sneakinabbey 🫧🛸🌚
@sneakinabbey.bsky.social
Hold me up straight while I screw my head on 🌬️✨
I thought it was a fever dream but I definitely heard a screaming woman and screaming cats last night and ran outside absolutely hammered but managed to grab my trusty headlamp to save the cats and sure as shit my headlamp scared them and broke up the fight 😂😂😂
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I thought it was a fever dream but I definitely heard a screaming woman and screaming cats last night and ran outside absolutely hammered but managed to grab my trusty headlamp to save the cats and sure as shit my headlamp scared them and broke up the fight 😂😂😂
Everyone keeps thinking I’m a rock climber because of my construction helmet hanging off my bag. Next person to ask I’m gunna tell them I just climbed el cap
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Everyone keeps thinking I’m a rock climber because of my construction helmet hanging off my bag. Next person to ask I’m gunna tell them I just climbed el cap
Why didn’t anyone tell me Dark Winds was so good
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Why didn’t anyone tell me Dark Winds was so good
Cackling at this accidental photo I took after driving through a snow storm for two hours and finally making it to Idaho 😭 it’s been a day
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Cackling at this accidental photo I took after driving through a snow storm for two hours and finally making it to Idaho 😭 it’s been a day
You people on this website. Sometimes I for real feel like 👁️👄👁️
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You people on this website. Sometimes I for real feel like 👁️👄👁️
Wow there is snow everywhere here wasn’t expecting that! Hope I get a nice luxury rental car
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Wow there is snow everywhere here wasn’t expecting that! Hope I get a nice luxury rental car
I was low key hoping my flight to Idaho would be cancelled again but alas, I’m on the plane. Hoping my heated vest is enough to survive the 20s when I land in Spokane lol
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I was low key hoping my flight to Idaho would be cancelled again but alas, I’m on the plane. Hoping my heated vest is enough to survive the 20s when I land in Spokane lol
Excited for all the peeps who get to experience the Sphere for the first time! It really is worth the trip. However, I will not be attending this go around lol but god speed to all
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Excited for all the peeps who get to experience the Sphere for the first time! It really is worth the trip. However, I will not be attending this go around lol but god speed to all
Had some tier 1 nightmares last night from watching Pluribus
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Had some tier 1 nightmares last night from watching Pluribus
Little gremlins yelling for more snacks
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Little gremlins yelling for more snacks
Another prime thanksgiving ♥️
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Another prime thanksgiving ♥️
Holy shit Eminem 😂😂😂😂 this is so good
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Holy shit Eminem 😂😂😂😂 this is so good
Trying to come up with some concepts for Gary Gourmet and my first try with ChatGPT gave me this 😂😂😂😂 stay tuned for the official launch
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Trying to come up with some concepts for Gary Gourmet and my first try with ChatGPT gave me this 😂😂😂😂 stay tuned for the official launch
Things @phastenough.bsky.social made this weekend 🙂 frisée salad with bacon vinaigrette poached egg and steak, wagyu burger with bacon jam and eggs benny with tarragon hollandaise and honey lavender bacon 🥓🥓🥓🥓 big bacon family
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Things @phastenough.bsky.social made this weekend 🙂 frisée salad with bacon vinaigrette poached egg and steak, wagyu burger with bacon jam and eggs benny with tarragon hollandaise and honey lavender bacon 🥓🥓🥓🥓 big bacon family
The purple pachyderm golden slurper event this year was a Les themed interpretive collarborive experimental improvisional jam session with MIRV and Jay Lane and his favorite employees 😂😂😂 A+ as always, Sonoma County rules
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The purple pachyderm golden slurper event this year was a Les themed interpretive collarborive experimental improvisional jam session with MIRV and Jay Lane and his favorite employees 😂😂😂 A+ as always, Sonoma County rules
Look at this specimen. One large brain cell.
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Look at this specimen. One large brain cell.
Absolutely amazing rainbow today 🥹
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Absolutely amazing rainbow today 🥹
Happiest of birthdays to this sugar pie honey bunch ♥️♥️♥️ having your sweet southern soul added to our little NorCal world has been such a gift and I love having you and DY in our lives 🥰 see you soon!
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Happiest of birthdays to this sugar pie honey bunch ♥️♥️♥️ having your sweet southern soul added to our little NorCal world has been such a gift and I love having you and DY in our lives 🥰 see you soon!
Things Brian has made this weekend
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Things Brian has made this weekend
Some Saturday vibes 🥰
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Some Saturday vibes 🥰
Did gronk just smash a guitar on stage or am I high
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Did gronk just smash a guitar on stage or am I high
Happy birthday to one of the greatest gals in the world 🥹 a lot has happened in our 5 years of friendship and I’m so grateful to always have you in my corner. Love you so much Benzy ♥️ @zzbenz.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Happy birthday to one of the greatest gals in the world 🥹 a lot has happened in our 5 years of friendship and I’m so grateful to always have you in my corner. Love you so much Benzy ♥️ @zzbenz.bsky.social
I am pretty sure that 99% of the posts shown to me on threads are AI rage bait accounts. There’s just no way they are real
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I am pretty sure that 99% of the posts shown to me on threads are AI rage bait accounts. There’s just no way they are real
It’s funny how much time I’ve spent researching dog kibble and trying different expensive brands when hands down the dogs favorite is Kirkland 😂 all dog kibble is shitty and my dogs are old so I just want them to actually like what they eat
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It’s funny how much time I’ve spent researching dog kibble and trying different expensive brands when hands down the dogs favorite is Kirkland 😂 all dog kibble is shitty and my dogs are old so I just want them to actually like what they eat
Vibey skies in Petaluma tonight ☀️
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Vibey skies in Petaluma tonight ☀️