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Probably a social democrat rather than what people sign up to as left-wing. Pro-democracy, remainer. Don't like flags other than the pretty colours and shapes. I think I'm funny, I'm probably just an idiot.
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Kurtan? Is that you? #totp #thiscountry
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Fuck off cliff #totp
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Dub wasn't great to me. I just sar thru hours of Cher. But this is still a banger than sounds fresh #totp
December 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Because 90 weeks a year wasn't enough for Cher #totp
December 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I take it back. Can we have Fatwah on Jane McDonald instead? #totp
December 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Hot dogs... go on. #totp
December 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Blocked nose Ronan, leading the charge for tonsil removal since 1998 #totp
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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"Why is it called 'Horny,' Dad? Er... trumpets and stuff... #TOTP
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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B*witched?! What is this? Not Cher #totp
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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"Oh god, it's going to be Cher again..." Wise words by the 7 year old. #totp
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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That's ok Jayne. Most of the audience have been doing REM for the last 52 mins. #totp
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Ah 14 year old me thought this was great. 14 year old me fancied Billie. #totp
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Anyone know how I can get a fatwah raised for the producer of 1998 #totp?
December 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Again my 7yr old son, but this time the Spice Girls: "Dad, are they dead now?". I'd better hide the shovel, he's getting a bit morbid #totp
December 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Spice girls... goodbye. Don't slam the door on your way out #totp
December 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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"Dad, is Cher still alive?" asks my 7 year old son. Me: "Nobody has been sure for 30 years" #totp
December 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Cher?! The fuck? #totp
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Getting some regrets. Part of it involves Brandy. #totp
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Stop. Why is this so bad? Mariah... why aren't you saving the charts? #totp
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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In other 1998 news, LeAnne fired her producing team and moved on to become successful #totp
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Bluuuueeee velvet.... oh wait, it's not that #totp
December 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Even Santa Claus would turn down this Brandi. #totp
December 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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It's Cliff! #totp
December 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Outside chance of some Mick Hucknall #totp
December 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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For the very first time. #totp #doctorsleep
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December 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM