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Gail
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What’s going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals?”
Maybe it’s just the time of year but driving past the old Fury Murray’s club on my way into the shopping centre multi-story car park to buy a Christmas present for my ma to give my sister-in-law hits extremely hard this morning
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Thought my cut thumb was getting infected because it was so sore, turns out the plaster was just on too tight
December 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Have a plaster on the top of my right thumb due to ripping part of my nail off below the quick (that made you shudder, didn’t it) and my ability to scroll is absolutely fucked
December 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Fraser from Below Deck having a heart attack due to vape poisoning is a real sentence I am coming to terms with.
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Infantino is an amateur. Sepp Blatter would have made trump give him an award.
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Roy Keane marching out to surprise kids with the same intensity as facing Patrick Vieira. Lovely to see
December 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Hoy en "Como lo hacen?"
Visitamos una fábrica de Punkis en china
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My pleasure at finding out Friday night is a great time to go swimming tempered by the fact I know it’s cos everyone else is out having fun
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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The Fifa Peace Prize, slightly less important than winning the meat raffle in a flat roofed murder pub
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?
October 8, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
On the one hand the internet is probably the worst thing ever invented, on the other hand I’ve just seen an instagram reel of Snoopy ice skating to *Au Pays du Cocaine

*the best song of the year, fight me
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I know these emails are automated but I’m pretty sure the brand who just refunded me £250 and told me they can’t provide my item, 6 weeks after I ordered and paid, don’t really want to know what I think of their service
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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transphobes using money and power to bully little kids is absolutely no different from mobs turning up to intimidate refugee families, and you should treat anyone who so much as excuses either of these things with complete contempt
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Go to Paris a week on Friday and this afternoon I booked loads of stuff to do when I’m there. And by stuff I mean various art galleries, a chapel and a film screening. Don’t tell me I don’t know how to have a good time 🤓
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Christmas trees bring up really bringing a freshness to my evening walk and I critique and award a rating to local efforts.

Feel like a missed out on a career as a Christmas tree consultant
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Tfw you spring for a more expensive Lindt advent calendar than usual
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Bought a box of After Eights today. £3.45. Broken Britain.
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Found out two things today which have made me think I might be losing it:

1. Robbie Williams is playing the Barras and it’s £137 a ticket

2. Marion Cotillard (MARION COTILLARD) is in The Morning Show

(had to google both these things to confirm they’re true)
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM