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Chalice of Soda 👤

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24yo stick figure + fairy+ shimeji i vent here a lot whoops https://mspfa.com/?s=64344&p=1 read my "fanadventure" about being insane

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Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 26d

웃24 year old jewish transsexual(hy/him he/him) acc is 18+웃
I have DID. warnings for talks about antisemetism and incest, i'm an ICT survivor so I vent a lot about upsetting topics. Trying to use my childhood kin beliefs as a missile to propel myself forward. i will succeed because i am crazy(?) 웃

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pweeeeeee...

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 6h

dude everyone was so mad at me for it its like really embarrassing and hard to read my old comment sections even now as an adult they were so mad!!! and for what??? i just have to assume everyone else was also 11.

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 6h

my most defined deviantart memory is literally all of my followers always getting angry at me because i had "too many sonas" and that i was always changing my fursona design.

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 7h

this originally was supposed to say harm reduction. i did not realize i wrote 'damage control' until i posted it somehow.

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Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 8h

jaake english but he's written by someone who was actually homeschooled in the middle of nowhere.

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

I MEAN I REALLY GUESS THATS WHAT WILLIAM AFTON DID TOO HUH. THAT'S ESSENTIALLY HOW HE REACTED TOO.

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

find a clown on onlyfans and start boinking her i guess. was my dads answer

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

ive made this post before but what do you even do when youre a father of three children and all three of them end up kinning a fnaf character and also agreeing that youre like william afton like what do you even do at that point.

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

i told my dad i was going to make a reanimator comic au where herbert west was trans and did top surgery on himself and botched it and my dad was like why cant you write your own thing. i dont know why did you get a spiderman tattoo and write a marvel fanboy webcomic. kill yourself?

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

like its been so heavily gendered too has anyone noticed. its either penis men superheros who are getting all the aus or horny ao3 moms writing aus. its liek you either get the war au or the flowers and coffee shop au. ive always thought this was weird.

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Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

is anyone going to fucking do anything about alternate universes being considered a comics and fanfiction only thing or.

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Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

matpat should interact with all fiction like he does FNAF and try to insist that every single batman iteration since the creation regardless of time period or artist or author are actually SECRETLY CONNECTED and he knows the TRUE LORE.

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

exist only in the book universe and not in the actual FNAF universe which ended after ultimate custom night. and then you have people who insist THE LORE IS REALLL ITS TRUUUEEEE saying shit like the screenshot and its like man sometimes things are just different. sometimes AUs are a thing.

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

thats why michaels not in the books, thats why williams completely different in the books. why it focuses on the emilys and new side characters and random animatronics that act nothing like the original animatronics. and its why the movie doesnt acknowledge any of it. even the steel woole games

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

his own creation because he chose the route of basically selling out in almost every direction so he could have enough money for the movies (and to fund antiabortion efforts) but that doesn't mean any of the pandering shit is canon because hes openly said its not at all connected to the main line

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

because the books and alternate media are made to satiate a matpat based audience. the fnaf movie costed a LOT of money and took a LOT of time, nearly ten years to be made. so to make up that money, scott made a bunch of shitty merch, a bunch of books, and pandered. a LOT. a lot of the confusion is

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

and people for years. YEARS. on my fnaf blogs or when i was a popular fandom teenager have gotten on my ass for not considering the books or alternate games in my "aus" i'd draw or write about and then lose their shit when i tell them i literally only care about the mainline story and game. its

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

like thats it. thats the truth of it. any fnaf book or alternate media made by anyone who isn't scott cawthon exists within an alternate universe that is not connected to the original universe of FNAF. because FNAF is an open and closed linear story about a man and his father. thats it.

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

i love reading statements like this its just so fucking funny to me because scott has answered why this is. multiple times. fnaf is his precious mind baby creation and it is HIS story which is why he gives "alternate universes" to people like the book writers or steel woole.

Chalice of Soda 👤 @sodachalice.bsky.social · 9h

remember when matpat said encanto was about incest. and dhmis was about 911 and the holocaust? its because hes not a story or art analyst. he's a maths and numbers guy, the whole bit of his youtube channel is calculating the math of improbable mathmatic things in stories. that was the whole joke