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Spicy Brain Candy
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Neurodivergent chaos, mental health, and cozy disaster chic. Half meltdown, half masterpiece. Perfect lighting, questionable stability. spicybraincandy.com
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 15h
People with depression literally see the world with less contrast.
Colors flatten. Light dulls. Reality fades at the edges.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
Memories re-upload every time you recall them — slightly altered.
Your past is slowly becoming fan fiction.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
Your brain can produce DMT while dreaming.
Every night is a controlled hallucination.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
Stress can rewrite parts of your DNA expression.
So when my great grandkids flinch at notifications, they’ll know who to thank.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
The human eye can detect a candle flame 30 miles away.
If only we noticed red flags that well.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
Music can synchronize the heartbeat.
You’ve literally been moved by a song.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
Laughter increases blood flow and pain tolerance.
Evolution’s version of “keep laughing or die trying.”
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
You have taste receptors in your gut.
Apparently, your stomach has opinions too.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
I crave quiet but panic when I get it.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
I’m one minor inconvenience away from becoming folklore.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
The more exhausted I am, the friendlier my emails sound.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
Every meltdown I don’t have counts as emotional Pilates.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
“Take a break” feels like a personal attack.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
I’m not tired; I’ve just run out of personality juice.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
I mistake adrenaline for energy and then wonder why I’m vibrating.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
I’d love to unmask, but customer service hours haven’t ended yet.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
Every “you’re so high-functioning” is just applause for exhaustion.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
I call it sensory overload; capitalism calls it “open concept.”
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
Burnout isn’t a phase; it’s my default wallpaper.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
My “rest” looks suspiciously like guilt in pajamas.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
I’m not difficult. I’m just running a very complicated operating system.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
My brain loves starting things. Finishing? That’s for future me, and I hate that person.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
Every time I say “I’ll remember that,” I lie beautifully.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
I treat deadlines like horror movie jump scares.
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Spicy Brain Candy @spicybraincandy.bsky.social · 1d
My brain files emotions alphabetically under “what the hell was that.”