Lucas Jack
@spiderpool711.bsky.social
"I love cooking!" I say as I proceed to make Shitslop™ for the 4th time this week
January 19, 2026 at 10:42 PM
"I love cooking!" I say as I proceed to make Shitslop™ for the 4th time this week
Tracking calories doesn't mean I stop eating cheese from the fridge, it just means I weigh it and plan my calories around it 💖
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Tracking calories doesn't mean I stop eating cheese from the fridge, it just means I weigh it and plan my calories around it 💖
I'm so ecstatic to have one half of an apple fritter, save the other half for later this week, and freeze the other 3 in the 4-pack I bought for half price (I must maintain my calorie deficit at all costs)
October 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm so ecstatic to have one half of an apple fritter, save the other half for later this week, and freeze the other 3 in the 4-pack I bought for half price (I must maintain my calorie deficit at all costs)
Do you ever look up a recipe for something and expect at least some sort of instructions or unique trick but the recipe is just "cut it into pieces and pan fry it with some oil, throw in the spices you like lol"
September 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Do you ever look up a recipe for something and expect at least some sort of instructions or unique trick but the recipe is just "cut it into pieces and pan fry it with some oil, throw in the spices you like lol"
God forbid a man doesn't look at the weather, bases his outfit on the morning, and it ends up being entirely inappropriate outfit (I am in shorts with no jacket when it's low 60s and raining)
September 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
God forbid a man doesn't look at the weather, bases his outfit on the morning, and it ends up being entirely inappropriate outfit (I am in shorts with no jacket when it's low 60s and raining)
Oh boy, I'm so hungry, I can't wait for my lunch of a protein bar and 16 Dots pretzels that I pre-portioned
September 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh boy, I'm so hungry, I can't wait for my lunch of a protein bar and 16 Dots pretzels that I pre-portioned
✨Today I'm cosplaying as someone who isn't on the verge of tears✨
September 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
✨Today I'm cosplaying as someone who isn't on the verge of tears✨
Stumbled upon an outdoor movie at my local park. And there are police here watching one of the walkways??? This part of town has nice apartments. There regularly is some kind of security around the park. But now there is a police officer?
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Stumbled upon an outdoor movie at my local park. And there are police here watching one of the walkways??? This part of town has nice apartments. There regularly is some kind of security around the park. But now there is a police officer?
Hoping I come off as mysterious and gender ambiguous using the gender neutral bathroom instead of a weird man invading a safe space
September 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hoping I come off as mysterious and gender ambiguous using the gender neutral bathroom instead of a weird man invading a safe space
Why does my law school have a Keurig machine but not actually Kcups to go with it? Are people bringing their own Kcups to campus?
September 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Why does my law school have a Keurig machine but not actually Kcups to go with it? Are people bringing their own Kcups to campus?
I sometimes buy gamersupps as a cheap replacement for energy drinks (not specifically for gaming). I just checked their website and they now sell their own trading cards? And ramen? And a magnesium/melatonin sleep drink? What?
August 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I sometimes buy gamersupps as a cheap replacement for energy drinks (not specifically for gaming). I just checked their website and they now sell their own trading cards? And ramen? And a magnesium/melatonin sleep drink? What?
Not people on Tiktok calling someone stupid for testing if a shampoo is tear free by commenting "Erm, it's actually tear like tear apart, not tear like crying". If you spend one second googling it before you spent 10 seconds typing out that comment, you would know you were wrong
August 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Not people on Tiktok calling someone stupid for testing if a shampoo is tear free by commenting "Erm, it's actually tear like tear apart, not tear like crying". If you spend one second googling it before you spent 10 seconds typing out that comment, you would know you were wrong
Also pulling up on the metro with my 3DS playing Zelda Picross feels liberating ngl
August 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Also pulling up on the metro with my 3DS playing Zelda Picross feels liberating ngl
It truly is tragic that the best song I've ever written is one I can't share because it makes people concerned about me. They don't get the bit
August 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It truly is tragic that the best song I've ever written is one I can't share because it makes people concerned about me. They don't get the bit
In the opening of FF16, there is an unavoidable attack that gives you a game over unless you do enough damage to them. I died there and it reset with the enemy having more damage on them. Turns out if they take enough damage, the attack still goes off but you magically revive after it???
August 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
In the opening of FF16, there is an unavoidable attack that gives you a game over unless you do enough damage to them. I died there and it reset with the enemy having more damage on them. Turns out if they take enough damage, the attack still goes off but you magically revive after it???
There is something healing about watching a YTP making fun of Prager U videos because I remember when I used to unironically watch them. I'm so glad that I developed both brain cells and empathy to realize how stupid those videos are and grow into a better person lol
August 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
There is something healing about watching a YTP making fun of Prager U videos because I remember when I used to unironically watch them. I'm so glad that I developed both brain cells and empathy to realize how stupid those videos are and grow into a better person lol
Why is there an option in the Apollo Justice trilogy to skip to the middle of a chapter you haven't play? I'm grateful for it because I already played the first episode so I could jump right into the 2nd one, but I don't see why you can move to any portion of the chapter from the start
July 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Why is there an option in the Apollo Justice trilogy to skip to the middle of a chapter you haven't play? I'm grateful for it because I already played the first episode so I could jump right into the 2nd one, but I don't see why you can move to any portion of the chapter from the start
Too many sad Bojack Horseman and Moral Orel edits on Tiktok at 2AM, time to sleep
July 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Too many sad Bojack Horseman and Moral Orel edits on Tiktok at 2AM, time to sleep
It's a scary realization when the other 2 lines leave and almost no one gets on, meaning all these people are going on my line. I'm going to take up so much space with my suitcase
July 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It's a scary realization when the other 2 lines leave and almost no one gets on, meaning all these people are going on my line. I'm going to take up so much space with my suitcase
Someone I know, who is probably not in a financial situation to afford a Switch 2, has been trying and failing to get one. They have some in stock in the middle of a Saturday? Boom, they're gone by the time he gets there. I'm not sure if a cosmic deity is blessing or cursing him
June 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Someone I know, who is probably not in a financial situation to afford a Switch 2, has been trying and failing to get one. They have some in stock in the middle of a Saturday? Boom, they're gone by the time he gets there. I'm not sure if a cosmic deity is blessing or cursing him
The TV has motion blur on
June 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The TV has motion blur on
It's not heathen, it's he/them
June 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It's not heathen, it's he/them
I went to get my ID checked to go into a bar section of pride and the guy just asked if I was drinking??? And when I said no, I'm just with my sibling, he just put me through without actually checking my ID. No one else got asked. Do I just give off sober energy? 😭
June 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I went to get my ID checked to go into a bar section of pride and the guy just asked if I was drinking??? And when I said no, I'm just with my sibling, he just put me through without actually checking my ID. No one else got asked. Do I just give off sober energy? 😭