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Spartacussin

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If you're here because you've been explaining something to me, please stop.

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Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · Apr 10

I don't think I ever declared it with my whole chest on this particular account, so let me be clear: I am for open borders, full stop. I believe that if you put your feet on American soil and declare that you wish to be an American citizen, that that should be enough to grant you citizenship.

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Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · 2d

I figured that this was triangulation on Schumer's part - a way to look like the reasonable one while the GOP rejects it out of hand. Seems like it worked.

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Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · 4d

But hey you got Adams right! Good job, kid, proud of you

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · 4d

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Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · 4d

Okay, then do that.

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · 7d

Dems are less than half of the voting population. From what information we have, Dems did in fact show up in November; it was independents and leftists (neither of whom ID as "Dems") who didn't show up.

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Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · 12d

I mean... all of those descriptors describe you, too. You're being thoroughly unpleasant and also trying to instigate a dogpile and it's absolutely bizarre behavior.

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · 12d

So tempted to put an appointment in my calendar for this day in four years and see how that child's doing

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · 12d

How the fuck were Dems supposed to stop him from running

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · 19d

Well that's a baffling demarcation line

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · 21d

Honestly, I'd buy those! They're super cute!

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Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · 26d

Because you sought out this screenshot, saved it to your computer, and then produced it like a shitty magician pulling a dead rabbit out of a hat. It's weird, man. You're weird.

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Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · 27d

...you realize that makes you sound weirder right

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · 28d

Why on earth would you be subscribed to all of those

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Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · Oct 5

Absolutely none; in fact the opposite is true, but men think our rights are just silly distractions from the real manly prerogatives of fighting hard and punching nazis or whatever the fuck he's "yammering" about.

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · Oct 5

"Yammer on about protecting women's rights." Wow. WOW. That's just some real bullshit there my dude.

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · Oct 5

What's the age at which point the party should kick people out? What level of feistiness should people not be allowed to fall below? How smart do you want people to be in order to qualify for your party? What messages will you deem unacceptable and kick people out for using?

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · Sep 13

But I invite anyone who either listened to the clip or read through my transcript here to tell me what the meaningful difference is. Because I sure don't see it.

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · Sep 13

I agree, which is why my criticism of the post was the actual transcript of what he said.

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · Sep 13

in the way that I’d hoped for - just because I thought it would make it easier on us if we could just say, ‘Hey, we don’t do that here.’ And indeed, Utah is a special place. We lead the nation in charitable giving, we lead the nation in service every year. But it did happen here.”

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · Sep 13

The exact quote: “You know, bad stuff happens. And uh, for 33 hours [looks at Patel] I was… I was praying that uh, if this had to happen here, that it wouldn’t be one of us. That somebody drove from another state, somebody came from another country. But sadly that prayer was not answered [cont]

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · Sep 13

I mean...he did in fact say something very much like what the poster said he did

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · Aug 29

If it did I hope you would exit, whether or not you were pursued by it

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Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · Aug 28

NGL my first assumption was that you were the owner of the tahoe ice cream place that had a bear in it

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Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · Aug 28

Do you have any recommendations on rehabbing gloves? My softball glove has seen better days (it was already a hand-me-down even before three summers of softball league) but I don't know what the best technique might be

Spartacussin @spartacussin.bsky.social · Aug 28

Fun fact: I heard the term before I ever saw it and for the longest time I thought they were called the Mighty Condria

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