Anastasia Christman
@snarkypantsgirl.bsky.social
Policy analyst, trail runner, dog lover, chocolate eater, and occasional smart ass.
I am feeing queasy, but I can’t decide if that’s because this whole farce is so odious or that weird screensaver behind them is making me motion sick.
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I am feeing queasy, but I can’t decide if that’s because this whole farce is so odious or that weird screensaver behind them is making me motion sick.
Just a reminder that while one shooter originally from Afghanistan results in a knee-jerk reaction to ALL people from Afghanistan, white dudes engage in mass shootings and we can’t even talk about limiting access to guns.
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just a reminder that while one shooter originally from Afghanistan results in a knee-jerk reaction to ALL people from Afghanistan, white dudes engage in mass shootings and we can’t even talk about limiting access to guns.
A complicit SCOTUS may have given trump a free pass, but we must hold his family, his enablers in executive offices, mega-donors, and congressional toadies accountable. Trials, fines, public shaming: throw all the books at them. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/o...
Opinion | Why Trump Won’t Face Prosecution This Time Around
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A complicit SCOTUS may have given trump a free pass, but we must hold his family, his enablers in executive offices, mega-donors, and congressional toadies accountable. Trials, fines, public shaming: throw all the books at them. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/o...
Hegseth’s insecurity in his manhood knows no bounds. www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Hegseth’s insecurity in his manhood knows no bounds. www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
Oh. My. God. So much this! It’s had the effect that I am now giving no money at all to anyone. Such a stupid fucking move. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
The Democratic Party's Spam Machine
Podcast Episode · On the Media · 11/19/2025 · 22m
podcasts.apple.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Oh. My. God. So much this! It’s had the effect that I am now giving no money at all to anyone. Such a stupid fucking move. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
Quelle surprise. www.propublica.org/article/andr...
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Quelle surprise. www.propublica.org/article/andr...
Holy fuck. “Things happen.” But god help you if you suggest for even a second that Charlie Kirk wasn’t really about free speech.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Holy fuck. “Things happen.” But god help you if you suggest for even a second that Charlie Kirk wasn’t really about free speech.
Jesus fucking christ…does he think he works at the Macy’s perfume counter?
Some bizarre stuff going down in the Oval these days. After spraying the Syrian president with his Trump Fragrance he then asks him how many wives he has.
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Jesus fucking christ…does he think he works at the Macy’s perfume counter?
So will this be combined with my $5,000 check from the DOGE savings (which I am sure is just delayed in the mail), or will it be a separate payment?
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
So will this be combined with my $5,000 check from the DOGE savings (which I am sure is just delayed in the mail), or will it be a separate payment?
This is how republicans honor veterans and service to country. This is how hollow their much proclaimed “patriotism” is.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This is how republicans honor veterans and service to country. This is how hollow their much proclaimed “patriotism” is.
1937 and 2025. In a 2024 Gallup poll, 235 million people in the US claimed to be “Christian.” I’m no theologian, but the fact that all of them are not in the streets over SCOTUS allowing the withholding of SNAP tells me that (a) they are liars, (b) this jesus thing is bullshit, or (c) both.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
1937 and 2025. In a 2024 Gallup poll, 235 million people in the US claimed to be “Christian.” I’m no theologian, but the fact that all of them are not in the streets over SCOTUS allowing the withholding of SNAP tells me that (a) they are liars, (b) this jesus thing is bullshit, or (c) both.
Reposted by Anastasia Christman
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
Well, he looks out of touch everywhere else, so welcome to the disappointment club, New York.
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Well, he looks out of touch everywhere else, so welcome to the disappointment club, New York.
He may have opposed Trump at the end of his life, but for decades he helped create the opening for Trump and his minions. All republicans are complicit, and Cheney is toward the front of the pack.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney spent most of his career trying to lift the restraints on presidential authority. After 9/11, he did just that, James Mann wrote in 2020.
