Sock Cop
@sockcop.rocks
I am a sock.
I like VHS tapes and living at a reasonable speed
Twitch.tv/sockcop
I like VHS tapes and living at a reasonable speed
Twitch.tv/sockcop
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Sock Cop
@sockcop.rocks
· Feb 18
How to Keep Saying 'Hello There, Friend!'
When the Internet doesn't care what you want
open.substack.com
Well well well, look who finally started using their substack email gimmick! (Spoiler alert: it's me! Your old pal Sock Cop!)
open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/...
open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/...
BAAAAA!!!
a close up of a goat 's face with bahhhhh written on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a goat 's face with bahhhhh written on the bottom right
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February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
BAAAAA!!!
At a concert when the performer says "make some noise!" most people go "woo!" or "yeah!" but you can make any noise you want.
They didn't specify.
They didn't specify.
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
At a concert when the performer says "make some noise!" most people go "woo!" or "yeah!" but you can make any noise you want.
They didn't specify.
They didn't specify.
MAKE MORE MUPPET SHOW YOU COWARDS!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
MAKE MORE MUPPET SHOW YOU COWARDS!!
All 3 are very popular today!
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
All 3 are very popular today!
Didn't eat even one carrot.. no fluffy tail.. I could go on and on
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Didn't eat even one carrot.. no fluffy tail.. I could go on and on
He really does make a bad bunny. Ears are way too short, to start with.
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
He really does make a bad bunny. Ears are way too short, to start with.
I've heard as many as seven times!
February 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I've heard as many as seven times!
It's free! You'll just hafta dig it out of the garbage can!
January 27, 2026 at 8:07 PM
It's free! You'll just hafta dig it out of the garbage can!
I'm on the Skylight gimmick, cause why not
skylight.social/profile/did:...
skylight.social/profile/did:...
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I'm on the Skylight gimmick, cause why not
skylight.social/profile/did:...
skylight.social/profile/did:...
Lets make some tiny spin art!
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Lets make some tiny spin art!
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let’s talk about MANIAC COP with @sockcop.rocks
join us in attic for another episode of ControlAltDeath
twitch.tv/benmonstertv
join us in attic for another episode of ControlAltDeath
twitch.tv/benmonstertv
January 26, 2026 at 9:56 PM
let’s talk about MANIAC COP with @sockcop.rocks
join us in attic for another episode of ControlAltDeath
twitch.tv/benmonstertv
join us in attic for another episode of ControlAltDeath
twitch.tv/benmonstertv
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Forecasters say the storm will dump heavy snow, sleet and freezing rain from the Southern Rockies into New England through Monday. n.pr/4jTOoMu
'Get warm, get safe and stay there,' officials warn as massive storm bears down on U.S.
Forecasters say the storm will dump heavy snow, sleet and freezing rain from the Southern Rockies into New England through Monday.
n.pr
January 23, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Forecasters say the storm will dump heavy snow, sleet and freezing rain from the Southern Rockies into New England through Monday. n.pr/4jTOoMu
Holy cow 40-year-old ghost Benny Goodman is still dropping new music
January 22, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Holy cow 40-year-old ghost Benny Goodman is still dropping new music
Planning a special stream this Friday! Sock Cop is taking the day off and the Useless Assistant (me) is taking over! Gonna make a grilled cheese sandwich LIVE!!!
January 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Planning a special stream this Friday! Sock Cop is taking the day off and the Useless Assistant (me) is taking over! Gonna make a grilled cheese sandwich LIVE!!!
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When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
Here's me and living legend Uncle Henry outside of our movie premiere today! Two of the Deep South's greatest mustaches in one pic!
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Here's me and living legend Uncle Henry outside of our movie premiere today! Two of the Deep South's greatest mustaches in one pic!
Final Fantasy VII (1997)
January 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Final Fantasy VII (1997)