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Software Jesus
@softwarejesus.bsky.social
Most disrespected white nigga on the planet

USA lost to Russia

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Be the training data
January 20, 2026 at 3:31 AM
January 18, 2026 at 5:30 PM
BATTLEFIELD
YouTube video by SkyDxddy - Topic
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January 16, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Anyone wanna know what aftershave I've been using like

I have not found a use case for this information yet
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Me, walking down the street today:

Truck with a "Trump won" bumper sticker parked next to a "deaf child area" sign ☢️
January 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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The world will progress with or without the U.S.
This is huge: For the first time since the early 1970s, coal power generation has fallen in both China & India.

It undercuts claims that decarbonisation is pointless while they expand coal. Renewables are no longer just adding capacity — they’re displacing coal.

www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Coal power generation falls in China and India for first time since 1970s
‘Historic’ moment in biggest coal-consuming countries could bring decline in global emissions, analysis says
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Visited the campus of Harvard University for the first time this week, as well as the nearby JFK memorial park. I have not been inside the JFK presidential library and museum yet though.
January 14, 2026 at 6:11 AM
The lion
The witch
And
The wardrobe
January 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Can you tell me what was ever really special about me all this time?
January 12, 2026 at 5:04 AM
My life in a meme
January 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Visited the campus of MIT for the first time ever this past week

Nothing particularly unusual happened except Aphrodite went missing
January 5, 2026 at 1:15 PM
December 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Would have gladly moved to some other country like China or Mexico years ago if I had some way of making $$$
December 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Where the serotonin store at
December 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Tried my absolute best to be a positive influence but people just couldn't resist twisting everything for someone else's narrative
December 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Yeah careful

It's this kind of talk that gets one accused of fully automated gay space communism sympathizing
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Amazing: “But the Kennedy Center is not the current owner of trumpkennedycenter.org or trumpkennedycenter.com — because back in August, comedy writer Toby Morton registered those two domain names, expecting Trump and his allies to add Trump’s name to the D.C. landmark.”
Comedy Writer Bought ‘Trump Kennedy Center’ Domain Names, Anticipating President Would Rename Institution After Himself: ‘Satire Became Unavoidable’
In August, former 'South Park' writer Toby Morton registered 'TrumpKennedyCenter' domain names, anticipating that Trump would add his name to the D.C. landmark.
variety.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
> leave home, daydream of going back
> go back, they can't wait to kick me out
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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merry tv picture settings adjustment day to all who celebrate
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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David Stern, the CISA official behind the agency's Pre-Ransomware Notification Initiative (PRNI), has quit the agency after he was forced to relocate to FEMA's Boston office by the new DHS leadership

www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/cisa-ra...
CISA loses key employee behind early ransomware warnings
The future of a program that has helped prevent an estimated $9 billion in economic damages is now unclear.
www.cybersecuritydive.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM