Spastic Customs
Spastic Customs
@spasticcustoms.bsky.social
Customizer of Funko Pop! Vinyls. Not able to take on any new commissions at the moment. www.spasticcustoms.com
I have some inserts that fit, so I made up some boxes for the Shane and Ilya. I might be able to offer them as stand alone for anyone who has already purchased them but I’ll need to see how many extras I’ll have. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #heatedrivalry #shanehollander #ilyarozanov
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
It’s not my favorite choice for him, but this will allow me to make some more without needing to raise the price any. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #heatedrivalry #ilyarozanov
February 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I decided to try a take on Pedro with his cello case. I had thought about having him holding it, but the mail seems to be pretty rough on my customs lately. So it’s a separate piece that is leaned against him. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #pedropascal #cello #behemoth
February 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I’ve made Tobey Maguire’s and Tom Holland’s Peter Parker, but I never did a take on Andrew Garfield’s. The Amazing Spider-Man wasn’t my favorite out of the three. I decided to rectify that with a custom based on his appearance at the beginning of the movie. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
In years past, I would make a yearly Valentine’s Day Stucky. I thought I’d have a little fun this year and take the Game Changer Stucky and put them in a couple of HR shirts I’ve made. Steve’s says “Most Likely to Deserve Sunshine” and Bucky’s says “Or. I pick or.” Spasticcustoms.etsy.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Cutting it close to Valentine’s Day, but I was able to complete a couple customs for it. First up is a dapper looking Pedro Pascal. I think I’ll have parts to get any out before the big day if you order this week. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #pedropascal #valentinesday
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I had this head I wanted to use since it was just sitting in my parts bin. Was wondering if it might work for Oberyn. Not sure if it quite works. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #pedropascal #oberynmartell #gameofthrones
January 20, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Just a fun custom on spur of the moment. I had this body and every time I looked at it it reminded me of one of Javier Peña’s outfits. That led me to thinking of Pedro dancing in costume between takes. I’m not sure if they’ll be more than one. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #pedropascal #narcos #javierpeña
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I came across some parts and thought I’d revisit the Thunderbolts* London Premiere Pedro. I decided to do both eyes open instead of the wink, but I have the option for a wink if wanted. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #pedropascal #london #thunderbolts #protectthedolls
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I also had these two swimsuit bodies, so I thought I’d do a set of Shane and Ilya in the swimsuits at the cottage. I only have this one set, unless I’m lucky and come across those parts again when they’re cheap. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #heatedrivalry #shanehollander #ilyarosanov #thecottage
January 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
If you’ve been following my account for a while, you know once I start focusing on something I get ideas from the parts I have on hand. I had some that reminded me of Ilya’s incognito outfit when Shane picks him up at the airport. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #heatedrivalry #ilyarozanov #thecottage
January 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I had a repeat buyer reach out to me about a Chris Evans from last year’s Toronto International Film Festival, which sparked the initial rumors of his return as Steve Rogers. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #chrisevans #tiff #torontointernationalfilmfestival #steverogers
January 7, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I had to do my favorite couple from the show too, Scott and Kip. I still want to do a Running Scott and Straw+Berry Kip, so maybe I’ll find time to work on those. I’ll only be able to make 4-5 of Scott and 2 of Kip. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #heatedrivalry #scotthunter #kipgrady #skip #gamechanger
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Like most, I’ve gotten the Heated Rivalry bug, and had to do my take on Rozanov and Hollander. I’m not sure if going the decal route was any easier than hand painting the uniforms. I only have enough to make about 4-5 of each. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #heatedrivalry #ilyarozanov #shanehollander
January 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I wasn’t planning on this being the first new custom of the new year, but the others are taking a bit longer to finish than I thought. I had a repeat customer asked for a Silva in his hat and green jacket and I thought of some parts I thought would work. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #pedropascal #silva
January 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Business slowed last year, but it didn’t stop me from trying. Here’s a look back at the new and revised customs I had made in 2025. Let’s see what I can come up with in 2026. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
2025’s top three best-selling customs. I was surprised that Dexter was still number one and WW2 Bucky still made the top three. Unmasked Walker also had a boost the last few months, securing his spot at number 2. I didn’t have finished customs of all three at the same time. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
2025 was definitely the Year of Pedro! These were my Top Nine for the year. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I ended up getting the Snake Eyes and polar bear set when it was on discount, so I had to do a quick photoshoot with one of the customs while I still had them. Those poofy Swifter pads seemed to do okay for snow in a pinch. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #gijoeclassified #gijoe #gijoecustoms
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Need something to get you in the holiday mood or a last minute gift? These guys are ready to ship and added to the sales going on through the 17th. Etsy’s 20% off coupon should still be working too, just use the code TAKE20 in the Etsy coupon field when checking out. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I may have missed the window on this one, since Netflix fixed it now. When this line came up, I thought it was more of a clever throwback to Miles Bron’s malapropisms, even though it wouldn’t make sense to Father Judd. I have the listing up in my SuperliTees shop, superlitees.etsy.com.
December 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I had a repeat customer ask about a Hannah McKay, from Dexter. As a Yvonne Strahovsky fan, it wasn’t much arm twisting. I didn’t like that she was written off in New Blood. She was a good match to Dexter, so I guess her fate makes sense since they’d never have a happy ending. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Made up two more Daidí na Nollag (Daddy Christmas) Joes. I think this is the third year I’ve done a different take on Santa. Went back to an older Santa this year, but they both still come with a big bag of goodies. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #gijoeclassified #gijoe #gijoecustoms #classifiedcustoms
December 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The first two episodes of Heated Rivalry didn’t really appeal to me for some reason, but the third one hit. I had an itch to make a version of him and Scott. I had tuxes and went with the emotional last scene together. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #heatedrivalry #scotthunter #kipgrady
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I had first thought of continuing the cardigan trend with Reed in his, but upon rewatching for ideas I got inspired by Reed in his tank top at the start of the movie instead. Spasticcustoms.etsy.com #spasticcustoms #pedropascal #reedrichards #fantasticfourfirststeps
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM