😔

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Tegan Deer 🦌 @tegandeer.bsky.social · 3d

Did you know that @snakesareperfect.bsky.social has a cameo in shrek?

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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 3d

Yes yes and YES