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He/Him | Cartoonist, formerly UGLY HILL, currently LAKE GARY @ lakegary.com | The first LAKE GARY comic strip collection, TOXIC JERK ENVIRONMENT is out now! Get it here: https://store.ironcircus.com/products/lake-gary-volume-1-toxic-jerk-environment
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Paul Southworth ☢️ 🐟 @southworth.bsky.social · May 12
There's still time to get your SIGNED edition of the first LAKE GARY comic collection!

Click the link below and choose to buy just the book, just the signed bookplate (if you already own the book) or both together!

store.ironcircus.com/collections/...
The LAKE GARY book in the grass leaning up against a dirty shovel The LAKE GARY book drowning in a puddle of slime with a signed bookplate on top of it Choose a Format Softcover DRM-free PDF Signed Bookplate Book and Bookplate Bundle
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It's real, I checked.

Bring back shame.
Brendan Nyhan ® @brendannyhan.bsky.social The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen Follow • Pete Hegseth O B @PeteHegseth • 52m So "Captain" Kelly, not only did your sedition video intentionally undercut good order & discipline..but you can't even display your uniform correctly. Your medals are out of order & rows reversed. When/if you are recalled to active duty, it'll start with a uniform inspection. x.com/senmarkkelly/s... Notes suggesting context to be shown with the post • Needs more ratings 6m • View details % Not shown on X Medals are reversed because it is a mirror image: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front-facing_camera https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_image
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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NEW Lake Gary comic, "Booger Sugar" lakegary.com/comic/803-bo...
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#803 - Booger Sugar - LAKE GARY
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November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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klingon sitcoms
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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NEW Lake Gary comic, "Good Enough Fellas" lakegary.com/comic/802-go...
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#802 - Good Enough Fellas - LAKE GARY
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November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Remember Keenspot? Blank Label Comics? Big Panda!? Congrats, you're very old! And so are we.

The WEBCOMIC OLD HEADS starter pack is a great way to follow all your favorite 2000s-era webcomic writers and artists on Bluesky with a single click.

Now let's get you back to bed, gam-gam.
Webcomic Old Heads
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July 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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There's a Fly On Your Arm. Maybe Pointing a Shotgun At Your Arm And Pulling The Trigger Is A Solution.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Every shitpost the president taps out on the toilet is going in the history books. Somebody 50 years from now will be able to search a database for "AI pics of Trump as a golden king" and they'll be scrolling FOR A WHILE
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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New LAKE GARY comic!
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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A movie that takes place where you’re from (ugh)
Dumb and Dumber Me, Myself & Irene
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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NEW Lake Gary comic, "Good Enough Fellas" lakegary.com/comic/802-go...
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#802 - Good Enough Fellas - LAKE GARY
lakegary.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I never really watched ADVENTURE TIME until now and I had no idea it was so funny.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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They're back now, randomly

lol
southworth.bsky.social Paul Southworth ☢️ 🐟 @southworth.bsky.social · 3d
Found this on Reddit re: VOYAGER's missing episodes. Can't wait for Season 8!
Dear Vicky, Thank you for contacting Paramount. We apologize for the inconvenience and we are here to help. Due to licensing restrictions, Paramount+ only retains rights to episodes of Star Trek: Voyager within the season that is currently airing. Once a new season of this show begins, our rights to the previous season changes, and some or all episodes are removed. We're always working to expand our content to make more seasons and episodes available, and we appreciate your viewership! If you need further assistance, please reply to this email and we'll be happy to assist you. Regards, John Kenn Paramount+ Customer Support
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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If I'm gonna die in a mid-air collision because the underpaid air traffic controller is too tired from his UberEats side hustle to stay awake, I'm gonna die comfortable.
daisyfm.net DaisyFM ✒︎ @daisyfm.net · 3d
People dress like they're going to bed because sleeping through a flight is the only thing that makes it bearable.
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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NEW Lake Gary comic, "The Oregon Chemtrail" lakegary.com/comic/801-th...
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#801 - The Oregon Chemtrail - LAKE GARY
lakegary.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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We need tribunals for these sociopaths and we need them yesterday.
factpostnews.bsky.social FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 5d
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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A new story starts today at LakeGary.com!
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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NEW Lake Gary comic, "The Oregon Chemtrail" lakegary.com/comic/801-th...
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#801 - The Oregon Chemtrail - LAKE GARY
lakegary.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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uhhhhh wtf?
STAR TREK VOYAGER season dropdown list missing S5 & S6
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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What an odd thing to say.
NewsWire tweet: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS, WHITE HOUSE SAYS
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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NEW Lake Gary comic, "Aura Borealis" lakegary.com/comic/799-au...
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#799 - Aura Borealis - LAKE GARY
lakegary.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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NEW Lake Gary comic, "Quiet, Piggy" lakegary.com/comic/800-qu...
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#800 - Quiet, Piggy - LAKE GARY
lakegary.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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This is the end of the current story @ LAKE GARY. To read it from the beghinning, click here: lakegary.com/comic/784-ta...
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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TFW you realize the alien you're insulting doesn't know what a walnut is (the line delivery by Bakula here was actually very funny)
Archer looking a reptillian Xindi in the face and saying "They had brains the size of a walnut" Archer looking a reptillian Xindi in the face and saying "That's very small"
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Ok so let's so my idea and this one, too.

Here's a billion dollars and zero oversight.
ericaodd.bsky.social Erica Odd 🏳️‍⚧️ @ericaodd.bsky.social · 5d
I'd like to see a civilian crew. How do non-Federation ships operate? What kinds of stories could be told without the weight of the Federation, with people who exist in the margin of galactic society. The Federation could be the heavies, with our miscreant crew trying to avoid them.
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM