SOL: Nobody takes the center now. We'll race, HA(!), our peoples to the heartland. PENNY: People are going to wander. SOL: Let 'em wander. I am saying that nobody DIVINE gets the middle yet. BERRI: A fair proposal, if childish. www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ju...
SOL: Dibs on the Elves! REN: tsk. PENNY: Ass. BARRI: You can't have all the Elves. SOL: Then I'll take all of the *best* Elves. BARRI: How about we just divide our efforts geographically, instead of racistly. SOL: ... ...Then I want the south. REN: North! www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEAX...
BARRI: Are you here? RANDY: What up, slut? BARRI: Madness. This is madness. RANDY: Come on, Barry, don't be such a douche. BARRI: You died. RANDY: Yes. Like... ...a long time ago.
SOL: Hello, Fuckface! PENNY: You're my father. SOL: Yeah, whatever. Listen, me and Barri are making a new matrix to plop the humans' brains into. PENNY: Super. SOL: Nah, nah, nah... This one's gonna be a fantasy job. PENNY: Brought up your Morrowind toys again? SOL: Yes! PENNY: ...That could be fun.
BARRI: What about Game of Throne? SOL: NO FUCKING WAY!!! ...I mean. ... I fuckin' hate Game of Thrones. BARRI: Why though? SOL: Listen, I've got all this Elder Scrolls shit; let's just use that. BARRI: Eerrgh... SOL: Tell me it's too thin to build off of. BARRI: It's SOL: Say it. BARRI: It's enough.
SOL: Lord of the Rings. BARRI: Too thin. It's a story about how the fantasy world transitions into the non-fantasy world. They'd be back on Earth soon enough. may as well skip the bit with dragons.
SOL: We can fill in the gaps. We know things. BARRI: Why bother? Most fantasy is so thin, our patching would result in a fantastic world that is essentially a non-fantastic world.
SOL: I don't want to go back. BARRI: Well, where should we go then? It's another... ...four-hundred thousand years until we reach our actual destination. SOL: You're exaggerating. BARRI: Obviously.
