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she’s 9/11, i’m mh370…
February 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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no sacrifice, no victory
February 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Yes, I am Good day.., please don't ask who I was in the past and please don't ask who I used to love in the past.
February 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
the elite are vampires and couldn’t conceive of someone who can’t just retract their teeth whenever
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
is having teeth, the same teeth almost everyone has problems with, is having those teeth considered a preexisting condition?
January 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
health insurance branding in australia is red. health insurance branding in america is blue.
January 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
times like this you want to quit working for like a week, get taxpayer funded dental surgery and then go back to work
January 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
i was on the waiting list for public wisdom teeth removal for so long that I have a job now - ineligible. of course, if they’d started hurting before I got a job I’d have been bumped up and wouldn’t have to face $600 per tooth…
January 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Why is orange so good at arguing
January 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
the vibes are weird in adelaide. they always want to ‘pick you up’ from the station to save you a 2 minute walk. parents openly scream at their kids. shops close at 5 because they’re afraid of night. no one really spends time anywhere that isn’t home or work.
January 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
adelaide has 2 modes: “dead mall” and “nightmare”
January 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
if PTA’s “modern vineland” cuts the godzilla side plot i’ll cry
January 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
everything in adelaide is shut by 5pm, so when i’m finally free of the family catchups tomorrow afternoon i’ll have nothing to do
January 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
when i hear a 1970s sounding song and then i check the date and it’s from 2024, something makes me not like it anymore…
January 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
the Family is relentlessly scheduling my adelaide trip for maximum Them time, but in fact i’ll be sneaking off for my own agenda.
January 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
zionists have sort of given up vandalising this sign because it gets repainted the very next day. basically, they’re incredibly weak to anyone who stands their ground.
January 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
this duolingo type shit. i know this is wrong. but obviously no one would buy a book that starts you off with scales and posture. everyone recommends this one!! for adults supposedly!!
January 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
finished…
January 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
it seems like people try to psychoanalyse as to why a lot of transgender musicians use similar techniques, when really it’s because there are not that many of us and we all sorta know each other
January 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
shock moment: my high school is featured in this book i’m working on and they’re still using photos of my classmates as promo 9 years later
January 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
January 8, 2025 at 10:16 AM
January 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
not sure if this fedora guy on the expanse is supposed to be “cool”. it’s gotta be a joke.
January 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
i thought the first week back at work would be chill, but i’m the only person here in my department so i’m doing 5 people’s jobs.
January 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
me and my penguin army…
January 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM