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@spicychilidogs.bsky.social
Age 35 - They/Them

18+ NSFW writer and artist. I block minors.

#Sonicnsfw
Making good progress, hoping to post this weekend, then aiming to update every week or two until complete. I'm ready to be done with this and move on to future projects!
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 AM
It's insane, it's like they think sex is a real thing or something!
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
If being a sheltered, uncultured simpleton means I don't have to see "mpreg satan pisses on kittens at the local wal-mart garden center(Part II)", I'm completely cool with it.
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Honestly, this just sounds like someone who is bitter that they get blocked a lot, or, more likely, they just don't know what the word "curate" means.
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Blocked the "spider" tag on Tumblr and forgot about how outliers can significantly affect statistics
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Could you imagine your mom telling you that it isn't okay to filter the "watersports" tag on AO3 because you may become closed minded and forget that people pee on each other for fun?
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I saw a comment on reddit where someone was saying they needed to talk to their teens about curating their online experience, and how they should never do that or they'll get themselves trapped in a bubble and become closed minded and think everyone has the same mindset as them.
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
If I was going to write realistic Sonic smut, it would be SonJet for sure. Bird of prey sex takes 5 to 10 seconds on average and doesn't involve penetration.
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Lol, like what's the cut off????
February 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I'm pretty sure the comment I am thinking about was in an early smut chapter of Popcorn. It was a pretty long time ago, I was just thinking about it randomly while working on the next chapter's unrealistic smut scene.
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Yes lol
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
"The smut wasn't very realistic"

Then you're having sex wrong. I dunno what to tell you.
February 11, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I love you
February 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
"The smut wasn't very realistic"

Dude why would I write about realistic sex when I can just have it at home whenever I want????
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I'm struggling to write this chapter because I'm way too excited for the next one, when we find out what Silver's mission is and why he's acting cold towards Sonic.

*Putting razor blades in a cinnamon roll*
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Sitting down to really work on Popcorn. I miss it so bad.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I loved this one!
Do you like Sonadow? Did you also go see Iron Lung and find yourself wishing you could combine those two things? No? Well, here it is anyway! πŸ’™πŸ–€

Rated: M
Mind the tags! It’s kinda gross.

>> archiveofourown.org/works/79158581 πŸ–€πŸ’™πŸ–€πŸ’™
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Reposted by 🌢 Spicy Chili Dogs 🌢 πŸ”ž
Do you like Sonadow? Did you also go see Iron Lung and find yourself wishing you could combine those two things? No? Well, here it is anyway! πŸ’™πŸ–€

Rated: M
Mind the tags! It’s kinda gross.

>> archiveofourown.org/works/79158581 πŸ–€πŸ’™πŸ–€πŸ’™
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I'm talking about "Iron Lung", which takes place in a submarine in an ocean of blood haha. There were lots of "blood pressure" issues in that one!
February 8, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I went to see a post-apocalypse suspense film about some guy's issues with blood pressure.
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
It's not just about numbers, it's about respect.
February 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I'm not blocking minors just because they're underage, I'm blocking them for crossing my boundary. This means I am not welcoming them back into my community when they turn 18. This is why I'm gonna block adults who admit to interacting with me, or other adult creators, when they were a minor.
February 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This isn't just a legal thing, this is a personal one. I do not want to talk to teenagers about these topics. It gives me the heebie jeebies. Finding out someone I trusted was lying to me about their age the whole time is such a massive violation and it makes me want to set my work on fire.
February 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
While on the topic of boundaries, I also want to mention that I don't want minors interacting with me and my stories. Ever. This is a hard boundary.
February 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
If you can't understand that the abuse I write about, while framed in a sexy way, is still something that is not real and not at all acceptable in real life... then you have no business interacting with me or my fics and I will remove your ability to interact with my work.
February 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM