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Sophie Delaney

@sophiewalterd.bsky.social

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Writer/Performer/Co-host of Chompin’ Podcast, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️

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Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · 16d

Obsessed he kept his helmet on for the whole post game interview.

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Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · 27d

Tilly Norwood

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Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jul 25

If Bill Clinton is on the Epstein list, I absolutely think he should not be allowed to be the current President of the United States.

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Mar 6

These truly have been, the perks of being a wallflower.

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Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Mar 3

Quake for sure

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Mar 3

Maybe just swallow the gum

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 20

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Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 20

I love being trans, I love trans people, fuck you if you don’t.

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Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 20

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 19

People talk a lot of shit about “Dog and Pony Shows,” but I’ll tell you what....seems like something I’d like to see.

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 19

Everyone thinks that getting to refer to Martin Scorsese as, “Marty,” means you’ve made it Hollywood. But actually, the real test is getting to refer to Helen Miren as, “Bones.”

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 19

Every time my mailman shows up I mark his height on my door, but it’s not weird because he’s my only friend.

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 19

Cvs is claiming they, “aren’t responsible, for their valet driver stealing my car” because their stores, “don’t have a valet option,” and they, “have a hard time believing that I thought they might.”

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 19

Legislative, Executive, Judicial & Michelle: My 4 Branches of Government.

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 19

I eat ribs with my dentist after every appointment, and it’s not always a friendly time.

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 19

When Harry Met Sally - 1st draft

Int. Diner - Night

Sally: Yes, yes oh god yes!!!!

The diner takes notice of Sally’s delight. We cut over to a nearby table.

Lady: I’ll have what she’s having.
Waiter: Are you sure?
Lady: Yes.
Waiter: Okay, one Hawk Burger coming up.

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 19

I like my eggs like I like my detective novels, hardboiled and purchased in a gas station.

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 19

Not only can you not fight city hall, but apparently you can’t use their microwave to heat up some lasagna either.

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 19

I met my wife on Carvana, and yes, I married a Subaru Forester.

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 19

The “only fans” I need are my cats.

Sophie Delaney @sophiewalterd.bsky.social · Jan 19

I never drink Dasani water, but I only wear Dasani jeans.