she blow on my hole until I hump her back
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
she blow on my hole until I hump her back
important to remember baseball isn't about winning or losing, it's about repairing the way you relate to your dad
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
important to remember baseball isn't about winning or losing, it's about repairing the way you relate to your dad
guy who thinks bombs were planted on 9/11 but only in one of the towers
September 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
guy who thinks bombs were planted on 9/11 but only in one of the towers
pissing myself on a basketball court: now that's what I call dribbling!
September 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
pissing myself on a basketball court: now that's what I call dribbling!
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Burger King Chicken Fries
August 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Burger King Chicken Fries
love island reunion takeaways:
-we need to ban podcasts
-the concept of a situationship is poisoning the youth
-we need to ban podcasts
-the concept of a situationship is poisoning the youth
August 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
love island reunion takeaways:
-we need to ban podcasts
-the concept of a situationship is poisoning the youth
-we need to ban podcasts
-the concept of a situationship is poisoning the youth
nic to olandria: you're like a century egg in that it feels like we've been together for a hundred years but when I finally open it up and take a bite I realize there's a fetus growing inside you
I don't get what y'all see in these two you freaks
I don't get what y'all see in these two you freaks
July 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
nic to olandria: you're like a century egg in that it feels like we've been together for a hundred years but when I finally open it up and take a bite I realize there's a fetus growing inside you
I don't get what y'all see in these two you freaks
I don't get what y'all see in these two you freaks
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It’s tough living with feet dysmorphia
June 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It’s tough living with feet dysmorphia
trying to name my top 3 favourite celebrities while quitting nicotine: Steven Cigar, Polly Dartin, Zyndaya
January 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
trying to name my top 3 favourite celebrities while quitting nicotine: Steven Cigar, Polly Dartin, Zyndaya
watching the game awards
December 13, 2024 at 4:13 AM
watching the game awards
transfem with long fingers call her my estro-terrestrial
December 9, 2024 at 7:31 AM
transfem with long fingers call her my estro-terrestrial
RIP BOZO! I mean... I'm sorry for your loss bozo
December 5, 2024 at 7:48 PM
RIP BOZO! I mean... I'm sorry for your loss bozo
me when I fart
Hitting the Discover tag and letting out the sound of a deflating balloon as I slowly scroll.
December 3, 2024 at 11:17 PM
me when I fart
a man wearing a watch asks a Minnesotan for the time, the Minnesotan points at his watch and says "Dontcha know?"
December 1, 2024 at 12:21 AM
a man wearing a watch asks a Minnesotan for the time, the Minnesotan points at his watch and says "Dontcha know?"
hearing this new thing about how planes flying over drop chemicals on an unwitting population controlled by the puppet hands of the government, stay tuned.
November 15, 2024 at 6:43 AM
hearing this new thing about how planes flying over drop chemicals on an unwitting population controlled by the puppet hands of the government, stay tuned.
you should be able to give the opposing pitcher a mound visit too and psych him out by saying things like "that ball looks bigger than the others" "is your elbow swollen? you're moving it weird" "did you know you're tipping your pitches?"
October 17, 2024 at 5:00 PM
you should be able to give the opposing pitcher a mound visit too and psych him out by saying things like "that ball looks bigger than the others" "is your elbow swollen? you're moving it weird" "did you know you're tipping your pitches?"
feel really sick, think I might have equine infectious anemia..
September 25, 2024 at 6:30 PM
feel really sick, think I might have equine infectious anemia..
I don't know what weaponized incompetence is but I'm not sure how to look it up... won't someone tell me? I really want to know!!
September 25, 2024 at 6:27 PM
I don't know what weaponized incompetence is but I'm not sure how to look it up... won't someone tell me? I really want to know!!
me: I think I'm going to kill myself by Elton John
my therapist (gf): no! bad girl!
me: 😞 okay nvm
my beautiful therapist: good girl! want cummies?
me: 🐶 *wags tail excitedly*
my therapist (gf): no! bad girl!
me: 😞 okay nvm
my beautiful therapist: good girl! want cummies?
me: 🐶 *wags tail excitedly*
November 15, 2023 at 7:48 PM
me: I think I'm going to kill myself by Elton John
my therapist (gf): no! bad girl!
me: 😞 okay nvm
my beautiful therapist: good girl! want cummies?
me: 🐶 *wags tail excitedly*
my therapist (gf): no! bad girl!
me: 😞 okay nvm
my beautiful therapist: good girl! want cummies?
me: 🐶 *wags tail excitedly*
caveman discovers pissing: *trickling water* GUH!
November 7, 2023 at 7:34 PM
caveman discovers pissing: *trickling water* GUH!
watching the world series like a neglected child rn
November 1, 2023 at 11:01 PM
watching the world series like a neglected child rn
at Lee Harvey Oswald's funeral: "you guys have to make everything political huh?"
August 19, 2023 at 11:36 PM
at Lee Harvey Oswald's funeral: "you guys have to make everything political huh?"
Lee Harvey Keitel General Patton Oswalt
August 19, 2023 at 11:35 PM
Lee Harvey Keitel General Patton Oswalt