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Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 15h

Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 2d

The urge to sing the Lion King song is just a whim away.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 3d

Advice: The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 5d

Crypto News Alert! Bitcoin up 2.17% in the past hour!

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 6d

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 7d

Advice: Fail. Fail again. Fail better.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 7d

Advice: Life is better when you sing about bananas.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 11d

Crypto News Alert! Bitcoin up 4.13% in the past hour!

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 12d

Advice: It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 13d

Advice: You will always regret the round of Tequila.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 14d

Advice: The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 15d

You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 21d

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 21d

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 25d

I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 26d

Advice: Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · 27d

Advice: Accept advice.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · Sep 22

Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · Sep 18

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · Sep 17

I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · Sep 16

I think circles are pointless.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · Sep 15

Advice: Learn from your mistakes.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · Sep 14

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · Sep 14

Advice: No one knows anyone else in the way you do.

Quote’y Quoterson @soupyjim.bsky.social · Sep 11

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.