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C3PJoe

@spiceboyjoey.bsky.social

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Amy Elliott Dunne apologist Nose stuck in a book He/Him 📍 NYC

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C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 3h

Happy sweater, barn jacket, and hot coffee (not pictured) weather to those who have suffered through the summer and humidity and lived to tell the tale

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 5h

Every time I get a covid booster the best day my arm is dead and there’s a brief 12 hour window where I feel like I have the flu. Every single time, without fail

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C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · Jul 16

Nobody has any idea what I do, they just know I smell expensive, I'm wildly generous, and I use to live in New York but we don't talk about it

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C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · Jul 16

I want a house with a big porch, windows always open, hydrangeas that are always in bloom. And I want to have dinner parties where wine is always flowing, conversation is always great, the food is awesome.

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C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · Jul 16

The goal isn't fame. The goal isn't fortune. The goal is disappearing to a small coastal town. I want to walk through the market in an oversized linen that blows in the wind looking suspiciously well rested. What's the skincare routine? Releasing what does not serve you and SPF.

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 1d

Ignoring my inbox, putting on a cute jacket, grabbing a hot coffee, and romanticizing the crap out or today

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 1d

Was wide awake at 3am with a desperate desire to know when exactly my driver’s license expires

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 1d

a woman with a ring on her finger is driving a car

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C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 1d

It’s about me, isn’t it?

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 1d

This is Blackout at full volume and stovetop chili weather

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 2d

The way I am going to act when No Good Deed happens

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 2d

Soooo excited

a woman in a pink dress stands in front of a mirror

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C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 2d

Ready to CRY

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 2d

Got caught in the rain

a woman is smiling and holding her hair while standing in the rain .

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C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 4d

Is it obvious that I’m hungover?

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 4d

Sunday Fundayed too hard and now I’m dead

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 5d

Still crying over the wicked trailer

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 5d

I saw it so you all have to too

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 7d

Because you have taste

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 7d

Give me a cute replacement watch and she’s your’s

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 7d

What he’s leaving out is that they changed it to Cardi!

KIDANDTHECITY @kidandthecity.bsky.social · 7d

They started playing Nicki at this bar and I started yelling “FUCK NICKI, she talked about Beyonces kids!”

And then… THEY CHANGED IT 🤣

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KIDANDTHECITY @kidandthecity.bsky.social · 7d

With the bestie @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 7d

maybe YOU don't, but I be throwing out a "what a damn moron" at least once a business day

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 7d

same thing has happen to me

C3PJoe @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social · 8d

2026 is going to be the year I move away from my Apple Watch and start wearing real watches again. Anyone have any recommendations because all I have a watch that looks like the alethiometer from His Dark Materials