Spiros Panathagiordiadis
@spirosthegreek.bsky.social
I run the Kebabulance with my baby brother Cosmo. I'm married to my wife.
LIKES: lemon sorbet, guns, ladies privates.
DISLIKES: mould, wife, rude customers
LIKES: lemon sorbet, guns, ladies privates.
DISLIKES: mould, wife, rude customers
It's amazing how they got all that way in a Volkswagon Campervan! 😯
August 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It's amazing how they got all that way in a Volkswagon Campervan! 😯
He's clearly never seen Mrs Brown's Boys.
August 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
He's clearly never seen Mrs Brown's Boys.
Just got home from Tesco. I had a mishap at the self-checkout scanner when my balls popped out of my shorts and landed on the tray. I've just checked my receipt, and I've been charged for 2 small Satsumas.
July 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just got home from Tesco. I had a mishap at the self-checkout scanner when my balls popped out of my shorts and landed on the tray. I've just checked my receipt, and I've been charged for 2 small Satsumas.
What an awful night. One minute we're laughing and joking in the pub, knocking back beers and peanuts, and then my friend collapsed. He gave me this to remember him by just moments before he passed away. He couldn't speak at the time, but it seemed really important to him that I have it. RiP Gary.
July 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
What an awful night. One minute we're laughing and joking in the pub, knocking back beers and peanuts, and then my friend collapsed. He gave me this to remember him by just moments before he passed away. He couldn't speak at the time, but it seemed really important to him that I have it. RiP Gary.
Just had an argument with my best friend Dennis about this. He reckons it's for Coke, which does kind of make sense as it's hard to open the cans with short nails.
July 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Just had an argument with my best friend Dennis about this. He reckons it's for Coke, which does kind of make sense as it's hard to open the cans with short nails.
So no one told him life was gonna be this way…👏👏👏👏👏
July 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
So no one told him life was gonna be this way…👏👏👏👏👏
If it self identifies as a sandwich, It’s living as a sandwich and dresses in a sandwich box, then it’s entitled to go in the sandwich section. That’s the rules.
When is a sandwich not a sandwich? When it's an M&S strawberry sandwich
Marks & Spencer is causing a stir with its Wimbledon inspired Red Diamond Strawberry and Creme Sandwich, not least for tax inspectors at HMRC
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July 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If it self identifies as a sandwich, It’s living as a sandwich and dresses in a sandwich box, then it’s entitled to go in the sandwich section. That’s the rules.
It's very rare that I hope Mrs P has farted, but I'm kind of praying that smell coming from the kitchen isn't my dinner...
April 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It's very rare that I hope Mrs P has farted, but I'm kind of praying that smell coming from the kitchen isn't my dinner...
Much like Mrs P does when I'm at work 😠
A reminder of a pretty etymology to brighten the day. The ‘daisy’ takes its name from the Old English ‘dæges ēage’, ‘day’s eye’, because it opens its petals at dawn, and closes them again at dusk.
April 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Much like Mrs P does when I'm at work 😠
RIP Pope Francis. A man who started from such humble beginnings.
April 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
RIP Pope Francis. A man who started from such humble beginnings.
Imagine donating your organs after you die, and you end up being used as a tra*nies fanny.
April 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Imagine donating your organs after you die, and you end up being used as a tra*nies fanny.
On the run up to Easter don't forget to visit the Kebabulance and try our fabulous Madonner Kebab.
We'll be parked in our usual spot between the bins and the public toilets on Southend seafront. 😋
We'll be parked in our usual spot between the bins and the public toilets on Southend seafront. 😋
April 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
On the run up to Easter don't forget to visit the Kebabulance and try our fabulous Madonner Kebab.
We'll be parked in our usual spot between the bins and the public toilets on Southend seafront. 😋
We'll be parked in our usual spot between the bins and the public toilets on Southend seafront. 😋
Who else remembers when Andrew Tate was on Big Brother UK in 2016? He went in claiming to be a ‘master manipulator’ who can ‘play people like a puppet’ but he was just a nobhead who got kicked out days after he entered. And his hair has always looked like an old lolly someone's dropped on the floor.
April 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Who else remembers when Andrew Tate was on Big Brother UK in 2016? He went in claiming to be a ‘master manipulator’ who can ‘play people like a puppet’ but he was just a nobhead who got kicked out days after he entered. And his hair has always looked like an old lolly someone's dropped on the floor.
Why's this fella on Bargain Hunt dressed like a 1970s Harlem pimp?
April 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Why's this fella on Bargain Hunt dressed like a 1970s Harlem pimp?
This has been long awaited. A special day for all the people who are too ugly to get a shag.
April 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This has been long awaited. A special day for all the people who are too ugly to get a shag.
I've texted STOP but they're still coming through. What do I need to do?
April 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I've texted STOP but they're still coming through. What do I need to do?
Americans are going to have to eat their own US made cheeses. They’ll crack first.
April 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Americans are going to have to eat their own US made cheeses. They’ll crack first.
Just walked into Tesco Express and seen Scotch Eggs. No mention of Easter, just pure Scottish propaganda. Won't shop there again.
April 1, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Just walked into Tesco Express and seen Scotch Eggs. No mention of Easter, just pure Scottish propaganda. Won't shop there again.
Congratulations to all the ladies who won an award on International Women's Day!
A man will be along shortly to put up your display cabinet.
A man will be along shortly to put up your display cabinet.
March 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Congratulations to all the ladies who won an award on International Women's Day!
A man will be along shortly to put up your display cabinet.
A man will be along shortly to put up your display cabinet.
I now identify as a salmon.
March 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I now identify as a salmon.
BREAKING NEWS:
Andrew and Tristan Tate named as the new heads of the US Office of Global Women’s Issues.
Andrew and Tristan Tate named as the new heads of the US Office of Global Women’s Issues.
February 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Andrew and Tristan Tate named as the new heads of the US Office of Global Women’s Issues.
Andrew and Tristan Tate named as the new heads of the US Office of Global Women’s Issues.
I'm still convinced that if Michael Jackson had given up music and just played darts, he would have been world champion.
February 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I'm still convinced that if Michael Jackson had given up music and just played darts, he would have been world champion.
Cringing so hard at Gary Barlow and the other two on the Baftas that it's making my bumhole hurt.
February 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Cringing so hard at Gary Barlow and the other two on the Baftas that it's making my bumhole hurt.
To all you beautiful ladies, happy Valentine's Day!
To all you fat birds, chin up! It's pancake day in a few weeks.
To all you fat birds, chin up! It's pancake day in a few weeks.
February 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
To all you beautiful ladies, happy Valentine's Day!
To all you fat birds, chin up! It's pancake day in a few weeks.
To all you fat birds, chin up! It's pancake day in a few weeks.
Watching "Our Farm Next Door: Amanda, Clive and Kids" on Channel 4. How many kids have they actually got? That woman must have a womb like a clowns car.
February 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Watching "Our Farm Next Door: Amanda, Clive and Kids" on Channel 4. How many kids have they actually got? That woman must have a womb like a clowns car.