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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Sep 7

There’s a big hole in the wall next to your door where he forced himself through (sideways)

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jul 24

I’m glad you like it! Thank you!

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jul 23

Next time the company is doing tours, you could try to sneak away to the warehouse. I’m sure he’ll be glad to give you the full experience of working with him.

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jul 23

Heh, you flatter me. Thanks for enjoying it!

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jul 23

Thank you so much! I try my best

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jul 23

This is @/beast.muscle.show on Instagram

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jul 22

Since they hired him, the company hadn't had any issues in the warehouse. He's tall enough to organize the high shelves, strong enough to bring in shipments by himself. Only problem is how ornery he is. At least three people call out per week from a sudden inability to walk...

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You finally made it to the warehouse. The building's underground was a maze of empty white walls and fluorescent lights, and it took ages to find it. The entire first week of this new job had been boring flunky work, but walking those dust-choked hallways was a special kind of torture. At least you could finally get that printer paper.

The heat of the warehouse was the first thing that hit you when you pushed open the door to the warehouse. It was sweltering in there. You could hear a fan whirring uselessly in the corner, a stale, woody scent as the weak breeze pushed past you. The place wasn't as wide as you expected. Instead it was incredibly tall, with imposing floor to ceiling shelves looming overhead. You had already started digging around the lower shelves when you heard the door opening behind you.

"Who're you, and what're you doin' here?"

The voice came from feet above you, rumbling through the cramped warehouse with an intimidating grit. You could smell a testosterone-filled musk radiate into the room, the heat rising even further, the humidity rising. You turned around to see a hulk of a man, maybe dozen feet tall, squeezing himself through the normal-person sized door. His biceps rubbed against his sweat-slicked chest, his shoulders and back wide enough to block all light from the outside hallway. He looked down at you to read your name tag.

"New guy, huh? Welcome to the company. Sorry I've got my shirt off, but it's damn hot in here. Not that it looks like you mind."

He seemed bemused at your awe. He pressed his arms together, squeezing his pectorals overhead, bulging so far they almost covered your view of his face. The titan moved in, his torso-wide forearm pinning you against a shelf. You could only stare at the brick wall of his abs, his body thrice as wide as yours. That, and a massive bulge beginning to tent his damp sweatpants. He chuckled.

"I think we're gonna get along real well, new guy. Real well..."

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jul 2

And finally I got it done! I think I could've done some things about this better, but it was an interesting experiment. I'm definitely excited to get back to more traditional posts though. Hope you all enjoyed the sequence, as sporadic as it was.

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jul 2

Day 25:

"Well, it's the day of the competition. As expected, I'm nowhere near fittin' through those tiny doors! My bicep alone is too wide. But I don't care about that trophy anymore. All I can think about is getting even more massive! I'm gonna keep fuckin' growing 'til this armband gives out!"

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 29

Sorry for being very dead here lately! I just was going through some stuff, but things are going a bit better now. I’ll get out the last part of the growth sequence soon, and then get back to regular posts

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 20

Day 14:

“Woke up another two feet taller than yesterday… at this point, fitting in the building’s a pipe dream. But if nothing I can do will stop the growth, then I’ll just have to commit to it. Maybe once I get huge enough I’ll finally break this damn armband. Time to get extra massive!”

E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 17

Day 12:

“I’ve been trying to lean down a bit, get a bit more shredded. Gotta be stage ready, y’know? But even now that I’m eating less and doing more cardio, I’m still growing… getting taller and bulkier every day no matter what I do. What am I gonna do if I can’t fit in the building…?”

E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 12

Day 8:

"Posing practice today, so I thought I'd share a progress update. Impressive, I know! I'd only grown a few inches a few days ago, but now I'm towering over all the little guys I work out with. Guess it's exponential... Think I'm big enough for the stage yet?"

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 17

Dude I love this character concept. Failguy and his army of little rabid beasts. Plus he’s cute

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 17

I’ve got a feeling he’s not gonna stay too worried about it

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 17

Day 12:

“I’ve been trying to lean down a bit, get a bit more shredded. Gotta be stage ready, y’know? But even now that I’m eating less and doing more cardio, I’m still growing… getting taller and bulkier every day no matter what I do. What am I gonna do if I can’t fit in the building…?”

E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 12

Day 8:

"Posing practice today, so I thought I'd share a progress update. Impressive, I know! I'd only grown a few inches a few days ago, but now I'm towering over all the little guys I work out with. Guess it's exponential... Think I'm big enough for the stage yet?"

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 13

Man, I need to get around to finishing it. I’m replaying it from the beginning but I’ve been real busy

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 12

Finally got Stage 2 of the growth drive out! Hopefully you all don't mind that it's a day late.

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 12

Day 8:

"Posing practice today, so I thought I'd share a progress update. Impressive, I know! I'd only grown a few inches a few days ago, but now I'm towering over all the little guys I work out with. Guess it's exponential... Think I'm big enough for the stage yet?"

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 11

If you want a story like this, I'm still open for commissions! This was fun to write, so I'm hoping some more people are interested.

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 11

Unrelated to the growth drive, I've just finished this writing commission for @buffdrifter.bsky.social! Tim and Benjamin stumble upon an interesting device walking home together... muscle growth, age progression, and other hyper body changes ensue. Read below:

drive.google.com/file/d/1RBlb...

Commission for @buffdrifter.pdf

drive.google.com

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 9

“I haven’t tried doin that to anybody yet! Bet it’d sting pretty hard. I don’t know how gentle I can be at this point…”

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 8

“My fingers’re gettin thick enough it’s hard to type now. And my palms are as wide as my head is at this point, maybe wider. Everythin feels so fragile now, especially when I can wrap my whole hand around whatever it is. Hard to resist the urge to just crush stuff.”

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 8

Day 4:

“The last few days have been incredible! My strength’s going through the roof, and I’ve practically doubled all my lifts. Only issue is that I smashed my old phone grippin it too hard! My hands have gotten so big that I needed a new one anyways. Hopefully this next one’s more durable…”

E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 6

Day 1:

“Just got back from the gym, folks. It’s only been a day, but the armband’s been gettin real tight. I feel real heavy too. Friend said it was normal, but I’m worried I won’t be able to get it off. My shirt’s feelin pretty tight too though… guess the band gives you a crazy pump or somethin!”

E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 4

Day 0:

"Hey everyone! Name's Liam. I'm an amateur bodybuilder, looking to get my pro card soon. My friend at the E-Gains Institute gave me this fancy armband and told me to interact with his audience for a while. Not sure how much of an edge this'll give me, but it can't hurt to try!"

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 6

Sure! I can imagine no negative outcomes from this

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 6

Day 1:

“Just got back from the gym, folks. It’s only been a day, but the armband’s been gettin real tight. I feel real heavy too. Friend said it was normal, but I’m worried I won’t be able to get it off. My shirt’s feelin pretty tight too though… guess the band gives you a crazy pump or somethin!”

E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 4

Day 0:

"Hey everyone! Name's Liam. I'm an amateur bodybuilder, looking to get my pro card soon. My friend at the E-Gains Institute gave me this fancy armband and told me to interact with his audience for a while. Not sure how much of an edge this'll give me, but it can't hurt to try!"

Growth Drive Info:
1 like: Increase mass by 0.5%
1 repost : Increase mass by 2%
Tip on Kofi: Increase mass by 5% per $1

Starting Height: 6'2"
Staring Weight: 220 lbs

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E-Gains Institute @spindlyjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 4

Thank you! I sure hope so

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