The World Dick Cheney Built
The vice president had spent most of his career trying to lift the restraints on presidential authority. After 9/11, he did just that.
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
He may have opposed Trump at the end of his life, but for decades he helped create the opening for Trump and his minions. All republicans are complicit, and Cheney is toward the front of the pack.
Somebody needs to tell Trump that Nobel Prizes are handed out at The Hague and he’s been invited to go. Believe me, neither he nor any of his people will bother to google it.
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Somebody needs to tell Trump that Nobel Prizes are handed out at The Hague and he’s been invited to go. Believe me, neither he nor any of his people will bother to google it.
Same, same.
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Same, same.
Reposted by Anastasia Christman
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 81st day out of the last 93.
12 days of work in over 3 months.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in over 3 months.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
October 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 81st day out of the last 93.
12 days of work in over 3 months.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in over 3 months.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
Sometimes I wish that Jesus guy was actually a thing so that we could watch Johnson getting smote in real time.
October 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Sometimes I wish that Jesus guy was actually a thing so that we could watch Johnson getting smote in real time.
And someday we shall fill the history books with their names so that they and their progeny shall live in everlasting shame. And let’s get judgements against them so that they can also pay for the restoration. Pieces of shit, every one.
This is who is paying for the destruction of the White House East Wing, per @wsj.com
Altria Group Inc.
Amazon
Apple Inc.
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp.
Caterpillar Inc.
Coinbase Global
Comcast Corp.
Hard Rock International
Google
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin Corp.
Meta Platforms Inc.
1/3
Altria Group Inc.
Amazon
Apple Inc.
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp.
Caterpillar Inc.
Coinbase Global
Comcast Corp.
Hard Rock International
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin Corp.
Meta Platforms Inc.
1/3
October 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
And someday we shall fill the history books with their names so that they and their progeny shall live in everlasting shame. And let’s get judgements against them so that they can also pay for the restoration. Pieces of shit, every one.
So first they prohibit the media, and now they inhibit oversight from Congress. Its almost like theyre trying to hide something… www.cnn.com/2025/10/22/p...
Hegseth orders prior approval for ‘all interactions’ between military officials and Congress | CNN Politics
The Pentagon is barring nearly all Defense Department personnel, including military commanders, from talking to Congress or state lawmakers unless they have received prior approval from the agency’s o...
www.cnn.com
October 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
So first they prohibit the media, and now they inhibit oversight from Congress. Its almost like theyre trying to hide something… www.cnn.com/2025/10/22/p...
There is no public shaming too great for Trump, Roberts, McConnell, Johnson, and all the other enablers. May their names forever be a curse.
This is a desecration and an abomination. First he posts an AI video of himself wearing a crown dumping shit on the heads of Americans, then he starts tearing down part of the White House for his Mar-a-Lago style ballroom.
October 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
There is no public shaming too great for Trump, Roberts, McConnell, Johnson, and all the other enablers. May their names forever be a curse.
Well finally he’s telling the truth—he does, in fact, turn everything he touches into shit including our country.
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Well finally he’s telling the truth—he does, in fact, turn everything he touches into shit including our country.
Here’s that quality Wharton undergrad degree in “bidness” hard at work. He’d fail a 4th grade math test.
Trump: "Drug prices went down for the year by 1/8 of 1 percent. Now I'm getting them down, Maria, 500, 600, 800 percent. In some cases even more than that. It's hard to believe."
October 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Here’s that quality Wharton undergrad degree in “bidness” hard at work. He’d fail a 4th grade math test.
All the best people. This is what the GOP has long been. This is what they all are.
These are some of the leaked messages Young Republicans were sending in group chats.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
October 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
All the best people. This is what the GOP has long been. This is what they all are.
Of course he’s upset by the size of the “crown” created by the image, not the fact that the POTUS might appear to be wearing one at all. See you all Saturday! #NoKings
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Of course he’s upset by the size of the “crown” created by the image, not the fact that the POTUS might appear to be wearing one at all. See you all Saturday! #NoKings