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@spiderdcncing.bsky.social

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all proceeds go to real spiders! ( they/she. icon: devilmilki on tumblr )

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MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jun 16

temp pinned. penned by richie

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · 21d

finally the best part of the game

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · 21d

if she's your girl then why do we share a leitmotif?

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · 21d

i love my wife mad mew mew.

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · 24d

•::I

Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 24d

They should keep bullying that spider person.

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GABI. @bumblebrave.bsky.social · 24d

They wont stop bullying the spider lady

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · 24d

they keep being mean to me •::(

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Aug 11

kill yourself.

xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · Aug 11

ANYTHING FOR AN [Eight-Legged Beauty] LIKE YOU

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Aug 11

will you do me a favor, dearie? •::)

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Aug 11

will you do me a favor, dearie? •::)

xii. THE HANGED MAN @specildeal.bsky.social · Aug 11

AINT NO WAY BRO

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 30

i'm always watching, dearie! •::)

‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · Jul 30

] i reposted this and then immediately got this notif. ominous

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‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · Jul 30

] i reposted this and then immediately got this notif. ominous

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

oh!! splendid. •;;)

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

no spiders...? •::( a shame..

✧⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒶𝓈𝓆𝓊𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓃𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓇 🎀 ⋆✧ @order-order.bsky.social · Jul 15

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⠀⠀CLOWNS=DNI

SALESMAN=DNI

QUEENS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

KINGS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

TVS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

PIPPINS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

WEREWIRES=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

SWATCH=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

MIKE=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

KRIS'S PARENTS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

NOELLE'S PARENTS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

GHOSTS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

TEACHERS=𝓓𝓜 𝓶𝓮

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

poor thing.

[ cooing at her in a way that makes it hard to tell if they're making fun of her or not. ]

i can't deny that all that is indeed a *little* pathetic, but there's no shame in that, dearie. in fact, it just makes you all the more intriguing..

MS. "ANN" TENNA! 📺 @ilovetvtime.bsky.social · Jul 15

[ Nodding pathetically. ]

Uh huh ...

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

[ that wouldn't be enough to discourage them from at least trying.. spiders can eat prey up to ten times their own size. ]

my, you sure have had a rough go of it, haven't you?

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

you shouldn't resign yourself to cleaning up everyone else's messes. what a waste of energy that would be!

✧⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒶𝓈𝓆𝓊𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓃𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓇 🎀 ⋆✧ @order-order.bsky.social · Jul 15

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Very much so, so many chaotic messes left and right. . . The only thing that can quell me is those who are organized

⠀⠀ or I can organize I suppose-

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

it's certainly rare these days, isn't it?

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

huhu.. competent? i suppose that's true.

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

[ that wouldn't be enough to discourage them from at least trying.. spiders can eat prey up to ten times their own size. ]

my, you sure have had a rough go of it, haven't you?

MS. "ANN" TENNA! 📺 @ilovetvtime.bsky.social · Jul 15

[ It would probably be very difficult to, since. Y'know. She's a giant CRT. ]

WELL!!! For starters I'm old past my prime and no one wants to watch my shows or play my games anymore I'm both divorced and a child of divorce I have 97 mental illnesses I barely understand the internet and

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

[ they're looking at her like they're going to eat her alive. they.. probably wouldn't actually do that, right? ]

of course, dearie! i wouldn't ask if i wasn't interested. •:;)

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

yes?

Kikyo Dreemurr @academicprodigy.bsky.social · Jul 15

Spider...

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

am i scaring you right now?

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

like and repost if you love spiders! •::) or else.

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

it's certainly rare these days, isn't it?

✧⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒶𝓈𝓆𝓊𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓃𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓇 🎀 ⋆✧ @order-order.bsky.social · Jul 15

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Ah, of course I rarely meet one of your. . . Refinement.

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MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

ahuhu.. i'm quite flattered.

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

yes, you. it's a good thing.

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

[ they're looking at her like they're going to eat her alive. they.. probably wouldn't actually do that, right? ]

of course, dearie! i wouldn't ask if i wasn't interested. •:;)

MS. "ANN" TENNA! 📺 @ilovetvtime.bsky.social · Jul 15

[ Staring at them very sad and wet like a depressed little puppy ] Are you Sure you want to hear more ...

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

[ staring very hard at her ] do tell me more.

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

and you. •:;)

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

ahuhu.. i'm quite flattered.

✧⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒶𝓈𝓆𝓊𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓃𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓇 🎀 ⋆✧ @order-order.bsky.social · Jul 15

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. . .

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀I did not

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

did you mean for me to hear that?

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

that's the spirit, dearie.

help @dogoftoman.bsky.social · Jul 15

* I can be a pathetic woman for the right people.

[ ok ]

MUFFET @spiderdcncing.bsky.social · Jul 15

pathetic men this, pathetic men that.. what about the pathetic women, hmm?!?!?!?!