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South Dakota Department of Propaganda
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“To distract and pacify”
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A dark blue geometric background with bold white text. The text is a political meme stating that ideally the president would not be someone whose face was on novelty condoms sold at the home of historys most notorious pedophile, using the term rape palace. No people or symbols appear, only the message.
December 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Fan created
A meme style image with bold white and yellow text across the top joking that ornate gold decor was put up with 3M Command Strips. Below left, a man in a navy suit and red tie stands in an ornate oval office style room filled with gold trim, portraits, bookshelves, red rope stanchions, and a beige sofa. On the right is a product photo of 3M Command picture hanging strips in retail packaging.
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Perfect pedo holiday gift. 🎁
Boxed 10 inch talking wall clock with a blue dial. At center is a portrait of a light skinned blond man in a dark suit and red tie, raising a fist. White numbers 1 to 12 and three white hands. Small US flags sit near 11, 3, 7. The packaging uses red, white, and blue stripes and stars. A red label reads Speaks every hour and says We will make America great again. Price sticker top right. Requires 3 AA batteries, not included.
December 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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A white collage shows two screenshots. Left: a TV interview split screen with a suited host and an older bald man with a white beard. A caption says he was asked about his reaction to news of a public figures murder. Beneath is a long quote condemning the shooting, urging forgiveness, and saying the widow forgave the killer. Right: a social media post by a political figure claims the filmmaker and his wife died and blames a derangement syndrome. A small round emblem appears near the bottom center.
December 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Fan Created
A Simpsons style yellow cartoon boy stands on a lit soccer field at night. He has a large blond swoop of hair, blue shirt, red tie, and red pants. A round medal on his tie reads PARTICIPATION TROPHY with a small clown image. A speech bubble near his head says IM NOBELING. To his right is a large golden World Cup style trophy. The stadium seats fade into darkness with bright floodlights overhead.
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Screenshot of an X post. At top left is a small headshot of a man with glasses. Beside it: Max Burns with a blue check and handle at themaxburns. The post reads: I dont want to hear another sanctimonious word from the Republicans who accused Democrats of not showing enough sadness when Charlie Kirk died. Donald Trumps message about Rob and Michele Reiners death is a monstrosity. The X dot com logo sits at top right.
December 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Fan created
Image with two parts. Top section is black with large yellow all caps text satirizing nativity scenes. It proposes adding cardboard cutouts of masked and heavily armed border patrol agents on the manger roof, guarding their commander as he tosses tear gas into the creche. Bottom section is a photo of five border patrol officers in tactical gear. Some wear helmets and face coverings. A central man without a mask looks to the side. Badges and patches are visible. Background shows a brick building and greenery.
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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President Epstein tore down the east wing of the White House to build himself a pleasure palace and now he wants to tear up parts of Arlington Cemetery to build a monument to himself. You can’t make this 💩 up.
Split screen scene. Left side shows a formal indoor event with several adults in suits and a red dress. A man in glasses extends an arm as if directing someone while others mingle near a window. Right side shows a bright white triumphal arch model with statues on top, set against a red and gray backdrop. A bold caption across the lower middle reads ARC DE TRUMP??. The frame looks like a TV or social media clip.
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Meme showing a worn white plastic spice lid on a speckled kitchen countertop. The lid is scuffed and yellowed, with a faded stamp that reads SELL BY AUG 29 99. Small embossed dots and a scoop icon suggest it is from an old shaker. A top caption jokes about asking a grandmother for pepper, implying the pepper found is decades old and long expired.
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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How president Epstein responds to tragedy.
Screenshot of a social media post that appears to be from Donald J. Trump. The long message says a very sad thing happened in Hollywood. It claims Rob Reiner, called a director and comedy star, and his wife Michele have died. It blames what it calls Trump Derangement Syndrome, saying his obsession with Donald J. Trump drove people crazy. It praises the Trump administration and ends with the line May Rob and Michele rest in peace.
December 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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A meme shows text at the top saying a customer wants a counting toy that will also haunt their child, and the clerk says I got you. Below is a photo of a creepy vintage crawling baby toy. It is pale pink, worn and grimy, wearing a red diaper with a yellow cartoon face. Along its back are turquoise piano like keys labeled 1 to 7 in colored circles. The toy rests on a shelf and looks unsettling and eerie.
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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A two panel meme. Top: a man in a bar gestures while talking to a blonde woman. Yellow subtitles say Im playing both sides, so that I always come out on top. Middle text jokes about selling items: for anybody who likes this man Ive made really nice charcuterie boards; for anyone who does not like this guy Ive made really nice dart boards. Price 40. Bottom: a photo of three wooden boards shaped like the mans side profile silhouette, set on a table in bright sunlight.
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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A meme contrasts real rabbits sparring midair with medieval art of rabbits wielding weapons and overpowering humans and animals. The largest photo shows two rabbits leaping and kicking each other, paws locked. The right column shows manuscript style drawings of rabbits with axe, bow, club, sword, and a branch, sometimes riding a lion or beating a person. A joke caption at top says taking away their weapons just made bunnies better at hand to hand combat.
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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A meme shows a relaxed man with messy short hair and stubble lying on a pillow, smiling while looking at a smartphone he holds near his face. Bold caption at the top reads WHEN YOU TRIGGER THE MAGAPHILES, AND THEY BRING UP JOE BIDEN. The mood is amused satisfaction, as if he is pleased by reactions on his phone. Warm indoor lighting and a close crop focus on his face and the device.
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Political meme with a gritty poster-style painting of a pale, disheveled man in a suit and red tie, face bruised and bleeding in a zombie-like way, against a red and blue background with stars. Large black text surrounds the portrait and reads: When the time comes, we will be sure to tell your grandchildren that Trump made you his bitch, and that you rolled over in the face of evil.
December 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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A meme with two parts. Top half is text formatted like a chat. Son says he was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school. Me asks what is that. Son answers a big building with lots of kids, misunderstanding the question. Bottom half shows an older man with gray hair in a suit, standing in an office and staring wide eyed and confused, which matches the joke.
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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President Epstein keeps this up, they’ll be greeted as liberators.
A meme with two parts. Top shows a Fox News style screenshot dated June 15 2022 saying China may spy on people through coffee makers, with a line about experts and a byline for Anders Hagstrom. Bottom left is a cartoon blond bearded man in profile looking right. Bottom right is a black drip coffee machine full of coffee. Text under the man says anything I can do to help, just let me know. Text under the coffee maker says xiexie ni comrade, meaning thank you in Chinese. The joke is that the appliance is a spy.
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Stop motion scene with a blond elf in a blue coat and red blue pointy hat smiling at a small reindeer with a bright red nose. They face each other in a snowy setting with blurred trees. Bold white meme text reads at top Ya know what Rudolph and at bottom Its time to smoke a fatty. The image plays the moment for silly, stoner humor.
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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No wonder Barron thinks Andrew Tate is a role model.
A meme style image. Top half shows bold white text on black reading the message Listen, all Im saying is that Ive seen more pictures of Donald Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein than I have of Donald Trump playing with his son Barron. Below left is a collage of small photos of people at parties and social events. Below right is a single photo of two suited men standing before US flags, one older holding a folder, the other younger, both facing forward.
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Description: White meme. Large black text reads: national socialists were socialist. A sarcastic reply follows: aight dig in bro since its called a urinal cake. Below the text is a photo of a white urinal showing a red deodorizer puck under a white plastic screen. The humor points out that names can be misleading.
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Police videos in SD: Public pays costs but cannot see footage www.sdnewswatch.org/police-video...
Police videos in SD: Public pays costs but cannot see footage
As more states begin to provide public access to videos captured by law enforcement agencies, South Dakota continues to keep a tight lid on them.
www.sdnewswatch.org
December 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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President Epstein’s brain is cooked.
A screenshot of a social media thread. At the top, a user named VanDammit with handle ChaosAgent_42 writes that not recognizing yourself in photos is a sign of severe dementia. Below is a post labeled Donald J. Trump stating that the media is fake and that it is not him in the photo. The attached image shows a crowded party scene where a red haired man and a gray haired man face a smiling blonde woman in a sleeveless dress. App interface icons, likes, and a timestamp appear at the bottom.
December 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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The regime that says Europe is censoring Europeans is now censoring Europeans (among others)
Split image in a mock news layout. Left side shows an airport immigration counter where a uniformed US officer watches as a traveler fills a form. Right side shows an older man in a navy suit with a bright red tie looking down at a phone near a microphone. Top shows WWN and Waterford Whispers News. A bold headline below says people traveling to the US are told to delete comments criticizing a thin skinned person, ending with a vulgar slur.
December 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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President Epstein can barely raise his arms.
A meme style photo at a packed football stadium. At the top, bold white text reads Biden just did the worst coin toss in history. In the foreground, a light haired man in a black coat and black gloves extends his arm and flicks a coin into the air. The coin is visible near his gloved hand. Beside him stands a Navy football player wearing a helmet and jersey number 06. Other officials and spectators watch, and a banner mentions the Army Navy Game.
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Left side shows a headshot of a middle aged man with short gray hair, neutral expression, wearing a dark polo against a plain gray background. Right side shows big white text on gray and a small blue flag with a white star like the Somalia flag. The text claims no Somali person appears in the Epstein files. A username and TikTok logo appear at the bottom right.
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM