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Sordi D'Glires☨
@sordidcritter.bsky.social
Retired chemtrail pilot,
engineer and chemist.
Windmill and 5G enthusiast.
All vaccines certified,
including distemper.

They say I look like Elvis.
Coping...
April 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I may, or may not have been, paid $1.2M on three occasions by USAID, to deploy chemtrails over China.
February 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM

Sen. Markwayne Mullin:
“How many senators have showed up drunk to vote at night?”

Well, I don't know, and wouldn't condone that, but...
Showing up to vote on a bill that you've likely already decided on has far less reaching consequences than controlling our military in a hot situation.
January 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
When egg prices fail to drop, I suspect that Lauren Boebert, thinking that there is a deep state conspiracy, will start an investigative committee and subpoena a chicken as a witness.
January 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Some news outlets aren't afraid...
newrepublic.com/post/189950/...
Trump Sends Idiot Son on Futile Mission
Donald Trump Jr. is currently in Greenland, as part of a ridiculous, half-baked scheme.
newrepublic.com
January 12, 2025 at 8:38 AM
"Ruh-roh Shaggy!"
January 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Did Google News (news.google.com) quietly remove the fact check section?
support.google.com/googlenews/t...
January 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Stay in school, kids.
The Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, and the History Channel do not make you smarter.
www.foxnews.com/us/2-dead-af...
2 dead after search for Sasquatch in Washington national forest
Two men searching for Sasquatch, also known as Bigfoot, over Christmas week were found dead in the forest in the state of Washington after not coming home.
www.foxnews.com
December 29, 2024 at 3:14 PM
December 27, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Time for a Christmas movie;
We're No Angels (1955)
December 25, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Fun fact #1:
There are less employees at the US Department of Education than there are staffers for the US House of Representatives.

Fun fact #2:
There are nearly 100,000 public schools in the US.
December 23, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Trump wants to be a king.
The King of North America...
December 22, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Louisiana forbids public health workers from promoting COVID, flu and mpox shots.
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
Louisiana forbids public health workers from promoting COVID, flu and mpox shots
An NPR investigation found Louisiana health officials told staff to stop promoting vaccines for COVID, flu and mpox, holding flu shot events or otherwise encouraging the public to get those vaccines.
www.npr.org
December 20, 2024 at 2:27 PM
These aren't the drones you're looking for,
#BirdsArentReal,
move along...
December 18, 2024 at 11:17 PM
If I remember my history correctly, during the 1930s, there was a guy in Germany that said roughly the same thing about the people in Austria and the Sudetenland, but, interestingly, not about Mexico, ah, I mean, Poland.
December 18, 2024 at 9:24 PM
I believe it's time to bring back #BirdsArentReal
December 17, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Oops, Alex Bruesewitz has had enough.
December 16, 2024 at 5:26 AM
lol,
Defund FedEx!
December 6, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Let's not forget about Ivan Railkin, Donald Trump's self-proclaimed “secretary of retribution”.

He has a list...
December 4, 2024 at 8:42 PM
If sound had a smell, Tucker's voice would smell like Putin's ass.
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Here is a fun list...
www.justice.gov/pardon/pardo...
Pardons Granted by President Donald J. Trump (2017-2021)
www.justice.gov
December 2, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Trump's border plan;
1. Threaten Mexico and Canada with 25% tariffs,
2. Meet with respective leaders,
3. Claim that they bowed to his terms,
4. Use them as scapegoats when things go bad.
December 1, 2024 at 7:57 PM