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ethereal swamp witch
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is this thing on????
Teen asked me for a BL recommendation today and I was like wtf is that
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Guys I know it’s the week before my period bc I cannot listen to party 4 u without CRYING lmao
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bring back mindhunter
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Merrily we roll along 🥺❤️💕 Jonathon groff……….🥺❤️💕
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Reposted by ethereal swamp witch
115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
December 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Can I bwuy Wanew Bwodews 🥺🙏
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Fondly reminiscing on my college experience and wondering why i didn’t feel like the people in my classes really bonded & connected with me and then I remembered that I literally had an off-campus fucking job hahaha bro nights and weekends at my hometown mall?! lmfaooo
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ok now the girls are fighting
Paramount has launched a hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros. Discovery valued at around $108 BILLION.

This follows the recent announcement of Netflix’s takeover deal for the company, valued at $72 BILLION.

(apnews.com/article/para...)
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The bastardification of the Charlie Brown shirt squiggle (being referred to as “snoopy theme”) is actually representative of the downfall of modern understanding of culture as a whole and in this essay I will -
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Guys im genuinely depressed about Netflix buying hbo warner bros
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
🤑 everything sucks in America 🤑
Netflix has officially announced they're acquiring Warner Bros for $82.7B

• Claims they will continue to release WB films in theaters

• CEO teases that theatrical length for films will likely be shorter because 'long, exclusive windows aren't consumer friendly'

• Deal won't close until Q3 2026
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored all previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge

"Restoration of these grants is a massive win for libraries of all kinds in all states."
ALA welcomes reinstatement of all federal IMLS grants to libraries
Today, the American Library Association (ALA) greeted an announcement by the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS) that it had reinstated all the agency’s grants.
www.ala.org
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Tarantino just mad bc everyone would fuck Paul Dano and no one is touching Quentin with a 50 ft. pole!!
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Got this cute gray fuzzy sweater from a clothing swap that was exactly my cats color (she likes to camouflage) so I left it under the bed as an offering & this morning I saw her sleeping on it 🥰😭💕
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Just remembered this matching shirt my parents and I all had that was custom tie dye and had this like 2000s tribal weasel design with the words “I smooch my ferret on the lips” surrounding
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Found a dead wasp in a raspberry
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The feminism to misandry pipeline
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
For my birthday do you think I should rent out a theater and make all of my friends watch There Will Be Blood
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I miss drafts
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Heyyyy anyone else have work tomorrow :)
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Guys one of my college friends was Leonardo the teenage mutant ninja turtle at the parade 😭
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Does anyone want to move me and my family out to LA so i can forcibly stumble into the dropout dot teevee pipeline
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Donald Glover says he suffered stroke during Childish Gambino tour
Donald Glover suffered a stroke during Childish Gambino tour: 'They found a hole in my heart'
Donald Glover has revealed that he suffered a stroke during his 2024 Childish Gambino tour: 'They found a hole in my heart.'
ew.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hahaha Kevin Kline, Demi Moore, AND Jason Alexander is crazy
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sorry, the opening notes of the hunchback of notre dame still shake me to my core in a way I cannot describe in words??
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM