Social Moi🇨🇦
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aka Monique. Mama Bear Ally 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Community Cheerleader #Franco #Lebanese heritage. Author-Maddy Whitman Mystery Series. B.Ed. #UAlberta. BEWARE OF BAD PUNS. Elle/She/Her #ALLY #FrAB #Fibromyalgia #yeg Books by Moi: Fowl Play Lucky Ducky https://a.co/d/7UiAtjR
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Art isn't priceless when you're a sitting duck!

Maddy Whitman is back and she still can't get her ducks in a row.

Book 2 in The Maddy Whitman Mystery Series is now available at Amazon in print & ebook & most online ebook world-wide!

Did you get your copy yet?
a.co/d/d6i0QMO
#yeg #reading
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Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

It was made with 24 carrots.
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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
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Give me my quarterback.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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In case he got a hole in one.
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"Which side of a turkey has more feathers?"

"The outside."
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“What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?”

“Drumsticks for everyone!”
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"What kind of turkey requires ID?"

"Wild Turkey."
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What pants do ghosts wear?
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BOO jeans.
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Mon pays d'origine m'appelle
Mon pays d'origine m'appelle
Même dans sa misère je l'aime
C'est là que mon coeur me mène
Le pays de mon père m'appelle
Le pays de ma mère m'appelle
C'est mon héritage, c'est ma joie
Ma bouffée d'oxygène
J'y vais pour me vider la tête.
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"I read some of the Amelia Earhart files. It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files."
– @DestryBrod
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"I read some of the Amelia Earhart files. It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files."
– @DestryBrod
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What did the full glass say to the empty glass?

You look drunk.
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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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What did the full glass say to the empty glass?

You look drunk.
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Why do the leaves turn red at the same time each year?

Because the process is autumnated.
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A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
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How much room should you give fungi to grow?
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As mushroom as possible.