spadesofjay.bsky.social
@spadesofjay.bsky.social
no means no until she’s tryna pop your back pimples 😒
December 17, 2024 at 3:30 AM
my office does not have a thermostat in there so it’s always either too hot or too cold and there’s no inbetween 😭
December 14, 2024 at 3:02 AM
go be free
December 12, 2024 at 6:28 PM
get you a best friend who constantly lifts you up
December 11, 2024 at 11:46 PM
heil kitler
When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
December 5, 2024 at 4:50 PM
nova loves ice
December 4, 2024 at 4:34 AM
today I crossed 6 figures for the first time
December 3, 2024 at 5:00 PM
@abioticfactor.com is proof of this
December 3, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I still manually save after any minor achievement out of habit
December 3, 2024 at 3:26 AM
“once the ball is snapped, everyone is equal and projections go out the window” I tell myself, hoping to overcome a 34% chance to win this week in fantasy
November 30, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I got boneless instead of bone-in… im sorry brother… I’ve failed you…
November 29, 2024 at 8:40 PM
when u accidentally fuck up the food order for the hangout
November 29, 2024 at 8:39 PM
PSA for those who need it: on PC you can turn off startup apps that you don’t want and it makes your computer faster when booting up and saves the time you would spend closing everything
November 29, 2024 at 6:33 PM
once you download the game, it asks for location services and constantly scans the vicinity for other players with different cards. If you’re nearby enough players to play, your phone plays an unskippable alarm with the text “THE GAME IS READY TO PLAY”
November 27, 2024 at 4:17 PM
feels like the question is missing something. challenge without entertainment is meaningless. I could sit in front of a computer doing multiplication problems that would challenge me, sure, but I wouldn’t enjoy it. I do, however, prefer my entertainment have challenge
November 26, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Lads, it’s getting cold out. If you wanna be a gentleman and open the car door for her, give her the keys so she can start it too 📝
November 26, 2024 at 3:45 AM
it’s always a little bittersweet. like wow. it’s really over.
November 25, 2024 at 5:31 PM
they are definitely brothers
November 23, 2024 at 4:32 AM
they’re brothers
November 23, 2024 at 4:09 AM
when u try to brush a hair out of your gf’s face all cute like and accidentally poke her eye
November 23, 2024 at 3:45 AM
the absolute erasure of the book from the public consciousness for the animated version that only shared the title and names is honestly a little sad.
From animation to live-action, Hiccup and Toothless in ‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON’

In theaters on June 13, 2025.
November 19, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I have learned to always get a little extra for my gf because as much as she tells me she doesn’t want any, she always wants just oooone bite
November 19, 2024 at 8:42 PM
when my gf gets really drunk I always take a video of her struggles bc she likes to laugh at it later with me
November 18, 2024 at 10:47 PM
he’s so derpy I love him
November 18, 2024 at 7:23 PM
it’s a sign. they’re warning you that you’re next 😬😬
November 17, 2024 at 5:42 PM