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Spencer Green

@spencergreen.bsky.social

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Writer-type person for hire. Who writes. Credits include: In Living Color, Mad TV, The Huffington Post, Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide, Bukowsical, other stuff. Soup of the Day: Cream of Despair

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 40m

NOBODY TOLD ME. (Ultimate Mix, 2020) - John Lennon (official music video HD)

YouTube video by johnlennon

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 46m

He'll also demand to know why he didn't get the prize in physics.

Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 2h

And now we actually have to wait and hope that Trump's response to Maria Corina Machado winning the Nobel Peace Prize isn't the embarrassing tantrum we all expect.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 10h

I'm sure this will encourage Trump to approve those secondary sanctions. (sarcastic cough)

Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 11h

Look at me, Donald! It's all for you!

Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 12h

Because sending U.S. soldiers into a Middle East war zone always worked well for us in the past. (And by "war zone," I mean "actual-not-like-Portland war zone.")

US sending about 200 troops to Israel to help support and monitor ceasefire deal in Gaza

The United States is sending about 200 troops to Israel to help support and monitor the ceasefire deal in Gaza as part of a team that includes partner nations, nongovernmental organizations and privat...

apnews.com

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 13h

Eventually, Trump will run out of people to indict and start targeting fictional characters like Lisa Simpson and Sherlock Holmes.

Grand jury indicts N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James, a Trump opponent, on bank fraud charges

James, a Democrat, has clashed with President Donald Trump after bringing civil charges against him in New York.

www.nbcnews.com

Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 15h

If they promise to dig up Charlie Kirk and parade him around like it's "Weekend at Bernie's," I promise to watch.

Turning Point USA announces alternative Super Bowl LX halftime show after Bad Bunny selection

Turning Point USA announced "The All American Halftime Show" as an alternative to Bad Bunny's official Super Bowl LX performance at Levi's Stadium.

www.foxnews.com

Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 16h

At this point, he must be exhausted.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 16h

Part of the loyalty test.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 16h

Coincidentally, they also had their balls removed in January.

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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 16h

I'm resisting the urge to make a mohel cutting a check and foreskin joke. Oh, wait...

Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 16h

Oy gevalt.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 18h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."